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- We are not the #1 listing for a google search of “taco jokes!”… I do not wanna taco bout it. BUT….
- We are the #1 listing for a google search of “National Taco Day Jokes!”… I wanna taco bout it.
- Customer: “Waiter, this taco tastes funny!” Waiter: “Then why aren’t you laughing?”
- Taco chefs earn a meager celery, cumin home beat, they just want to read the pepper, and spend a little thyme with the kids.
- Why can’t you trust a taco?… In case it spills the beans.
- A math teacher asked her sassy student “If you had 4 tacos and I asked for one, how many would you have left?” The student replied “well if your asking, I’ll still have 4” (Math Jokes for Kids)
- What basketball player would be a great spokesperson for National Taco Day?… Taco Fall. (Basketball Jokes)
- What do you call cheese that is not yours?… NA Cho cheese! (180 School Jokes & Cheese Jokes)
- What does a depressed tortilla say?… I don’t wanna taco ’bout it. (Psychology Jokes)
- Why did the baker open a tortilla factory?… For the extra dough! (Labor Day Jokes)
- How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole?… Avocados number! (Cinco De Mayo Jokes & Mole Day Jokes)
- How do tacos say grace?… Lettuce pray.
- How do taco chefs live their lives?… By seasoning the moment!
- What Tex-Mex food is good for measuring?… Inch-iladas.
- What is a spicy taco’s favorite movie?… Catch me if you Cayenne! .
- What Tex-Mex food is good at math?… Inch-iladas. (Math Jokes for Kids)
- Have you heard the new quesadilla joke?… Never mind, its too cheesy! (Cheese Jokes)
- Have you heard the joke about the santa fe taco?… It was corny. (Corn Jokes)
- Whats a dog’s favorite taco?… Puppito! (Dog Jokes)
- What did the soft shell taco say when they wanted to cuddle?… Fold me close! (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- Waiter Waiter! Will my taco be long? No, its will be round!