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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best fall jokes.
  2. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall!… We hope you do too! (November Jokes)
  3. I’m like a November afternoon … Short and not very bright.
  4. Why does Humpty Dumpty like camping in autumn?… Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall… (Camping Jokes / Fall Jokes)
  5. What’s the problem eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?… You’ll get autumn’y ache. (Fall Jokes & Pumpkin Jokes)
  6. What do you call a fall pop star?… Pumpkin Spice! (Pumpkin Jokes)
  7. What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?… A har-vest! (Farming Jokes)
  8. I’m going to go out on a limb and say I be-leaf in you… Have a great fall! (Tree Jokes)
  9. What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber! (September Jokes Tree Jokes)
  10. I was a maze designer. It didn’t work out… I got lost in my own work. (Labor Day Jokes)
  11. What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?… Plymouth Rock. (Massachusetts Jokes & Thanksgiving Jokes)
  12. I don’t get why we have to know when the fall of Berlin was… obviously Berlin has fall every year September to December. (World Geography Jokes)
  13. What basketball player would be a great spokesperson for autumn?… Tacko Fall. (Taco Jokes & Basketball Jokes)
  14. What do you get if cross a Turtle with a Giraffe?… A Turtle-Neck (Giraffe Jokes for Kids / Turtle Jokes / Fall Jokes)
  15. Never bring a girl named Autumn to the homecoming dance… because she’ll leave you. (Homecoming Jokes)
  16. What is the cutest season?… Awwtumn.
  17. Why do trees hate going back to school in the fall?… Because they’re easily stumped! (180 School Jokes)
  18. Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?… The Crossing Gourd. (180 School Jokes & Pumpkin Jokes)
  19. What’s the best band to listen to in autumn?… The Spice Girls. (365 Music Jokes)
  20. What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?… A fall guy!
  21. What did autumn say to summer?… Make like a tree and leave! (Summer Jokes)
  22. What did the mommy leaf and daddy leaf call their son?… Russell. (Baby Jokes)
  23. Why did the scarecrow win a medal?… He was outstanding in his field. (Top 10 Sports Jokes & Farming Jokes)