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- What animal is the best mascot for daylight savings time?… A watch dog! (365 Sports Jokes)
- Which relative chimes at you every hour?… A Grandfather Clock! (Grandparent Jokes)
- Most modern clocks these days auto-update when daylight savings begins/ends. So this morning I’m walking around my house thinking wow… …times have changed.
- What did the light bulb say to the switch?… You turn me on. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- “I don’t mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I’ve saved all year.” Victor Borge
- Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?… It always went back four seconds? (Donut Jokes)
- What does a clock do when it’s hungry?… It goes back for seconds!
- Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh?… Because he wanted to see time fly! (Christmas Jokes)
- Why didn’t the clock work?… It needed a hand. (Biology Jokes)
- At what time does a duck wake up?… At the quack of dawn. (Duck Jokes)
- How do you know if your clock is crazy?… It goes “cuckoo”! (Psychology Jokes)
- What do you call a dog with a Rolex?… A watch dog. (Dog Jokes)
- If I ever run out of dad jokes…. I’ve always got daylight savings time puns to fall back on.
- Daylight Savings Time Gave Me a Back Injury I need to buy a smaller sundial.
- Daylight Savings Time Can’t believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in.
- Why did the girl throw the clock out the window?… Because she wanted to see time fly.
- Daylight Savings Explained When told the reason for Daylight Savings Time, the Old Indian said, “Only the government would believe that you could cut a foot off the top of a blanket, sew it to the bottom, and have a longer blanket.”
- What do you call a clock on the moon?… A lunartick. (Full Moon Jokes)
- Boss: “You’re an hour late!” Guy who is about to invent daylight savings time: “Haven’t you heard?”
- I’ve been working 25/7 To come up with a joke about daylight savings time.
- What’s a good time for Santa to come down the chimney?… Anytime! (Christmas Jokes)
- Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?… It always went back four seconds? (Daylight Savings Time Jokes)