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  1. How come there’s no Knock Knock joke about America?… Because freedom rings. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  2. What dance was very popular in 1776?…Indepen-dance! (American Revolution Jokes & Music Jokes)
  3. What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?…Liberty! (American Revolution Jokes / Iced Tea Jokes / Tea Jokes)
  4. July 4th PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand I only have 2 fingers. (Fireworks Jokes & Biology Jokes for Kids)
  5. Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?…Yeah, it cracked me up! (American Revolution Jokes & Pennsylvania Jokes)
  6. Teacher “More than 200 years ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War.”… Student “Wow! They must have been pretty strong, four men defeating a whole army!” (Social Studies Jokes)
  7. What did King George think of the American colonists?… He thought they were revolting! (American Revolution Jokes)
  8. Do they have a 4th of July in England?…Yes. That’s how they get from the 3rd to the 5th. (4th of July Quiz)
  9. If something goes wrong with the 4th of July celebration at Mt. Rushmore… It will be a monumental disaster. (South Dakota Jokes)
  10. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Sadie… Sadie, who?… Sadie Pledge of Allegiance — it’s the Fourth of July! (1st Day of School Jokes Jokes for the Last Day)
  11. What was General Washington’s favorite tree?…The infan-tree. (Memorial Day Jokes for Kids Tree Jokes)I’m good at firework displays. I’ve got a flare for it. (Labor Day Jokes for Kids)
  12. “Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?”… “On the bottom!” (American Revolution Jokes)
  13. Why were the first Americans like ants?… They lived in colonies. (Ant Jokes)
  14. What was the Patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War?…Chicken Catch-a-Tory! (American Revolution Jokes)
  15. How did American colonists’ dogs protest against England?… The Boston Flea Party. (Dog Jokes for Kids)
  16. How was the at the Fourth of July picnic?… The hot dogs were bad, but the brats were the wurst! (Hot Dog Jokes & 4th of July Jokes for Kids)
  17. Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Tarzan… Tarzan who?… Tarzan stripes forever! (Tarzan Jokes)     
  18. What do you get when you cross Captain America with the Incredible Hulk?… The Star-Spangled Banner.
  19. Which colonists told the most jokes?… Punsylvanians! (Top 50 State Jokes)
  20. An iPhone and a firework were arrested on the 4th of July. One was charged and the other was let off. (Police Jokes & New Year’s Eve Jokes)
  21. Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?…Because the horse was too heavy to carry! (American Revolution Jokes)