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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Easter jokes.
  2. What type of storm does the easter bunny love?… A Nor’ Easter Jokes! (Blizzard Jokes)
  3. Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? … It’s a tender tail! (Bee Jokes)
  4. What does the Easter Bunny say on New Year’s Day?…. Hoppy New Year! (New Year’s Eve Jokes)
  5. What do you call an Easter Bunny who gets kicked out of school?… Egg-spelled. (180 School Jokes & Principal Jokes)
  6. What’s an Easter egg’s least favorite day?… Good Fry-day. (Good Friday Jokes)
  7. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant?… IHOP. (Pancake Jokes & Breakfast Jokes)
  8. What is Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music?… Hip-hop! (Music Jokes)
  9. Why did the Easter Bunny join the Olympics… He heard first place gets 24 carrots. (Winter Olympics Jokes)
  10. What did the Easter Bunny say about the Easter parade?… It was eggs-cellent! (Egg Jokes)
  11. What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?… Two points, sometimes three points, just like anyone else. (Basketball Jokes)
  12. How do you get letter to the Easter bunny?… Hare mail. (Pilot Jokes / Plane Jokes / Mailman Jokes / Rabbit Jokes)
  13. Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? … Rabbit De Niro! (Movie Jokes)
  14. What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport? … Basket-ball, of course! (Basketball Jokes)
  15. What do you call a mischievous Easter Egg?… A practical yolk-er. (Egg Jokes)
  16. Why was the Easter Bunny arrested? … He was charged with Hare-assment! (Police Jokes)
  17. What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?… A new dye-job. (Barber Jokes)
  18. What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite state capital? … Albunny, New York! (Top 50 US State Jokes & New York Jokes)
  19. What’s the best way to make Easter easier?… Put an “i” where the “t” is. (Grammar Jokes)
  20. What does the Easter Bunny order at a Chinese Restaurant?… Hop Suey! (Spring Jokes)
  21. Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? … It’s a tender tail! (Bee Jokes)
  22. I was going to tell you a joke about an Easter Egg …… but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be. (Egg Jokes)
  23. Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke? … It might crack up! (Psychology Jokes & Egg Jokes)
  24. Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?… They’re both cracked. (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
  25. Where does the Easter Bunny study medicine? … John HOPkins. (Doctor Jokes)
  26. How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? … With a hare dryer! (Egg Jokes)
  27. Why couldn’t the Easter Egg watch his favorite show?… Because his TV was scrambled! (Egg Jokes)
  28. What do you call a very tired Easter egg?… Eggs-austed. (Egg Jokes)
  29. How is the Easter Bunny like LeBron James? … They’re both famous for stuffing baskets! (Basketball Jokes)
  30. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Easter?
  31. What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter? … Tired.
  32. How does Easter end?…With an “R”! (Grammar Jokes)
  33. How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?… Eggercise! (Egg Jokes)
  34. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite Story? … A Cotton Tale. (Book Jokes)
  35. What do you need if your chocolate Easter eggs mysteriously disappear? … You need an eggsplanation! (Egg Jokes)
  36. What did one Easter egg say to the other?… Heard any good yolks today? (Egg Jokes)
  37. What the Easter Bunny’s favorite dance move?… The bunny hop.
  38. What do you call the Easter Bunny with a dictionary in his pants? … A smarty pants. (Book Jokes)
  39. Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? … He was having a bad hare day! (Barber Jokes)
  40. What do you call an Easter Bunny with a bad memory?… A hare-brain! (Psychology Jokes)
  41. What should you do to prepare for all the Easter treats?… Eggs-ercise! (Egg Jokes)
  42. What do you call an Easter Egg who gets kicked out of school?… Egg-spelled. (180 School Jokes & (Egg Jokes)
  43. What kind of jewelry is the best Easter gift?… A 14-carrot gold necklace.
  44. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Easter knock-knock joke?
  45. Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? … To a re-tail store! (Black Friday Jokes)
  46. Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?… From an eggplant. (Egg Jokes)
  47. Why was the father Easter egg so strict? … He was hard-boiled. (Egg Jokes)
  48. Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas. (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
  49. How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking good?… With a hare brush!
  50. What do you call a line of Easter Bunnies walking backwards? … A receding “hareline.” (Rabbit Jokes)
  51. Why did the Easter Egg go to the baseball game? … For the egg-stra innings! (Baseball Jokes for Kids & Egg Jokes)
  52. Did you hear the one about the house infested with Easter eggs?… It needed an eggs-terminator! (Egg Jokes)
  53. What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? … They lived hoppily ever after!
  54. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Easter knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  55. What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? … Napoleon Bunnyparte! (Rabbit Jokes)
  56. Where does Valentine’s Day comes after Easter? … In the dictionary. (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  57. What kind of book does a Easter Bunny like at bedtime? … One with a “hoppy” ending. (Book Jokes)
  58. Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered? … Because he is eggocentric. (egocentric) (Egg Jokes & Psychology Jokes)
  59. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? … Bugs Bunny. (Rabbit Jokes)
  60. Why won’t Easter eggs go out at night? … They don’t want to get “beat up.” (Egg Jokes)
  61. What does the Easter Bunny get for a shot in the basket from “down town?” … 3 points, just like Larry Bird! (Basketball Jokes)
  62. What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? ….One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny! (Psychology Jokes)
