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More Christmas Eve Jokes…

  1. What do farmers do on Christmas eve?… Hang the corn stalkings over the fireplace. (Corn Jokes)
  2. Why are reindeer always so happy the night of Christmas Eve?… Because they’re on top of the world! (Reindeer Jokes)
  3. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?… It’s Christmas, Eve!
  4. Why is it so easy to track Santa on Christmas Eve?… Because he always accepts cookies. (Cookie Jokes & Computer Jokes)
  5. What vaccination does Santa Claus get on Christmas Eve?… Shingles. (Doctor Jokes)
  6. Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?… Because it soot’s him.
  7. What did the big angel say to the little angel on Christmas Eve?…Halo there! (Christmas Eve Jokes)
  8. How does Santa get his Reindeer to fly?… He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings! (Reindeer Jokes)
  9. Who does Santa call when his sleigh breaks down?… The Abominable Towman. (Car Jokes Snowman Jokes)
  10. How does Santa Claus take a picture on Christmas Eve?… With a North Pole-roid.
  11. What do you call a can that has the Christmas spirit?… A Merry can.
  12. Where does Santa and his reindeer go to get hot chocolate while flying in the sky?… Star-bucks. (Coffee Jokes & Reindeer Jokes)
  13. What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?… Horn-Aments. (Christmas Tree Jokes)
  14. Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist?… He no longer believed in himself. (Psychology Jokes & Santa Jokes)
  15. What do you call a kid on Christmas Eve who doesn’t believe in Santa?… A rebel without a Claus.
  16. Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer?… Because every buck is dear to him! (Reindeer Jokes)
  17. What is Clarence’s (It’s a Wonderful Life) favorite baseball team?… The Angels! (Baseball Jokes)
  18. Did you hear about the fire cracker’s Christmas Eve party?… It was a BANG! (Fireworks Jokes)
  19. I’ll never forget the Christmas Eve my father went to jail. It didn’t take long before he got violent, abusive, screaming and thrashing around, smearing feces on the walls… I’ll never play Monopoly with him again.
  20. What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?… Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
  21. What do you call a sheep who doesn’t like Christmas Eve?… Baaaaaaaa humbug.