(Wolf Jokes)
- Three campers were walking in the woods and came upon tracks. The first one said, “Look, it’s deer tracks.” The second one said, “No, it’s wolf tracks.” and before the third one could answer, they got hit by a train. (Train Jokes / Deer Jokes / Wolf Jokes)
- What did one wolf say to another?… Howl’s it goin’!
- What do you call a lumberjack wolf?… A timber wolf!
- What do you call a lost wolf?… A where-wolf!
- Why did the boy cry wolf?… To get a Howling experience.
- What do wolf parties always start at midnight?… So they can have a howling good time!
- What did one wolf say to another?… Let’s go catch some fast food!
- What do you get when you cross Fred Astaire and a wolf?… Dances with wolves.
- Why did the wolf cross the road?… He was chasing the chicken!
- What did one wolf say to the other?… Howl do you do.
- What does a wolf receptionist say?… Howl may I help you?
- Where does a wolf sit in the movie theater?… Anywhere it wants to!
- What do you call a wolf with a carrot in each ear?… Anything you want as he can’t hear you!
- What do you say when you meet a talking wolf?… Howl about that?
- What did the grape say when the wolf stood on it?… Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
- Why did the wolf cross the road?… To prove to the possum that it could be done!
- What did the wolf say when someone stepped on his foot?… Aoooowwwwww!
