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More Summer Solstice Jokes…
- Well, today is gonna be a long day…… What with the summer solstice and all…..
- What do you call a French guy in sandals?… Phillipe Phloppe. (Flip Flop Jokes for Kids & Geography Jokes for Kids)
- Where do sharks go on summer vacation?… Finland! (Shark Jokes for Kids)
- What is a @NCTM math teacher’s favorite sum?… Summer! (Math Jokes for Kids)
- Which rapper goes great with summer?… Iced t. (Music Jokes & 26 Kindergarten Lessons: Letter of The Week)
- When do you go at red and stop at green?… When you’re eating a watermelon. (Watermelon Jokes)
- What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?… I’m bacon! (Pig Jokes)
- Why do bananas use sunscreen?… Because they peel. (Banana Jokes for Kids)
- Which letter is the coolest?… Iced t. (26 Kindergarten Lessons: Letter of The Week)
- What’s the best day to go to the beach?… SUN day! (Sun Jokes)
- What does the sun drink out of?… SUN glasses. (Sun Jokes)
- It’s a dark day in America today. Literally. It’s the winter solstice.
- I’m going to a solstice party at my in-laws… It’s going to be a long night.
- A man walks into a bar after the summer solstice and orders 3 shots. The bartender asks, “Is everything alright?” The man sighs and says, “It’s been a long day.”
- What did the beach say as the tide came in?… Long time no sea. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
- Teacher: Where did your mom go for her summer vacation? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
- What do you call witches who live on the beach?… Sandwitches! (Massachusetts Jokes for Kids & Witch Jokes)
- The seaside resort we visited last summer was so boring that one day the tide went out and never came back. (Travel Blogs)
- Why did the summer school teacher wear sunglasses?…. Because her class was so bright! (Top Summer Jobs for Teachers)
- What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer?… A hot dog! (Hot Dog Jokes for Kids & Dog Jokes for Kids)
- Where does a ship go when it’s sick?… To the DOCK!