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More Taco Jokes…

  1. We are not the #1 listing for a google search of “taco jokes!”… I do not wanna taco bout it. BUT….
  2. We are the #1 listing for a google search of “National Taco Day Jokes!”… I wanna taco bout it.
  3. Customer: “Waiter, this taco tastes funny!” Waiter: “Then why aren’t you laughing?”
  4. Taco chefs earn a meager celery, cumin home beat, they just want to read the pepper, and spend a little thyme with the kids.   
  5. Why can’t you trust a taco?… In case it spills the beans.
  6. A math teacher asked her sassy student “If you had 4 tacos and I asked for one, how many would you have left?” The student replied “well if your asking, I’ll still have 4” (Math Jokes for Kids)
  7. What basketball player would be a great spokesperson for National Taco Day?… Taco Fall. (Basketball Jokes)
  8. What do you call cheese that is not yours?… NA Cho cheese! (180 School Jokes & Cheese Jokes)
  9. What does a depressed tortilla say?… I don’t wanna taco ’bout it. (Psychology Jokes)
  10. Why did the baker open a tortilla factory?… For the extra dough! (Labor Day Jokes)
  11. How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole?… Avocados number! (Cinco De Mayo Jokes & Mole Day Jokes)
  12. How do tacos say grace?… Lettuce pray.
  13. How do taco chefs live their lives?… By seasoning the moment! 
  14. What Tex-Mex food is good for measuring?… Inch-iladas. 
  15. What is a spicy taco’s favorite movie?…  Catch me if you Cayenne! . 
  16. What Tex-Mex food is good at math?… Inch-iladas. (Math Jokes for Kids)
  17. Have you heard the new quesadilla joke?… Never mind, its too cheesy! (Cheese Jokes
  18. Have you heard the joke about the santa fe taco?…  It was corny.  (Corn Jokes)
  19. Whats a dog’s favorite taco?… Puppito! (Dog Jokes)
  20. What did the soft shell taco say when they wanted to cuddle?…  Fold me close! (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  21. Waiter Waiter! Will my taco be long? No, its will be round!