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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best dentist jokes.
- What do you get when you cross a tree with an artificial waterway?… A root canal. (Tree Jokes)
- What does the dentist of the year get?… A little plaque!
- A grandson was visiting his grandfather at the nursing home. When the boy walked into the room, the grandfather smiled. The boy enthusiastically said, “Grandpa you have March Madness teeth! You are down to your Final Four!” (Final Four Jokes & Grandparent Jokes)
- Why did the deer need braces?… He had buck teeth.
- Why did the king go to the dentist?… To get a new crown!
- What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?… Fill me in when you get back.
- What did the dentist say to the golfer?… “You have a hole in one.” (Top Golf Jokes)
- Where does a majority of a hockey player’s salary come from?… The tooth fairy. (Hockey Jokes)
- Where does a killer whale go for braces?… The orca-dontist. (Dentist Jokes for Kids & Whale Jokes)
- Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?… Because it lost its filling. (Oreo Cookie Jokes)
- Hockey players are known for their summer teeth… Summer here, summer there. (Hockey Jokes & Summer Jokes for Kids)
- What was the dentist doing in Panama?… Looking for the Root Canal!
- Why did the computer go to the dentist?… Because it had Bluetooth.
- What did the dentist give to the middle school marching band?… A TUBA toothpaste. (Middle School Jokes)
- What do you call George Washington’s false teeth?… Presidentures. (George Washington Jokes)
- When is the best time for your friend to go to the dentist?… Tooth-hurty-too (2:32). (Dentist Jokes)
- What kind of hug straitens your teeth?… EmBRACES!
- Which medical professional likes to break things?… A DENTist!
- What is a dentist’s office?… A filling station.
- What did the dentist see at the North Pole?… A molar bear.
- Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?… Dracula’s dentist.
- Why did the cheerleader go to the dentist?… She needed a root canal.
- What does a orhtodonist do on a roller coaster?… He braces himself.
- Some kids enjoy buying school supplies. To me… it’s like buying your own dental instruments. (Jokes for the First Day of School)
- Why was one of the reindeer afraid to smile?… He didn’t want to show off his buck teeth. (Hunting Jokes & Dentist Jokes)
- What’s the best thing you can put into a pancake?… Your teeth! (Pancake Jokes)
- Why did the Oreo cookie visit the dentist?… To get his filling replaced! (Oreo Cookie Jokes)
- Why did the pie go to a dentist?… Because he needed a filling! (Pie Jokes)
- What can bite & nip at your toes but has no teeth?… Frost! (Frosty the Snowman Jokes & Winter Jokes)
- What might Joe Biden need for inauguration?… Presidentures! (Inauguration Jokes)
- What did the werewolf eat after he’d had his teeth cleaned?…The dentist. (Biology Jokes & Halloween Jokes)
- What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?… A one molar solution. (Mole Day Jokes)
- Which tooth did Avogadro have pulled?… One of his molars. (Mole Day Jokes)
- What does a dentist say to his shark patients?… Let’s see those chompers. (Shark Jokes)
- Why didn’t the dentist ask his secretary out?… He was already taking out a tooth.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about dentists?
- What did the dentist give to the high school marching band?… A TUBA toothpaste.
- What is the best thing to put in a pizza?… Teeth. (Pizza Jokes)
- What’s the best thing to put into a pie?… Your teeth! (Pie Jokes)
- How many teeth does a hockey player have?… Don’t you mean tooth? (Hockey Jokes)
- What did the dentist say to the computer?… This won’t hurt a byte.
- What might Donald Trump need for inauguration?… Presidentures! (Inauguration Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good dentist knock-knock joke?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good dentist knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea?… Denis.
- At what time do most people go to the dentist?… At tooth-hurty (2:30). (Dentist Jokes)
- Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?… Because it lost its filling! (Candy Jokes & Cookie Jokes)
- What might an older candidate need if elected?… Presidentures! (Presidents’ Day Jokes)
- Why did the donut go to the dentist?… It needed a chocolate filling. (Donut Jokes)
- What game did the dentist play when she was a child?… Caps and robbers.
- Why does a dentist seem moody?… Because he always looks down in the mouth.
- What did the werewolf eat after he’d had his teeth taken out?… The dentist
- What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?… He braces himself.
- Why do dentists like potatoes?… Because they are so filling.
- What is the best thing to put into a donut?… your teeth. (Donut Jokes for Kids)
- What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?… Your teeth. (Pumpkin Jokes)
- What do a dentist and a lacrosse coach have in common?… They both use drills! (Lacrosse Jokes)
- Why did the queen go to the dentist?… To get a new crown!
- Why did the prince go to the dentist?… To get a new crown!
- Why did the princess go to the dentist?… To get a new crown!