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More Ocean Jokes…

  1. How is the student’s grade like going on summer vacation?… It was at C level. (Jokes for the Last Day of School Summer Jokes for Kids)
  2. Why don’t oysters share their pearls?…  Because they’re shellfish.
  3. I went to an ocean themed graduation party… It was a whale of a time. (Whale Jokes & Graduation Jokes)
  4. What’s the most romantic ship?… Courtship.
  5. What happened to your leg?… I went to a seafood dance on Valentine’s Day. I pulled a mussel! (Biology Jokes & Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  6. What does a hockey game and an airboat have in common?… Loud fans. (Hockey Jokes Plane Jokes / Florida Jokes)
  7. What is the difference between a girl who is sick of her boyfriend and a sailor who falls into the ocean?… One is bored over a man the other is a man overboard. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  8. How exactly to you get from California to Hawaii?… By crossing the specific ocean. (Hawaii Jokes)
  9. What kind of candy would a drowning person like to have?… A life saver! (Candy Jokes)
  10. Where do goldfish go on vacation?… Around the globe! (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Geography Jokes for Kids)
  11. What’s in the middle of the Pacific (Ocean)?… Letter C (or E)! (Geography Jokes)
  12. What does the ocean use to clean its clothes?… Tide.
  13. Christopher Columbus got lost because the directions weren’t ‘pacific. (Columbus Day Jokes)
  14. Why did the lobster blush?… It saw the ocean’s bottom. (Lobster Jokes for Kids & Summer Jokes for Kids)
  15. What do you call a body of water on the moon?… Lunacy. (Full Moon Jokes)
  16. What did Cinderella wear when she went swimming in the ocean?… Glass flippers! (Cinderella Jokes)
  17. What is the best way to communicate with a fish?… Drop it a line! (Fishing Jokes & Fish Jokes)
  18. What did the ocean say to the beach?… Nothing. It just waved.
  19. Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a shark for biting all his limbs off?… He didn’t have a leg to stand on! (Shark Jokes for Kids)
  20. What is a pirate’s favorite letter?…. Most people think it’s the ‘R’rrrr, but really it’s the ‘C’ they love. (26 lessons for the Letter of the Week Pirate Jokes)
  21. How does the ocean floor stay up-to-date on the news?…. By following current events, of course.