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- How is the student’s grade like going on summer vacation?… It was at C level. (Jokes for the Last Day of School & Summer Jokes for Kids)
- Why don’t oysters share their pearls?… Because they’re shellfish.
- I went to an ocean themed graduation party… It was a whale of a time. (Whale Jokes & Graduation Jokes)
- What’s the most romantic ship?… Courtship.
- What happened to your leg?… I went to a seafood dance on Valentine’s Day. I pulled a mussel! (Biology Jokes & Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- What does a hockey game and an airboat have in common?… Loud fans. (Hockey Jokes / Plane Jokes / Florida Jokes)
- What is the difference between a girl who is sick of her boyfriend and a sailor who falls into the ocean?… One is bored over a man the other is a man overboard. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- How exactly to you get from California to Hawaii?… By crossing the specific ocean. (Hawaii Jokes)
- What kind of candy would a drowning person like to have?… A life saver! (Candy Jokes)
- Where do goldfish go on vacation?… Around the globe! (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Geography Jokes for Kids)
- What’s in the middle of the Pacific (Ocean)?… Letter C (or E)! (Geography Jokes)
- What does the ocean use to clean its clothes?… Tide.
- Christopher Columbus got lost because the directions weren’t ‘pacific. (Columbus Day Jokes)
- Why did the lobster blush?… It saw the ocean’s bottom. (Lobster Jokes for Kids & Summer Jokes for Kids)
- What do you call a body of water on the moon?… Lunacy. (Full Moon Jokes)
- What did Cinderella wear when she went swimming in the ocean?… Glass flippers! (Cinderella Jokes)
- What is the best way to communicate with a fish?… Drop it a line! (Fishing Jokes & Fish Jokes)
- What did the ocean say to the beach?… Nothing. It just waved.
- Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a shark for biting all his limbs off?… He didn’t have a leg to stand on! (Shark Jokes for Kids)
- What is a pirate’s favorite letter?…. Most people think it’s the ‘R’rrrr, but really it’s the ‘C’ they love. (26 lessons for the Letter of the Week & Pirate Jokes)
- How does the ocean floor stay up-to-date on the news?…. By following current events, of course.