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  1. What do call a middle school student afraid of Santa Claus?….Claustrophobic. (Middle School Jokes)
  2. What do you say to Santa when he’s taking attendance at school?… Present. (Christmas Jokes for Teachers)
  3. “Why didn’t Rudolph get a good report card?”… “Because he went down in History.” (Reindeer Jokes)
  4. What do elves learn in schools?… the “elf”-abet! (Back to School Jokes)
  5. How is the alphabet different on Christmas from every other day?… There’s Noel! (Teacher Jokes)
  6. Teacher: Define claustrophobia. Student: Fear of Santa Claus? (Psychology Jokes & Teacher Jokes)
  7. What does Jack Frost like best about school?… Snow and tell. (Winter Jokes & 180 School Jokes)
  8. What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?… The elf-abet. (Elf Jokes)
  9. Why does Santa have 3 gardens?… So he can ho-ho-ho!
  10. What is the best Christmas present in the world?… A broken drum, you can’t beat it! (Music Jokes)

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