Top 10 Pirate Jokes

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Have you heard any good pirate jokes?… Well, neither have ayyyye.
What is a pirate’s favorite letter?…. Most people think it’s the ‘R’rrrr, but really it’s the ‘C’ they love. (26 lessons for the Letter of the Week & Ocean Jokes)
What are the only notes a pirate can sing?… High C’s [seas] (Music Jokes)
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?… Because they can spend years at C. (26 lessons for the Letter of the Week & Ocean Jokes)
Where did the one legged pirate go for breakfast?… IHOP. (Bacon Jokes & Egg Jokes)
3.14% of Sailors are PI rates! (Pi Day Jokes)
What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?… Shiver me timbers! (Tree Jokes)
What do you call a pirate with both eyes and all his limbs?… A rookie.
What does a Dyslexic Pirate Say?… RRAAAAAAAAAAA! (Cheerleading Jokes)
How do you turn a pirate furious?… Take away the “p.” (Grammar Jokes)