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  1. What would Gandalf have said if The Lord of the Rings been in a supermarket instead of Middle-Earth?… One ring to rule the mall. (Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  2. What happens when Black Friday falls on Friday the 13th?… Prices get slashed! (Friday the 13th Jokes)
  3. What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?… Beer Nuts are around a dollar seventy-nine, and deer nuts are just under a buck! (Hunting Jokes)
  4. Why don’t they have Father’s Day sales?… Because Fathers are priceless. (Father’s Day Jokes)
  5. What time is it when a hippo sits on your hat?… Time for a new hat. (Hat Jokes)
  6. A dog goes into a camping store and buys a tent. The cashier says, “You don’t see a dog in here buying a tent very often.” The dog says, “At these prices, I’m not surprised.” (Dog jokes for Kids & Camping Jokes)
  7. Amazing BLACK FRIDAY deal: Buy NOTHING and save up to 100% in EVERY STORE!
  8. Handed in an assignment late today, looks like my teacher is giving black Friday deals too… 50% off. (180 School Jokes & Teacher Jokes)
  9. Black Friday: Because only in America people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.
  10. It’s Black Friday and the mall is packed with shoppers. John has lost sight of his wife and can’t find her. He goes up to a very attractive woman and says, “Excuse me, can you help me? I cannot see my wife, and I know that she is here in the shopping mall somewhere. Can you just talk to me for a couple of minutes?” The attractive woman replies “Why?” John says, “Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife shows up out of thin air.”
  11. What happens when Black Friday falls on Friday the 13th?… Prices get slashed! (Friday the 13th Jokes)
  12. I’m going to spend a thousand dollars for a computer on Black Friday. It’s going to be grand. (Computer Jokes)
  13. So Black Friday at the Geology Museum was great! There were so many great shales! It really rocked.
  14. When is the best time for a pirate to buy a new ship?… On Black Friday, when it’s on sail. (Pirate Jokes)
  15. Why did Santa bring 22 reindeer to Walmart?… Because what he wanted to buy cost around 20 bucks, but just in case it was more, he brought some extra doe. (Reindeer Jokes)
  16. All this spending on Black Friday… Better make sure ya’ll pay the electric bill first or next Friday will be Black Friday too!
  17. What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a crowd of ladies on Black Friday?… You gotta Mufasa (move faster) (Top 10 Lion King Jokes)
  18. Black Friday: A day Americans are willing to kill over materialistic things just a day after celebrating what they’re already thankful for.
  19. Bought a new vacuum on Black Friday… It sucks!
  20. Black Friday = Broke Saturday.
  21. I’ve saved an absolute fortune this Black Friday… I stayed in.