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- Summer Camp Jokes for Kids (Summer Camp Jokes)
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best summer camp jokes.
- Do fish go to summer camp?… No, because they’re always in school! (Fishing Jokes & Jokes for Teachers)
- What is a math teacher’s and math students’s favorite type of camp?… “Sum”mer Camp! (Math Jokes for Kids & Math Jokes for Teachers)
- My girlfriend and I broke up at summer camp. We got into an argument over which canoe to get take. She got in one and I the other…. Then we just drifted apart. (Canoe Jokes)
- Where do sharks go to summer camp?… Finland! (Shark Jokes for Kids)
- Do you know the name of the summer camp director in France?… Phillipe Phloppe. (Flip Flop Jokes)
- Which letter is the coolest at summer camp?… Iced t. (26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z & Ice-T Jokes)
- Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable experience at summer camp. (Fall Jokes for Kids)
- What summer camp race is never run?… A swimming race. (Swimming Jokes & Track Jokes)
- When do you go at red and stop at green?… At summer camp when you’re eating a watermelon. (Watermelon Jokes for Kids)
- Camper #1 was on one side of the river. Camper #2 was on the other side of the river. Camper #1 yells to Camper #2, “How do you get to the other side?” Camper #2 yells back, “You are on the other side!” (Camping Jokes)
- What did the bread do at summer camp?… It loafed around. (Bread Jokes & Travel Blogs)
- What did the pig say at the beach on a hot day at summer camp?… I’m bacon! (Bacon Jokes)
- What vegetable do you eat at summer camp when you want to be very fast?… Hustle sprouts! (Farming Jokes)
- What kind of summer camp would a toilet, a mountain lion, and a watermelon all go to?… A John Cougar Melon Camp. (Watermelon Jokes & Music Jokes)
- Can a hamburger date a hot dog at summer camp?… Only if they have a very frank relationship! (Hamburger Jokes / Hot Dog Jokes / Wedding Jokes)
- Why did the dog stay in the shade at summer camp?… It did not want to be a hot dog. (Dog Jokes & Hot Dog Jokes)
- If you have 3 sleeping bags in one hand and 3 sleeping bags in the other, what do you have?… Pretty big hands. (Napping Jokes & Camping Jokes)
- What did the summer campers call the bear with no teeth?… A gummy bear. (Candy Jokes & Bear Jokes)
- Why do bananas use sunscreen at summer camp?… Because they peel. (Banana Jokes)
- What type of chair goes to wild summer camp concerts?… A rocking chair! (Music Jokes)
- What’s green and goes to summer camp?…A brussel scout! (Farming Jokes)
- What warm drink helps a summer camp director relax?… Calm-omile tea. (Tea Jokes)
- Where do goldfish go for summer camp?… Around the globe! (Geography Jokes for Kids & Fishing Jokes)
- Where do cows go for summer camp?… Moo York. (New York Jokes & Cow Jokes)
- A Summer book never written: “Summer Camps Are So Expensive” by Seymour Foreles. (Travel Blogs & Book Jokes)
- What type of footwear do frogs wear at summer camp?… Open toad shoes. (Frog Jokes)
- How do campfires access the internet at summer camp?… They log in. (Tree Jokes& Camping Jokes)
- Where do cows go to summer camp?… Moo Jersey. (Cow Jokes & Summer Camp Jokes)
- What did the beaver say to the tree at the summer camp?… Been nice gnawing you. (Tree Jokes & Oregon Jokes)
- Have you heard the joke about the skunk and the summer camp?… Nevermind – it really stinks. (Skunk Jokes)
- Teacher: Where did your sister go for summer camp? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (Geography Jokes for Kids & Alaska Jokes)
- Where does a canoe go when it’s sick at summer camp?… To the DOCK! (Canoe Jokes for Kids & Doctor Jokes for Kids)
- What did the summer camp director say to his campers when marshmallows kept falling into the campfire?… Stick with it. (Marshmallow Jokes)
- Why was the summer camp so tiring?… It was in-tents (intense). (Napping Jokes)
- What happened to the gun at summer camp?… He got FIRED! (Hunting Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
- The seaside summer camp we visited last summer was so boring that one day the tide went out and never came back. (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
- Summer Camp Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Summer Camp? (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
- What do you call a cat on a summer camp field trip to the beach?…. Sandy claws. (Christmas Jokes for Kids & Cat Jokes)
- Why don’t mummies go on summer camp?… They’re afraid to relax and unwind! (Mummy Jokes & Mother’s Day Jokes for Kids)
- What outdoor sport do spiders like at summer camp?… Fly fishing. (Spider Jokes & Fishing Jokes)
- What does a bee do when it is hot at summer camp?… He takes off his yellow jacket. (Bee Jokes)
- Which coloring utensil makes you tired at summer camp?… A craYAWN! (Crayon Jokes & Napping Jokes)
- Where do eggs go for summer camp?… New Yolk City! (New York Jokes & Egg Jokes)
- Why did the robot go on summer camp?… He needed to recharge his batteries. (Computer Jokes for Kids)
- Why do the summer camp instructors wear sunglasses?…. Because the campers are so bright! (Top Summer Jobs for Teachers & Sunglasses Jokes)
- What’s the best day to go on a field trip to the beach during summer camp?… SUN day! (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
- At summer camp, what did the lake say to the sailboat?… Nothing it just waved. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
- Where did the sheep go to summer camp?… The Baa-hamas! (Geography Jokes for Kids & Travel Guest Blogs)
- What happened to the pottery at summer camp?… He got fired! (Art Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
- First dog: Where do fleas go for summer camp? Second dog: Search me! (Dog Jokes for Kids)
- What type of shoe stops up summer camp drains?… A clog!
