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More Winter Solstice Jokes

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Winter Solstice jokes.
  2. It’s a dark day in America today…. Literally. It’s the winter solstice.
  3. Well, tomorrow is gonna be a short day…… What with the winter solstice and all…..
  4. I’m going to a solstice party at my in-laws… It’s going to be a long night.
  5. A man walks into a bar the day after the winter solstice and orders a quadruple vodka The bartender asks, “Is everything alright?” The man sighs and says, “It’s been a long night.”
  6. Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctors?… He was feeling crummy. (Cookie Jokes)
  7. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?… Frostbite. (Winter Jokes)
  8. What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?… A cookie sheet! (Cookie Jokes)
  9. How do snowmen travel around?… By icicle! (Winter Jokes)
  10. How does one snowman greet another snowman?…. Ice to meet you. (Winter Jokes & Bike Jokes)
  11. What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?… Brrrr- itos. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  12. What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?… Cold cash! (Snowman Jokes)
  13. Where does a snowman keep his money?… In a snow bank. (Snowman Jokes)
  14. What is the snowman’s breakfast?… Frosted flakes! (Snowman Jokes)
  15. Where does the snowman go to dances?… A snow ball! (Snowman Jokes)
  16. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?… Snowflakes! (Snowman Jokes)
  17. What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month?… The letter “D”! (December Jokes)
  18. What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?… Chill out. (Snowman Jokes)
  19. What does Jack Frost like best about school?… Snow and tell. (Winter Jokes for Teachers)
  20. What did one snowman say to the other snowman?… Do you smell carrots? (Snowman Jokes)
  21. Knock Knock…Who’s there?… Snow… Snow who?…  Snow business like show business ! (Snowman Jokes