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More Halloween Jokes… & Top 10 Halloween Jokes
More Pumpkin Jokes…
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best pumpkin jokes.
- Orange you pumped for Halloween?
- I saw a beautiful pumpkin today…It was gourdeous.
- Where do jack o’ lanterns live?… In the seedy part of town!
- What do you call an athletic pumpkin?… A jock o’ lantern.
- How does a pumpkin listen to Halloween music?… On vine-yl. (365 Music Jokes)
- What do you get when you divide the circumference of your jack-o-lantern by its diameter?… Pumpkin Pi. (Pi Day Jokes)
- I’m tall when I’m young, I’m short when I’m old, and every Halloween I stand up inside Jack O Lanterns. What am I?… A candle.
- What does a carved pumpkin celebrate?… Hollow-een.
- A pumpkin says to a jack-o’-lantern “All we ever do is sit around on the stoop. Don’t you want to mix it up, try something different?” The jack-o’-lantern says “I don’t have the guts.”
- In a farmers market, Farmer A sells pumpkins, Farmer B sells strawberries, what does Farmer C sell?… Medicine. (Doctor Jokes & Farming Jokes)
- Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to go on the roller ghoster?… It didn’t have the guts.
- Where would you rate Smashing Pumpkins in your top 90’s bands?… For me, I’d rate them Less than Jake but Better than Ezra.(365 Music Jokes)
- Which English pop singer is most popular during Thanksgiving holiday?… Pumpkin Spice
- What name did the pumpkins call the school bully?… Jerk-o-lantern.
- Where do pumpkins hold meetings?… The gourdroom.
- A guy walks into the doctor’s office. A banana stuck in one of his ears, a carrot in the other ear, and a baby pumpkin stuck in one nostril. The man says, “Doc, this is terrible. What’s wrong with me?” The doctor says, “Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly.”
- How did the winter squash pay for things?… It used pumpkin bread.
- What did one Pumpkin say to the other?… Happy Hollowing! (Funny Halloween Jokes)
- Got a big decision to make in November… Pumpkin or pecan pie for Thanksgiving?
- When is a pumpkin not a pumpkin?… When you drop it; then it’s squash!
- Who is the leader of all pumpkins?… The Pumpking.