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  1. What animal is the best mascot for daylight savings time?… A watch dog! (365 Sports Jokes)
  2. Which relative chimes at you every hour?… A Grandfather Clock! (Grandparent Jokes)
  3. Most modern clocks these days auto-update when daylight savings begins/ends. So this morning I’m walking around my house thinking wow… …times have changed.
  4. What did the light bulb say to the switch?… You turn me on. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  5. “I don’t mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I’ve saved all year.” Victor Borge
  6. Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?… It always went back four seconds? (Donut Jokes)
  7. What does a clock do when it’s hungry?… It goes back for seconds!
  8. Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh?… Because he wanted to see time fly! (Christmas Jokes)
  9. Why didn’t the clock work?… It needed a hand. (Biology Jokes)
  10. At what time does a duck wake up?… At the quack of dawn. (Duck Jokes)
  11. How do you know if your clock is crazy?… It goes “cuckoo”! (Psychology Jokes)
  12. What do you call a dog with a Rolex?… A watch dog. (Dog Jokes)
  13. If I ever run out of dad jokes…. I’ve always got daylight savings time puns to fall back on.
  14. Daylight Savings Time Gave Me a Back Injury I need to buy a smaller sundial.
  15. Daylight Savings Time Can’t believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in.
  16. Why did the girl throw the clock out the window?… Because she wanted to see time fly.
  17. Daylight Savings Explained When told the reason for Daylight Savings Time, the Old Indian said, “Only the government would believe that you could cut a foot off the top of a blanket, sew it to the bottom, and have a longer blanket.”
  18. What do you call a clock on the moon?… A lunartick. (Full Moon Jokes)
  19. Boss: “You’re an hour late!” Guy who is about to invent daylight savings time: “Haven’t you heard?”
  20. I’ve been working 25/7 To come up with a joke about daylight savings time.
  21. What’s a good time for Santa to come down the chimney?… Anytime! (Christmas Jokes)
  22. Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?… It always went back four seconds? (Daylight Savings Time Jokes)