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- Why does Santa have 3 gardens?… So he can ho-ho-ho! (Flower Jokes)
- Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist?… He no longer believed in himself. (Psychology Jokes)
- What did one Christmas tree say to the other Christmas tree?… “I wish Christmas would last forever because there would be no Sep-timber!” (September Jokes / Christmas Tree Jokes / Christmas Jokes)
- Did you hear about the Power Plant that was bad for the environment all year?… He got coal for Christmas. (Environment Jokes)
- Why is Santa thinking about moving to Portland?… Because of all the rain, dear. (Christmas Jokes & Reindeer Jokes)
- What is the best Christmas present in the world?… A broken drum, you can’t beat it! (Music Jokes)
- Why did Rudolph get a bad report card?… Because he went down in history. (Reindeer Jokes & 180 School Jokes)
- I wasn’t going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I’m going home for the hollandaise. (Egg Jokes & World’s Best Christmas Jokes)
- How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?… Nothing, it was on the house!
- What kind of music does elves like best?…”Wrap” music! (Music Jokes & Elf Jokes)
- Who is a Christmas tree’s favorite singer?… Spruce Springsteen. (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
- Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas. Luke: How do you know? Darth Vader: I can feel your presents. (Star Wars Jokes)
- What nationality is Santa?… North Polish! (World Geography Jokes)
- What do call a middle school student afraid of Santa Claus?….Claustrophobic. (Middle School Jokes)
- What’s Boba Fett’s favorite Christmas tune?… Jango bells, Jango bells, Jango all the way! (May the 4th Be With You Jokes)
- Knock knock…Who’s there?… Irish... Irish who?… Irish you a Merry Christmas! (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes & St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
- What is Clarence’s (It’s a Wonderful Life) favorite baseball team?… The Angels! (Baseball Jokes)
- What do reindeer say before telling a joke?… This one will sleigh you! (Reindeer Jokes)
- Why was Santa’s little helper sad?… He had low elf esteem! (Psychology Jokes / High School Psychology Lessons / Elf Jokes)
- What’s Santa’s dog’s name?… Santa Paws! (Dog Jokes)
- What is Santa’s favorite place to deliver presents?… Idaho-ho-ho! (Idaho Jokes & Santa Jokes)