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- Dr. Seuss Jokes
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- (Grinch Jokes)
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Grinch jokes.
- Why doesn’t the Grinch like knock knock jokes?… Because there’s always Whos there! (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes)
- What is the Grinch’s least favorite band?… The Who. (Music Jokes)
- I’ve heard the reviews for the new Grinch movie have been bad. One reviewer asked theater goers if they would watch The Grinch or a video of a sea sick crocodile, and 90% proffered watching the sea sick crocodile. (Movie Jokes)
- Why was the Grinch invited to the Cinco de Mayo party?… They thought he was a giant avocado. (Dr. Seuss Jokes & Cinco de Mayo Jokes)
- Where does the Grinch go to watch movies?… The IMAX! (Movie Jokes)
- How did the Grinch get home from the Christmas party?… He took a Who-ber. (Car Jokes)
- Why couldn’t the Grinch steal Christmas?… Because of the Santa clause. (Police Jokes / Lawyer Jokes / Grammar Jokes)
- What do you call the chocolate bars the Grinch stole?… Hot chocolate. (Chocolate Jokes & Candy Jokes)
- What does the Grinch eat for dessert?… Heist cream! (Ice Cream Jokes)
- What one thing became more clear as you got older?… Why the Grinch wanted to live alone with his dog. (Grandparent Jokes & Dog Jokes)
- Why was the Grinch afraid of Santa Claus?… He was Claustrophobic. (Psychology Jokes)
- What does the Grinch see with?… Burglarize! (Police Jokes)
- What’s the difference between someone who doesn’t understand figures of speech, and the Grinch?… The first takes things literally. The other takes things, literally! (Grammar Jokes)
- How fast did the Grinch’s sled go?… Max speed. (Dr. Seuss Jokes)
- What’s the Grinch’s favorite board game?… Mean-opoly!
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Grinch?
- What’s the difference between Batman and the Grinch?… Batman can go into Whoville without Robin! (Batman Jokes)
- What is the Grinch’s favorite play?… Green Eggs and Hamlet! (Egg Jokes & Book Jokes)
- How did the Grinch know to average all of the presents he stole, so that each Who in Whoville got the same amount returned to them?… He’s a mean one, Mr. Grinch. (Math Jokes for Kids)
- What did all the turkey say to the Grinch?… We would like to hire you to steal Thanksgiving. (Thanksgiving Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Grinch knock-knock joke?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Grinch knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- Why did the Grinch not steal any kitchen utensils?… He decided it wasn’t worth the whisk! (Police Jokes)
- How did the city folk in Whoville refer to the Grinch?… As a Hill-Bully. (Anti-Bullying Blogs)
- Why did the Grinch go down the chimney?… Because it sooted him!
- What happened when the Grinch went to the flea circus?… He stole the show!
- What is the Grinch’s favorite breakfast dish?… Green Eggs and Ham! (Egg Jokes & Book Jokes)
- What did the Grinch say when he was caught stealing from a French art museum?… I did it for the Monet! (Art Jokes)
- Why is the Grinch seeking out a contract lawyer?… To help get rid of the Santa Clauses
- Why can’t the Grinch get down from Mount Crumpit?… You can only get down from birds! (Hiking Jokes)
- Why did the Grinch get a burglar alarm?… Because he needs to get up on time! (Police Jokes)
- Where does the Grinch keep his money?… In a snow bank. (Snow Jokes)
- Why did the Grinch go to the liquor store?… To find some Christmas spirit. (Beer Jokes)
- What do people say when they hear the Grinch stealing from them?… Who goes there? (Police Jokes)
- Why was it so hard to miss the Grinch on Christmas morning?… He had all the presence.
- Why was the Grinch invited to the Halloween costume party?… They thought he was a giant avocado. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
- I told my wife that I thought that the Grinch’s voice was a little strange… But the wife said “Who?”
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… That’s right, the who’s are here! (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes)
- Why was the Grinch so bad at playing Crazy 8’s?… He was green (he never played before).
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe named the mean, green character who stole Christmas. (Canoe Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the author of “How the Grinch Stole Christmas?”(Canoe Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the Grinch’s dog? (Canoe Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the town the Grinch steals Christmas from? (Canoe Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the mountain where the Grinch lived? (Canoe Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the actor who played the Grinch in the 2000 movie? (Canoe Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the town the Who’s live in? (Canoe Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the director who played the Grinch in the 2000 movie? (Canoe Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me how the Grinch makes Max look like a reindeer? (Canoe Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell mehat the the Grinch has in his soul? (Canoe Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe (Canoe Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… (Canoe Jokes)