- What scares Irish kids when they go to summer camp?… Paddy long legs. (Spider Jokes & St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
- What did the summer campers say about the campfire?… They gave it GLOWING reviews.
- What does the sun drink out of at summer camp?… SUN glasses. (Sunglasses Jokes & Sun Jokes)
- Why was the painter hot at summer camp?… He put on an extra coat!
- What do teens who love to brag about summer camp accomplishments write in each night before bed?… A GLOATbook! (Grammar Jokes)
- What do bears call summer campers in their sleeping bags?… Burritos.
- Summer Camp Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a knock-knock joke at Summer Camp? (June Jokes)
- What do frogs like to drink on a hot day at summer camp?… Croak-o-cola. (Summer Jokes & Frog Jokes)
- What do you call witches who go on a summer camp field trip to the beach?… Sandwitches! (Massachusetts Jokes & Witch Jokes)
- What do you call a cow who always takes your stuff at summer camp?… A mooooocher! (Animal Jokes for Kids & Cow Jokes)
- First woman: My son came to visit for summer vacation. Second woman: How nice! Did you meet him at the airport? First woman: Oh, no. I’ve known him for years! (Mother’s Day Jokes for Kids)
- Where do ants go for summer camp?… Frants. (Geography Jokes for Kids & Ant Jokes)
- What do you call a group a grizzlies cracking up together at summer camp?… A BEARel of laughs! (Animal Jokes for Kids & Bear Jokes)
- What summer camp destination makes a pet bird sing for joy?… The Canary Islands! (Bird Jokes for Kids)
- What MTV show does a fishing camp director watch?… The Reel World! (Fishing Jokes & Music Jokes)
- Why do golfers at summer camp carry an extra pair of socks?… In case they get a hole in one. (Golf Jokes & Summer Camp Jokes)
- What do cows wear to summer camp in Hawaii?… Moo Moo’s. (Cow Jokes / Hawaii Jokes / Geography Jokes for Kids)
- What do you call a fish with no eyes at a summer camp?… A fsh. (Biology Jokes)
- How would you describe the views a peppermint gets while looking at the mountains at summer camp?… Breath Taking! (Hiking Jokes)
- Why didn’t the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?… Because he already had a trunk! (Elephant Jokes for Kids & Travel Guest Blogs)
- What soothes a sick stomach and gives you neck support at night when you are at summer camp?… A PILL-ow. (Napping Jokes)
- Why did the summer camp director love his barbecue?… Because it was the grill of his dreams. (Summer Jokes)
- Why was the pig red?… He was out all day BACON in the sun at summer camp. (Bacon Jokes & Pig Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good summer camp knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool?… Show me your mussels. (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
- What’s brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?… A coconut at summer camp! (Travel Blogs & Sunglasses Jokes)
- What time is it when people are throwing pieces of bread at your head during summer camp?… Time to DUCK! (Animal Jokes for Kids & Duck Jokes)
- I just flew back from my summer camp in Spain…. I bet your arms are tired. (Geography Jokes for Kids & Plane Jokes)
- Teacher: Please use the words “letter carrier” in a sentence. Student: Yes, ma’am. “My dad said that after seeing how many things my sister was bringing on to summer camp, he would rather letter carrier own luggage.” (Mailman Jokes for Kids)
- Who is Burt’s Bees wax’s summer camp roommate?… Ernie’s bees wax! (Bee Jokes & Sesame Street Jokes)
- What did the beach say as the tide came in?… Long time no sea. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
- Why are gulls named seagulls?… If they were by the bay, they’d be bagels! (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
- Why do fish swim in salt water?… Because pepper makes them sneeze! (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
- Why don’t oysters share their pearls?… Because they’re shellfish. (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
