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  1. Why do algebra teachers feel superior to geometry teachers?… Because they think that geometry teachers are too symbol-minded! (Algebra Jokes)
  2. Having an argument with pi just goes around in circles. (101 Pi Day Jokes)
  3. Why did I divide sin by tan?… Just cos.
  4. Where do circles, ellipses, hyperbolas and parabolas like to hang out in the summer?… Coney Island. (Top Summer Jokes)
  5. What is a mathematician’s favorite type of tree?… A Geometree. (because they have square roots!) (Tree Jokes)
  6. Why was the student late for school? …. It was because she took the rhombus! (Bus Jokes)
  7. Which shapes are an ice-cream’s favorite?… A cone and a sphere! (Ice Cream Jokes)
  8. What shape is usually waiting for you at Stabucks?… A line.
  9. Why wasn’t the geometry teacher at school?… Because she sprained her angle!!
  10. Why did the 30-60-90 triangle marry the 45-45-90 triangle?… They were right for each other. (Top 10 Valentine’s Day Jokes)