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  1. Why does Santa have 3 gardens?… So he can ho-ho-ho! (Flower Jokes)
  2. Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist?… He no longer believed in himself. (Psychology Jokes)
  3. What did one Christmas tree say to the other Christmas tree?… “I wish Christmas would last forever because there would be no Sep-timber!” (September Jokes / Christmas Tree Jokes / Christmas Jokes)
  4. Did you hear about the Power Plant that was bad for the environment all year?… He got coal for Christmas. (Environment Jokes)
  5. Why is Santa thinking about moving to Portland?… Because of all the rain, dear. (Christmas Jokes & Reindeer Jokes)
  6. What is the best Christmas present in the world?… A broken drum, you can’t beat it! (Music Jokes)
  7. Why did Rudolph get a bad report card?… Because he went down in history.  (Reindeer Jokes & 180 School Jokes)
  8. I wasn’t going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I’m going home for the hollandaise. (Egg Jokes & World’s Best Christmas Jokes)
  9. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?… Nothing, it was on the house!
  10. What kind of music does elves like best?…”Wrap” music! (Music Jokes & Elf Jokes)
  11. Who is a Christmas tree’s favorite singer?… Spruce Springsteen. (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
  12. Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas. Luke: How do you know? Darth Vader: I can feel your presents. (Star Wars Jokes)
  13. What nationality is Santa?… North Polish! (World Geography Jokes)
  14. What do call a middle school student afraid of Santa Claus?….Claustrophobic. (Middle School Jokes)
  15. What’s Boba Fett’s favorite Christmas tune?… Jango bells, Jango bells, Jango all the way! (May the 4th Be With You Jokes)
  16. Knock knockWho’s there?… Irish... Irish who?… Irish you a Merry Christmas! (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes & St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
  17. What is Clarence’s (It’s a Wonderful Life) favorite baseball team?… The Angels! (Baseball Jokes)
  18. What do reindeer say before telling a joke?… This one will sleigh you! (Reindeer Jokes)
  19. Why was Santa’s little helper sad?… He had low elf esteem! (Psychology Jokes / High School Psychology Lessons / Elf Jokes)
  20. What’s Santa’s dog’s name?… Santa Paws! (Dog Jokes)
  21. What is Santa’s favorite place to deliver presents?… Idaho-ho-ho! (Idaho Jokes & Santa Jokes)