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Junk Food Jokes
- Candy Jokes: What kind of bear has no teeth?… A gummy bear!
- What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty. (College Jokes)
- What did the cute Starburst say to the Mars Bar?… Going my Milky Way? (Astronomy Jokes)
- What country did candy come from?… Sweeten! (World Geography Jokes)
- What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate?…. A Candy Baa
- What do you call a dog standing on a Mars bar?… Rover! (Astronomy Jokes & Top Dog Jokes)
- Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy cow jump over the moon? (Full Moon Jokes)
- Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?… Because it lost its filling!
- How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie?… 3.14159265. (101 Pi Day Jokes)
- What do you call an infant that cries alot?… Baby Ruthless (Top Baseball Jokes)
- What kind of candy is never on time?… ChocoLATE
- What is an astronauts favorite chocolate?… A Mars bar! (Astronomy Jokes)
- What’s a southern farmer’s favorite treat?… Cotton candy.
- What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend?… A Payday
- What kind of candy would a drowning person like to have?… A life saver! (World Oceans Day Jokes)
- What do cannibals eat for dessert?… Chocolate covered aunts.
- What is a monkey’s favorite cookie?… Chocolate chimp!
- What candy is only for girls?… HER-SHEy’s Kisses! (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- How do you know it’s cold outside?… When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
- How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?… First, invade ze kitchen.
- If Jake has 30 chocolate bars, and eats 25, what does he have? Diabetes….. Jake has diabetes…