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  1. What do call a middle school student afraid of Santa Claus?….Claustrophobic. (Middle School Jokes)
  2. What do you say to Santa when he’s taking attendance at school?… Present. (Christmas Jokes for Teachers)
  3. Why didn’t Rudolph get a good report card?… Because he went down in History. (Reindeer Jokes)
  4. What is the best Christmas present in the world for a music teacher?… A broken drum, you can’t beat it! (Music Jokes)
  5. What do elves learn in schools?… the “elf”-abet! (Elf Jokes & Back to School Jokes)
  6. What do elves do after school?… Their gnome work! (Elf jokes & 180 School Jokes)
  7. How is the alphabet different on Christmas from every other day?… There’s Noel! (Teacher Jokes & 180 School Jokes)
  8. Teacher: Define claustrophobia. Student: Fear of Santa Claus? (Psychology Jokes & Teacher Jokes)
  9. Teacher: What are you going to give your little brother for Christmas this year? Student: I haven’t decided yet. Teacher: What did you give him last year? Student: The measles. (Doctor Jokes)
  10. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Murray… Murray who?… Murray Christmas, one and all! (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes)

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