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More Pirate Jokes…

  1. Have you heard any good pirate jokes?… Well, neither have ayyyye.
  2. What is a pirate’s favorite letter?…. Most people think it’s the ‘R’rrrr, but really it’s the ‘C’ they love. (26 lessons for the Letter of the Week & Ocean Jokes)
  3. What are the only notes a pirate can sing?… High C’s [seas] (Music Jokes)
  4. Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?… Because they can spend years at C. (26 lessons for the Letter of the Week & Ocean Jokes)
  5. Where did the one legged pirate go for breakfast?… IHOP. (Bacon Jokes & Egg Jokes)
  6. 3.14% of Sailors are PI rates! (Pi Day Jokes)
  7. What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?… Shiver me timbers! (Tree Jokes)
  8. What do you call a pirate with both eyes and all his limbs?… A rookie.
  9. What does a Dyslexic Pirate Say?… RRAAAAAAAAAAA! (Cheerleading Jokes)
  10. How do you turn a pirate furious?… Take away the “p.” (Grammar Jokes)