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More Halloween Jokes… & Top 10 Halloween Jokes

More Pumpkin Jokes…

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best pumpkin jokes.
  2. Orange you pumped for Halloween?
  3. I saw a beautiful pumpkin today…It was gourdeous.
  4. Where do jack o’ lanterns live?… In the seedy part of town!
  5. What do you call an athletic pumpkin?… A jock o’ lantern.
  6. How does a pumpkin listen to Halloween music?… On vine-yl. (365 Music Jokes)
  7. What do you get when you divide the circumference of your jack-o-lantern by its diameter?… Pumpkin Pi. (Pi Day Jokes)
  8. I’m tall when I’m young, I’m short when I’m old, and every Halloween I stand up inside Jack O Lanterns. What am I?… A candle.
  9. What does a carved pumpkin celebrate?… Hollow-een.
  10. A pumpkin says to a jack-o’-lantern “All we ever do is sit around on the stoop. Don’t you want to mix it up, try something different?” The jack-o’-lantern says “I don’t have the guts.”
  11. In a farmers market, Farmer A sells pumpkins, Farmer B sells strawberries, what does Farmer C sell?… Medicine. (Doctor Jokes & Farming Jokes)
  12. Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to go on the roller ghoster?… It didn’t have the guts.
  13. Where would you rate Smashing Pumpkins in your top 90’s bands?… For me, I’d rate them Less than Jake but Better than Ezra.(365 Music Jokes)
  14. Which English pop singer is most popular during Thanksgiving holiday?… Pumpkin Spice
  15. What name did the pumpkins call the school bully?… Jerk-o-lantern.
  16. Where do pumpkins hold meetings?… The gourdroom.
  17. A guy walks into the doctor’s office. A banana stuck in one of his ears, a carrot in the other ear, and a baby pumpkin stuck in one nostril. The man says, “Doc, this is terrible. What’s wrong with me?” The doctor says, “Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly.”
  18. How did the winter squash pay for things?… It used pumpkin bread.
  19. What did one Pumpkin say to the other?… Happy Hollowing! (Funny Halloween Jokes)
  20. Got a big decision to make in November… Pumpkin or pecan pie for Thanksgiving?
  21. When is a pumpkin not a pumpkin?… When you drop it; then it’s squash!
  22. Who is the leader of all pumpkins?… The Pumpking.