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Google Search “Back to School Jokes” (Back to School Jokes)
- Knock! Knock!… Who is there?… Teddy!… Teddy who?… Teddy (today) is the first day of school! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
- If the #2 pencil is the most popular in schools, why isn’t it #1? (Pencil Jokes for Kids)
- What did the paper say to the pencil?… Write on! (Pencil Jokes for Kids)
- A book never written: “When Does School Start?” by Wendy Belrings. (Book Jokes)
- What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?… Looking sharp! (Pencil Jokes for Kids)
- Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?… Times Square! (New York Jokes & Math Jokes)
- Why is Alabama the smartest state?… Because it has 4 A’s and 1 B! (Back to School Jokes & Top 50 State Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah who?… Noah more summer vacation – it’s time for school! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
- Who is everyone’s best friend on the first day of school?… Their princi-PAL. (Principal Jokes)
- What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?… A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!” (Teacher Jokes & Train Jokes)
- Why can’t pirates learn the alphabet?… Because they keep getting lost at C. (Top 10 Pirate Jokes)
- Student: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn’t do? Teacher: Of course not. Student: Good, because I didn’t do my homework. (180 School Jokes)
- Teacher: Name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago. Student: Me! (Elementary School Jokes)
- Why do trees hate going back to school in the fall?… Because they’re easily stumped! (Fall Jokes & Back to School Jokes)
- How does a middle school science teacher freshen her breath?… With experi-mints! (Middle School Jokes & Science Jokes)
- With tears in his eyes, the little boy told his kindergarten teacher that only one pair of boots was left in the classroom and they weren’t his. The teacher searched and searched, but she couldn’t find any other boots. “Are you sure these boots aren’t yours?” she asked. “I’m sure,” the little boy sobbed. “Mine had snow on them.” (Elementary School Jokes & Snow Jokes)
- Teacher: Everybody hand in your homework, please. Students: Teacher, it’s the first day of school. We didn’t have any homework. Teacher: That’s right, and that’s the last excuse for not doing your homework that I’ll accept for the rest of the year. (Teacher Jokes & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
- Knock Knock!… Who’s there!… B-2!… B-2 who?… B-2 school on time! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
- Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Dewey…. Dewey who?… Dewey have to go to school today? (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
- What should you grow in a school garden?… Human beans! (Flower Jokes)
- A book never written: “The Best Subject in School” by Jim Class. (Book Jokes)