- Where did Tarzan go on summer camp?… Hollywood and Vine. (Disney Jokes for Kids)
- Teacher: What’s gray, has four legs and a trunk? Student: An elephant. Teacher: No, a mouse going to summer camp. (Teacher Jokes & Elephant Jokes)
- How would you describe the views a peppermint gets while looking at the Blue Ridge Mountains?… Breath Taking! (Hiking Jokes / Georgia Jokes / Candy Jokes)
- What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?… It gets wet. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
- What holds the sun up in the sky?… Sunbeams. (Sun Jokes)
- How do you prevent a summer cold?… Catch it in the Winter! (Winter Jokes for Kids)
- What do you call a snowman in July?… A puddle. (Christmas Jokes for Kids & July Jokes)
- At summer camp. what did the ocean say to the shore?… Nothing it just waved. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the sand blush?… The sand blushed because the sea weed. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
- How do you catch a monkey?… Climb a tree and act like a banana. (Monkey Jokes & Banana Jokes)
- What’s black and white and read all over?… A sunburned zebra.
- How do men exercise at the beach?… By sucking in their stomach every time they see a bikini. (Summer Jokes)
- What do you call a penguin in the desert?… Lost. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
- What do you call six weeks of rain in Scotland?… Summer! (World Geography Jokes & Summer Jokes)
- Italy got Hungary, Ate Turkey, Slipped on Greece, Broke China, Went shopping in Iceland, Got eaten by Wales! (World Geography Jokes)
- Why is Big Bird big, yellow, and feathery? … Because if he was small, yellow, and nuggety he would be a corn on the cob! (Sesame Street Jokes & Summer Jokes for Kids)
- What’s a livestock’s favorite math tool?… A COWculator! (Math Jokes for Kids & & Cow Jokes))
- What type of chair is good at yoga?… A folding chair! (Yoga Jokes)
- What is a builder’s favorite kind of paper?… Construction paper! (Art Jokes)
- Why couldn’t the farmer find his way out of the corn field?… He was in the middle of a maize! (Massachusetts Corn Mazes / Farming Jokes / Corn Jokes)
- Which medical professional likes to break things?… A DENTist! (Dentist Jokes)
- What do you call a wild dog that you can’t find?… A WHEREwolf! (Halloween Jokes / Werewolf Jokes / Dog Jokes)
- How are reciprocals like gymnasts?…They flip! (Math Jokes for Kids & Gymnastics Jokes)
- What sport do people who listen to loud, deep music from their stereo play?… BASS Ball! (Baseball Jokes & Music Jokes)
- Which island of the coast of Africa does Dale Ernhart Jr. like to go to summer camp?… MadaNASCAR! (NASCAR Jokes for Kids & World Geography Jokes)
- Why was the light bulb cold at summer camp?… He was in the shade!
- What part of your body says one thing but does another?… A HIP-ocrit! (Biology Jokes)
- Why do Grizzlies break their pencils?… They BEAR down too hard! (Bear Jokes & Pencil Jokes)
- What salad topping do you find at ACE hardware?… Wrench Dressing! (Lettuce Jokes & Salad Jokes)
- What happened when the master detective closed the door behind him?… He Sherlocked himself out!
- Which relative chimes at you every hour?… A Grandfather Clock! (Grandparent Jokes)
- What kind of hug straitens your teeth?… EmBRACES! (Dentist Jokes)
- What food preservation container is lost?… A TuperWHERE!
- What type of pirate testifies in court?… An “Aye” “Aye” Witness! (Pirate Jokes)
- Which two months are dishonest?… FIBruary and JuLIE (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
- Which four months are cold?… Septmebrrrrrrrr, Octobrrrrrrrr, Novembrrrrrrr, and Decemberrrrrrrrr! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
- Why was the camping trip so tiring?… It was in-tents (intense). (Napping Jokes)
- What is a UPS worker’s favorite sport?… Boxing! (Boxing Jokes for Kids)
- Teacher: Where did your brother go for summer camp? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (Geography Jokes for Kids & Alaska Jokes)