  63. What do you call a sleepy Easter egg? … Egg-zosted! (Egg Jokes & Napping Jokes)
  64. Where does Easter take place every year?… Where eggs marks the spot! (Egg Jokes)
  65. What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person? … An Easter basket case!
  66. Do you know how to find the Easter Bunny if he was lost? … Make a noise like a carrot; he’ll find you.
  67. How can you find the Easter bunny?… Eggs (x) marks the spot.
  68. Why was the little girl sad after the Easter egg hunt?… Because an egg beater!
  69. What do you call an Easter egg from outer space?… An egg-straterrestrial!
  70. What kind of rabbit tells jokes?… A funny bunny.
  71. Do you know how the Easter Bunny stays in shape? … Hareobics.
  72. What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot?… Nice gnawing you. (Farming Jokes)
  73. How does the Easter bunny paint all the Easter eggs?… She hires Santa’s elves during off-season. (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia) (Egg Jokes)
  74. What sport are the eggs good at? … Running!
  75. What do you get if you give an Easter Bunny a pair of socks?… A sock hop!
  76. How can you make Easter preparations go faster?… Use the eggs-press lane! (Egg Jokes)
  77. What kind of bean can’t grow in a garden?… A jelly bean.
  78. What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? … Join the Hare Force. (Veterans Day Jokes)
  79. Christmas does come before Easter in one place—but where?… The dictionary! (Christmas Jokes)
  80. What happens if you get married on Easter?… You live hoppily ever after.
  81. What do you call a mischievous Egg?… A practical yolk-er.
  82. Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?… It has four rabbits’ feet! (Rabbit Jokes)
  83. Why couldn’t the Easter Bunny watch his favorite show?… Because his TV was scrambled!
  84. Did you hear about the bunny who sat on a bumblebee?… It’s a tender tail
  85. Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs? … She had to call an eggs-terminator! (Egg Jokes)
  86. What day do Easter eggs hate the most? … Fry-days. (Egg Jokes)
  87. Why did the Easter egg hide? … He was a little chicken! (Chicken Jokes)
  88. What did the gray rabbit say to the blue rabbit?… Cheer up! (Rabbit Jokes)
  89. Where does the Bunny get his eggs? … From Eggplants. (Egg Jokes)
  90. Why couldn’t the Easter egg family watch T.V.? … Because their cable was scrambled. (Egg Jokes)
  91. What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime? … One with a “hoppy” ending. (Book Jokes)
  92. Why did the egg go to the baseball game? … For the egg-stra innings! (Baseball Jokes for Kids & Egg Jokes)
  93. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? … A receding “hareline.” (Rabbit Jokes)
  94. What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes hippity-BOOM hippity-BOOM?… The Easter Elephant. (Elephant jokes)
  95. What did the mommy egg say to the baby egg? … You’re “Egg-stra special.”(Egg Jokes)
  96. Why was the Easter Bunny so sad?… He was having a bad hare day.
  97. What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? … 14 carrot gold. (Rabbit Jokes)
  98. What kind of bunny can’t hop?… A chocolate bunny.
  99. What did the Easter Bunny tweet on New Year’s Day? … Hoppy New Year. (New Year’s Eve Jokes)
  100. How do you make a rabbit stew? … Make it wait for three hours! (Rabbit Jokes)
  101. What do you call a bunny with a large brain? … Egghead! (Psychology Jokes)
  102. How are rabbits like calculators? … They both multiply really fast. (Math Jokes for Kids & Rabbit Jokes)
  103. How do bunnies stay healthy? … Eggercise! (Egg Jokes)
  104. Why was the little girl sad after the race? … Because an egg beater! (Track & Field Jokes) (Egg Jokes)
  105. What do you get when you cross a rabbits foot with poison ivy? … a rash of good luck.
  106. What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants? … A smarty pants. (Book Jokes)
  107. How do you get letter to a bunny? … Hare mail. (Pilot Jokes & Rabbit Jokes)
  108. Do you know how bunnies stay in shape? … Hareobics.
  109. What do you call Easter when you are hopping around? … Hoppy Easter!
  110. What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much? … He cracked up. (Egg Jokes)
  111. How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter? … Hoppy Easter!
  112. Why are people always tired in April? … Because they just finished a march. (April Jokes)
  113. Why did the magician have to cancel his show? … He’d just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
  114. What kind of jokes do eggs tell? … Egg yolks! (Egg Jokes)
  115. What is the end of Easter? … The letter R.
  116. What type of movie is about water fowl? … A duckumentary.
  117. What do ducks have for lunch? … Soup and quackers! (Duck Jokes)
  118. What do you call a duck that just doesn’t fit in? … Mallardjusted.
  119. Why is the letter A like a flower? … A bee comes after it.
  120. I was going to tell you a joke about an egg …… but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
  121. Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew?… She said there was a hare in her soup.
  122. It’s true that bunnies have have good eyesight …… You never see a bunny wearing glasses, after all!
  123. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?… To hatchet. (Thanksgiving Jokes)