Top 10 Giraffe Jokes

by | Jul 29, 2021 | Education, Latest News, Moms, Parents, School Jokes

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  1. Did you hear the joke about the giraffe’s neck?… It’s a long one.
  2. Why don’t you see giraffes in elementary school?… Because they’re all in High School. (Elementary School Jokes & High School Jokes)
  3. I respect giraffe’s… They’re an animal I can look up to. 
  4. What do you get if you cross a giraffes with a police-man ?… Long-arm of the Law! (Police Jokes)
  5. What do you get if cross a Turtle with a Giraffe?… A Turtle-Neck. (Turtle Jokes & Fall Jokes)
  6. Did you know that a giraffe’s neck is strong enough to support the weight of a human climbing on it? Anyway, I got banned from my local zoo today. 
  7. Why don’t giraffes make good pets?… They’re too high maintenance. 
  8. Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?… It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
  9. What do you call a giraffe winning a horse race?… A longshot. (Horse Racing Jokes)
  10. A giraffe walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says “you want a longneck?” The giraffe says “you mean I have a choice?” 
  11. What do you call an animal that turns into a boat?… a GIRRAFT. (Fishing Jokes)
  12. What do you get when two giraffes collide?… A giraffic jam. (Car Jokes)
  13. Why don’t giraffes like fast food?… Because they can’t catch it! (Fast Food Jokes)
  14. What did Dracula say then he saw a giraffe for the first time?… I’d like to get to gnaw you. (Dracula Jokes)
  15. Why was the giraffe so well respected at the zoo?… Because everybody looked up to him.
  16. What do you call a royal giraffe?… Your high-ness 
  17. A lion and a giraffe are meeting at the zoo Lion: “You are late! We said to meet at sunset!” Giraffe: “I can still see the sun.” 
  18. You are riding a Giraffe at full speed, there is a lion right behind you and a horse in front of you, what do you do? Get off the merry-go-round.
  19. I suppose when you’ve seen one lion catch a giraffe, you’ve seen a maul.
  20. What do you call it when a giraffe swallows a toy jet?… A “plane in the neck.” 
  21. When does a giraffe have 8 legs?…When there are two of them! (101 Pi Day Jokes)
  22. I read about a heartwarming story of several doctors performing overnight surgery on a giraffe’s knee… I guess it was a joint operation. 
  23. The worst thing about being a giraffe is that your coffee gets cold by the time it reaches your belly. 
  24. What is a giraffe’s favorite fruit?… Necktarines 
  25. What do you call a mural of a giraffe in the street?… Giraffiti. 
  26. Why do giraffes have long necks?… Because their feet smell! (Biology Jokes for Kids)
  27. Why did the giraffe get bad grades?… He had his head in the clouds.
  28. What do giraffes have that no one else has?… Baby giraffes! (Baby)
  29. What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedgehog?… A twelve-foot toothbrush (Dentist Jokes for Kids)
  30. How do you interview a giraffe?… First, you get a really tall ladder … 
  31. Where do you put Giraffes that don’t feel good?… Giraffe-Sick Park.
  32. Why was the giraffe late?… Because he got caught in a giraffic jam! (Car)
  33. Knock knock… Who’s there… Giraffe… Giraffe who?… Giraffe anything to eat? I’m starving!
  34. Why do giraffes have long necks?… Because their feet smell! 
  35. Why didn’t they invite the giraffe to the holiday party?… He was a pain in the neck! 
  36. Why did none of the giraffe’s friends ever laugh when she told a joke?… It always went over their heads. 
  37. What do you get when two giraffes collide?… A giraffic jam. 
  38. Did you hear about the guy who made giraffe and elephant jam?… He called it Wildlife Preserve. 
  39. Did you hear about the Giraffe and Ostrich race?… It was neck and neck. 
  40. Giraffes are hardworking and make amazing employees… The only problem is their neckties cost $5000. 
  41. What do you get when you cross a giraffe and a pig?… Bacon and legs. 
  42. What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?… Neck-romance-y 
  43. Why do giraffes make bad bosses?… Because they can’t see eye-to-eye with their employees. (Labor Day)
  44. What’s green and hangs from trees?… Giraffe snot. (Doctor)
  45. Why did the giraffe sign up for become a priest training?… He felt a higher calling. 
  46. What’s worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?… A centipede with athlete’s foot. 
  47. Why did the giraffe leave her boyfriend?… He was a Cheetah! 
  48. Why don’t giraffes like to go to the playground?… Because the monkeys use them for slides. 
  49. Why was the giraffe late?… Because he got caught in a giraffic jam! 
  50. What do you call a giraffe winning a horse race?… A longshot. 
  51. Why don’t most restaurants serve giraffes?… It’s a tall order. 
  52. The worst part about being a giraffe is having a lot of time to think about your mistakes when you’re sinking into quicksand. 
  53. Why do giraffes sing in the rain?… Because they don’t fit in the shower. 
  54. What’s green and hangs from tall trees?… Giraffe boogers. 
  55. A boy walks into a party with his pet giraffe. He gets himself and his giraffe juice boxes, but after finishing his drink the giraffe drops dead on the floor. The boy gets up to leave but a girl says to him, “Hey! You can’t leave that lying there!” The boy turns to her and says, “That’s not a lion, that’s a giraffe!” 
  56. Why is it cheap to feed a giraffe?… A little goes a long way. 
  57. The worst thing about being a giraffe is needing 100 Heimlich maneuvers when you are choking. 
  58. The worst part about being a giraffe is knowing that once you put on a necklace it is there for life! 
  59. Some giraffes can grow up to 18 feet… But most only have 4. 
  60. Why did the giraffe sign up for monk training?… He felt a higher calling.