Summer Camp Jokes for Kids

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Do fish go to summer camp?… No, because they’re always in school! (Fishing Jokes)
My girlfriend and I broke up at summer camp. We got into an argument over which canoe to get take. She got in one and I the other…. Then we just drifted apart. (Canoe Jokes)
Summer Camp Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Summer Camp? (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
Summer Camp Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a knock-knock joke at Summer Camp? (June Jokes)
What is a math teacher’s and math students’s favorite type of camp?… “Sum”mer Camp! (Math Jokes for Kids & Math Jokes for Teachers)
Where do sharks go to summer camp?… Finland! (Shark Jokes for Kids)
Do you know the name of the summer camp director in France?… Phillipe Phloppe. (Flip Flop Jokes)
Which letter is the coolest at summer camp?… Iced t. (26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z & Ice-T Jokes)
Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable experience at summer camp. (Fall Jokes for Kids)
What summer camp race is never run?… A swimming race. (Swimming Jokes & Track Jokes)
When do you go at red and stop at green?… At summer camp when you’re eating a watermelon. (Watermelon Jokes for Kids)
Camper #1 was on one side of the river. Camper #2 was on the other side of the river. Camper #1 yells to Camper #2, “How do you get to the other side?” Camper #2 yells back, “You are on the other side!” (Camping Jokes)
What did the bread do at summer camp?… It loafed around. (Bread Jokes & Travel Blogs)
What did the pig say at the beach on a hot day at summer camp?… I’m bacon! (Bacon Jokes)
What vegetable do you eat at summer camp when you want to be very fast?… Hustle sprouts! (Farming Jokes)
What kind of summer camp would a toilet, a mountain lion, and a watermelon all go to?… A John Cougar Melon Camp. (Watermelon Jokes & Music Jokes)
Can a hamburger date a hot dog at summer camp?… Only if they have a very frank relationship! (Hamburger Jokes / Hot Dog Jokes Wedding Jokes)
Why did the dog stay in the shade at summer camp?… It did not want to be a hot dog. (Dog Jokes & Hot Dog Jokes)
Why do bananas use sunscreen at summer camp?… Because they peel. (Banana Jokes)
What type of chair goes to wild summer camp concerts?… A rocking chair! (Music Jokes)
What’s green and goes to summer camp?…A brussel scout! (Farming Jokes)
Where do goldfish go for summer camp?… Around the globe! (Geography Jokes for Kids & Fishing Jokes)
Where do cows go for summer camp?… Moo York. (New York Jokes & Cow Jokes)
A Summer book never written: “Summer Camps Are So Expensive” by Seymour Foreles. (Travel Blogs & Book Jokes)
What happened to the gun at summer camp?… He got FIRED! (Hunting Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
The seaside summer camp we visited last summer was so boring that one day the tide went out and never came back. (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
What does a bee do when it is hot at summer camp?… He takes off his yellow jacket. (Bee Jokes)
What do you call a cat on a summer camp field trip to the beach?…. Sandy claws. (Christmas Jokes for Kids & Cat Jokes)
Why don’t mummies go on summer camp?… They’re afraid to relax and unwind! (Mummy Jokes & Mother’s Day Jokes for Kids)
Which coloring utensil makes you tired at summer camp?… A craYAWN! (Crayon Jokes & Napping Jokes)
Where do eggs go for summer camp?… New Yolk City! (New York Jokes & Egg Jokes)
Why did the robot go on summer camp?… He needed to recharge his batteries. (Computer Jokes for Kids)
What do frogs like to drink on a hot day at summer camp?… Croak-o-cola. (Summer Jokes & Frog Jokes)
What do you call witches who go on a summer camp field trip to the beach?… Sandwitches! (Massachusetts Jokes & Witch Jokes)
What do you call a group a grizzlies cracking up together at summer camp?… A BEARel of laughs! (Animal Jokes for Kids & Bear Jokes)
What type of shoe stops up summer camp drains?… A clog!
Why do the summer camp instructors wear sunglasses?…. Because the campers are so bright! (Top Summer Jobs for Teachers & Sunglasses Jokes)
Why was the painter hot at summer camp?… He put on an extra coat!
