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- How come there’s no Knock Knock joke about America?… Because freedom rings. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
- What dance was very popular in 1776?…Indepen-dance! (American Revolution Jokes & Music Jokes)
- What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?…Liberty! (American Revolution Jokes / Iced Tea Jokes / Tea Jokes)
- July 4th PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand I only have 2 fingers. (Fireworks Jokes & Biology Jokes for Kids)
- Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?…Yeah, it cracked me up! (American Revolution Jokes & Pennsylvania Jokes)
- Teacher “More than 200 years ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War.”… Student “Wow! They must have been pretty strong, four men defeating a whole army!” (Social Studies Jokes)
- What did King George think of the American colonists?… He thought they were revolting! (American Revolution Jokes)
- Do they have a 4th of July in England?…Yes. That’s how they get from the 3rd to the 5th. (4th of July Quiz)
- If something goes wrong with the 4th of July celebration at Mt. Rushmore… It will be a monumental disaster. (South Dakota Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Sadie… Sadie, who?… Sadie Pledge of Allegiance — it’s the Fourth of July! (1st Day of School Jokes & Jokes for the Last Day)
- What was General Washington’s favorite tree?…The infan-tree. (Memorial Day Jokes for Kids & Tree Jokes)I’m good at firework displays. I’ve got a flare for it. (Labor Day Jokes for Kids)
- “Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?”… “On the bottom!” (American Revolution Jokes)
- Why were the first Americans like ants?… They lived in colonies. (Ant Jokes)
- What was the Patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War?…Chicken Catch-a-Tory! (American Revolution Jokes)
- How did American colonists’ dogs protest against England?… The Boston Flea Party. (Dog Jokes for Kids)
- How was the at the Fourth of July picnic?… The hot dogs were bad, but the brats were the wurst! (Hot Dog Jokes & 4th of July Jokes for Kids)
- Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Tarzan… Tarzan who?… Tarzan stripes forever! (Tarzan Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross Captain America with the Incredible Hulk?… The Star-Spangled Banner.
- Which colonists told the most jokes?… Punsylvanians! (Top 50 State Jokes)
- An iPhone and a firework were arrested on the 4th of July. One was charged and the other was let off. (Police Jokes & New Year’s Eve Jokes)
- Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?…Because the horse was too heavy to carry! (American Revolution Jokes)