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More Turtle Jokes…

  1. What do you get if cross a Turtle with a Giraffe?… A Turtle-Neck (Giraffe Jokes for Kids & Fall Jokes)
  2. Why can’t a tortoise eat McDonald’s food?… Because, it is too slow for fast food! (Fast Food Jokes)
  3. Why did the turtle cross the main road?… To get to the Shell station. He was running on empty! (Track Jokes for Kids)
  4. What happens when your kids want to buy a tortoise?… You shell out a lot of money.
  5. What kind of photos does a turtle take?… Slowfies.
  6. How did the turtle get off his back?… He rocked and rolled! (Music Jokes)
  7. What do you get when you cross a turtle and a porcupine?… a slow-poke. (Porcupine Jokes for Kids)
  8. What’s red, white, blue, and green?… A patriotic turtle! (American Revolution Jokes)
  9. What did the turtle say to the surfing turtle?… You’re turtally wicked! (Surfing Jokes for Kids)
  10. What do turtles use to communicate?… A shellphone!
  11. What does a turtle do on it’s birthday?… It shellebrates! (Birthday Jokes)
  12. What kind of photos does a turtle take?… Shellfies.
  13. What’s a turtle’s go-to romantic move?… Slow dances.
  14. What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?… a turtle disaster. (Train Jokes)
  15. Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?… To the shell-block. (Police Jokes)
  16. What did the snail say when it was riding on the turtle’s back?… Weeeeeee!
  17. What happens when you bring a turtle to a party?… It becomes a shellebration.
  18. Why is turtle wax so expensive?… Because their ears are so small! (Biology Jokes for Kids)
  19. What did the cow say to the turtle?… Get a moove on! (Cow Jokes for Kids)
  20. What do you call a famous turtle?… A shellebrity.
  21. What is a Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?… Peanut butter and jellyfish. (Peanut Butter Jokes)