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Google Search “Canada Day Jokes”
- How do the Blue Jays get ready for a game?… The worm-up! (Worm Jokes & Baseball Jokes)
- Why shouldn’t curlers tell jokes on the ice?… It might crack up. (Curling Jokes)
- What has antlers and sucks blood?… A moose-quito. (Moose Jokes)
- Why is maple syrup so sad?… It is sappy. (Tree Jokes)
- What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?… A receding hare line. (Barber Jokes & Rabbit Jokes)
- What did the snow say to the Rocky Mountains?… I’ve got you covered. (Hiking Jokes)
- What was the skeleton doing at the hockey game?… Driving the zam – bony. (Hockey jokes)
- What did the beaver say to the maple tree?… It’s been nice gnawing you. (Tree Jokes)
- Canadian Seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, Road Construction.
- Why did the boy climb up the tree with a hockey stick… Cause he wanted to join the maple leafs. (Tree Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
- Why do Canadians always beat Germans at hockey?… Canadians bring their ‘eh’ game; Germans bring their wurst. (World Geography Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
- I saw a hockey game in Canada…It was a-moose-ing. (Moose Jokes)
- What do you call a Canadian fight ring?… A hockey game.
- “A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you.” Jay Leno (Dog Jokes & Canada Day Jokes)
- My friend and I visited Canada for the first time…We went to a fight, and a hockey game broke out. (World Geography Jokes)