Where do ants go for summer camp?… Frants. (Geography Jokes for Kids & Ant Jokes)
Why do golfers at summer camp carry an extra pair of socks?… In case they get a hole in one. (Golf Jokes & Summer Camp Jokes)
First dog: Where do fleas go for summer camp? Second dog: Search me! (Dog Jokes for Kids)
What MTV show does a fishing camp director watch?… The Reel World! (Fishing Jokes & Music Jokes)
What do cows wear to summer camp in Hawaii?… Moo Moo’s. (Cow Jokes / Hawaii Jokes / Geography Jokes for Kids)
What’s brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?… A coconut at summer camp! (Travel Blogs & Sunglasses Jokes)
Why was the pig red?… He was out all day BACON in the sun at summer camp. (Bacon Jokes & Pig Jokes)
What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool?… Show me your mussels. (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
How would you describe the views a peppermint gets while looking at the mountains at summer camp?… Breath Taking! (Hiking Jokes)
What happened to the pottery at summer camp?… He got fired! (Art Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
What time is it when people are throwing pieces of bread at your head during summer camp?… Time to DUCK! (Animal Jokes for Kids & Duck Jokes)
Who is Burt’s Bees wax’s summer camp roommate?… Ernie’s bees wax! (Bee Jokes & Sesame Street Jokes)
What do teens who love to brag about summer camp accomplishments write in each night before bed?… A GLOATbook! (Grammar Jokes)
Why did the summer camp director love his barbecue?… Because it was the grill of his dreams. (Summer Jokes)
I just flew back from my summer camp in Spain…. I bet your arms are tired. (Geography Jokes for Kids & Plane Jokes)
What do you call a cow who always takes your stuff at summer camp?… A mooooocher! (Animal Jokes for Kids & Cow Jokes)
Where did the sheep go to summer camp?… The Baa-hamas! (Geography Jokes for Kids & Travel Guest Blogs)
What summer camp destination makes a pet bird sing for joy?… The Canary Islands! (Bird Jokes for Kids)
What do you call a fish with no eyes at a summer camp?… A fsh. (Biology Jokes)
What did the beach say as the tide came in?… Long time no sea. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
At summer camp, what did the lake say to the sailboat?… Nothing it just waved. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
Why are gulls named seagulls?… If they were by the bay, they’d be bagels! (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
Where does a canoe go when it’s sick at summer camp?… To the DOCK! (Canoe Jokes for Kids & Doctor Jokes for Kids)
Why didn’t the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?… Because he already had a trunk! (Elephant Jokes for Kids & Travel Guest Blogs)
Teacher: Where did your sister go for summer camp? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (Geography Jokes for Kids & Alaska Jokes)
Teacher: Please use the words “letter carrier” in a sentence. Student: Yes, ma’am. “My dad said that after seeing how many things my sister was bringing on to summer camp, he would rather letter carrier own luggage.” (Mailman Jokes for Kids)
Why do fish swim in salt water?… Because pepper makes them sneeze! (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
What’s the best day to go on a field trip to the beach during summer camp?… SUN day! (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
Why don’t oysters share their pearls?… Because they’re shellfish. (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
Where did Tarzan go on summer camp?… Hollywood and Vine. (Disney Jokes for Kids)
Teacher: What’s gray, has four legs and a trunk? Student: An elephant. Teacher: No, a mouse going to summer camp. (Teacher Jokes & Elephant Jokes)
How would you describe the views a peppermint gets while looking at the Blue Ridge Mountains?… Breath Taking! (Hiking Jokes / Georgia Jokes / Candy Jokes)
What does the sun drink out of at summer camp?… SUN glasses. (Sunglasses Jokes & Sun Jokes)
What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?… It gets wet. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
What holds the sun up in the sky?… Sunbeams. (Sun Jokes)
What soothes a sick stomach and gives you neck support at night when you are at summer camp?… A PILL-ow. (Napping Jokes)
How do you prevent a summer cold?… Catch it in the Winter! (Winter Jokes for Kids)
What do you call a snowman in July?… A puddle. (Christmas Jokes for Kids & July Jokes)
At summer camp. what did the ocean say to the shore?… Nothing it just waved. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
First woman: My son came to visit for summer vacation. Second woman: How nice! Did you meet him at the airport? First woman: Oh, no. I’ve known him for years! (Mother’s Day Jokes for Kids)
Why did the sand blush?… The sand blushed because the sea weed. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
How do you catch a monkey?… Climb a tree and act like a banana. (Monkey Jokes & Banana Jokes)
What’s black and white and read all over?… A sunburned zebra.
How do men exercise at the beach?… By sucking in their stomach every time they see a bikini. (Summer Jokes)
What do you call a penguin in the desert?… Lost. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
What do you call six weeks of rain in Scotland?… Summer! (World Geography Jokes & Summer Jokes)
Italy got Hungary, Ate Turkey, Slipped on Greece, Broke China, Went shopping in Iceland, Got eaten by Wales! (World Geography Jokes)
Why is Big Bird big, yellow, and feathery? … Because if he was small, yellow, and nuggety he would be a corn on the cob! (Sesame Street Jokes & Summer Jokes for Kids)
What’s a livestock’s favorite math tool?… A COWculator! (Math Jokes for Kids & & Cow Jokes))
What type of chair is good at yoga?… A folding chair! (Yoga Jokes)
What is a builder’s favorite kind of paper?… Construction paper! (Art Jokes)
Why couldn’t the farmer find his way out of the corn field?… He was in the middle of a maize! (Massachusetts Corn Mazes / Farming Jokes / Corn Jokes)
Which medical professional likes to break things?… A DENTist! (Dentist Jokes)
What do you call a wild dog that you can’t find?… A WHEREwolf! (Halloween Jokes / Werewolf Jokes / Dog Jokes)
How are reciprocals like gymnasts?…They flip! (Math Jokes for Kids & Gymnastics Jokes)
What sport do people who listen to loud, deep music from their stereo play?… BASS Ball! (Baseball Jokes & Music Jokes)
Which island of the coast of Africa does Dale Ernhart Jr. like to go to summer camp?… MadaNASCAR! (NASCAR Jokes for Kids & World Geography Jokes)
Why was the light bulb cold?… He was in the shade!
What part of your body says one thing but does another?… A HIP-ocrit! (Biology Jokes)
Why do Grizzlies break their pencils?… They BEAR down too hard! (Bear Jokes & Pencil Jokes)
What salad topping do you find at ACE hardware?… Wrench Dressing! (Lettuce Jokes & Salad Jokes)
What happened when the master detective closed the door behind him?… He Sherlocked himself out!
Which relative chimes at you every hour?… A Grandfather Clock! (Grandparent Jokes)
What kind of hug straitens your teeth?… EmBRACES! (Dentist Jokes)
What food preservation container is lost?… A TuperWHERE!
What type of pirate testifies in court?… An “Aye” “Aye” Witness! (Pirate Jokes)
Which two months are dishonest?… FIBruary and JuLIE (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
Which four months are cold?… Septmebrrrrrrrr, Octobrrrrrrrr, Novembrrrrrrr, and Decemberrrrrrrrr! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
What is a UPS worker’s favorite sport?… Boxing! (Boxing Jokes for Kids)
Teacher: Where did your brother go for summer camp? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (Geography Jokes for Kids & Alaska Jokes)

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