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- Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a Chatham Great White Shark for biting all his limbs off?… He didn’t have a leg to stand on! (Cape Cod Jokes & Lawyer Jokes)
- If you thought swimming with dolphins was expensive, you should try swimming with sharks …. It cost me an arm and a leg! (Swimming Jokes & Dolphin Jokes)
- Where are sharks from?… Finland. (Geography Jokes)
- Which sharks would you find at a construction site?… Hammerhead sharks.
- Which sharks do you find in heaven?… Angel sharks. (Cemetery Jokes)
- The star attraction at my local aquarium has been repossessed… Turns out it was a loan shark! (U.S Aquariums)
- Did you hear about the surfer who lost his left arm and left leg in a shark attack… he is all right now. (Surfing Jokes)
- What is a shark’s favorite sandwich?… A peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich. (Sandwich Jokes)
- A friendly reminder: Sharks live in the ocean… Year-round. (Ocean Jokes)
- I would like to see a Great White shark before I die… But not right before I die. (Cemetery Jokes)
- Did you hear about the shark ghost?… It vanished into fin air! (Magic Jokes)
- What’s a shark’s favorite movie?… Shaw-shark Redemption! (Movie Jokes)
- Did you hear about the shark magician?… For his last trick, he vanished into fin air! (Ghost Jokes)
- What did the shark plead in court? Gill-ty.
- What’s a shark’s favorite event to attend? The carnival!
- What’s a shark’s favorite word to say in agreement? De-fin-itely.
- That shark sure is athletic—he’s been working on his a-gil-ity!
- What’s a shark’s favorite song? “Don’t Stop Be-reef-ing”
- What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? “This tastes a little funny…”
- You’re skating on fin ice, pal…
- What do you call a shark in a bad mood? Grumpy gills.