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  1. Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a Chatham Great White Shark for biting all his limbs off?… He didn’t have a leg to stand on! (Cape Cod Jokes Lawyer Jokes)
  2. If you thought swimming with dolphins was expensive, you should try swimming with sharks …. It cost me an arm and a leg! (Swimming Jokes Dolphin Jokes)
  3. Where are sharks from?… Finland. (Geography Jokes)
  4. Which sharks would you find at a construction site?… Hammerhead sharks.
  5. Which sharks do you find in heaven?… Angel sharks. (Cemetery Jokes)
  6. The star attraction at my local aquarium has been repossessed… Turns out it was a loan shark! (U.S Aquariums)
  7. Did you hear about the surfer who lost his left arm and left leg in a shark attack… he is all right now. (Surfing Jokes)
  8. What is a shark’s favorite sandwich?… A peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich. (Sandwich Jokes)
  9. A friendly reminder: Sharks live in the ocean… Year-round. (Ocean Jokes)
  10. I would like to see a Great White shark before I die… But not right before I die. (Cemetery Jokes)
  11. Did you hear about the shark ghost?… It vanished into fin air! (Magic Jokes)
  12. What’s a shark’s favorite movie?… Shaw-shark Redemption! (Movie Jokes)
  13. Did you hear about the shark magician?… For his last trick, he vanished into fin air! (Ghost Jokes)
  14. What did the shark plead in court? Gill-ty. 
  15. What’s a shark’s favorite event to attend? The carnival! 
  16. What’s a shark’s favorite word to say in agreement? De-fin-itely. 
  17. That shark sure is athletic—he’s been working on his a-gil-ity! 
  18. What’s a shark’s favorite song? “Don’t Stop Be-reef-ing” 
  19. What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? “This tastes a little funny…” 
  20. You’re skating on fin ice, pal… 
  21. What do you call a shark in a bad mood? Grumpy gills.