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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Winter Solstice jokes.
- It’s a dark day in America today…. Literally. It’s the winter solstice.
- Well, tomorrow is gonna be a short day…… What with the winter solstice and all…..
- I’m going to a solstice party at my in-laws… It’s going to be a long night.
- A man walks into a bar the day after the winter solstice and orders a quadruple vodka The bartender asks, “Is everything alright?” The man sighs and says, “It’s been a long night.”
- Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctors?… He was feeling crummy. (Cookie Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?… Frostbite. (Winter Jokes)
- What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?… A cookie sheet! (Cookie Jokes)
- How do snowmen travel around?… By icicle! (Winter Jokes)
- How does one snowman greet another snowman?…. Ice to meet you. (Winter Jokes & Bike Jokes)
- What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?… Brrrr- itos. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
- What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?… Cold cash! (Snowman Jokes)
- Where does a snowman keep his money?… In a snow bank. (Snowman Jokes)
- What is the snowman’s breakfast?… Frosted flakes! (Snowman Jokes)
- Where does the snowman go to dances?… A snow ball! (Snowman Jokes)
- What do snowmen eat for breakfast?… Snowflakes! (Snowman Jokes)
- What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month?… The letter “D”! (December Jokes)
- What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?… Chill out. (Snowman Jokes)
- What does Jack Frost like best about school?… Snow and tell. (Winter Jokes for Teachers)
- What did one snowman say to the other snowman?… Do you smell carrots? (Snowman Jokes)
- Knock Knock…Who’s there?… Snow… Snow who?… Snow business like show business ! (Snowman Jokes