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Cinco de Mayo is celebrated annually on May 5 and commemorates the Mexican Army’s victory over the French Empire at the Battle of Puebla, on May 5, 1862.

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  1. Why didn’t the green pepper practice archery?… Because it didn’t habanero. (Archery Jokes)
  2. Why was the Grinch invited to the Cinco de Mayo party?… They thought he was a giant avocado. (Dr. Seuss Jokes & Grinch Jokes)
  3. Has anyone played that weird Mexican carnival game where groundhogs pop out of holes and you have to smear them with avocado?… I really suck at Guac-a-mole. (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
  4. Cinco de Mayo is nacho average holiday. (Cheese Jokes)
  5. How much Mexican food do I plan to eat this Cinco de Mayo, you ask?… That’s nacho business! (Cheese Jokes)
  6. What does Frosty like to put on his tacos?… Chilly sauce. (Frosty the Snowman Jokes)
  7. Cinco de Mayo is here!… Let’s give ’em something to taco bout! (Taco Jokes)
  8. What did the Mexican say after celebrating Cinco De Mayo?… Taco about a good time. (Taco Jokes)
  9. Why can’t you trust burritos to keep a secret?… They tend to spill the beans. (Burrito Jokes)
  10. Let’s taco bout how we’re going to shell-ebrate Cinco de Mayo. (Taco Jokes)
  11. What do you call cheese that is not yours?… NA Cho cheese! (180 School Jokes Cheese Jokes)
  12. What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?… Brrrr- itos. (Burrito Jokes & Snowman Jokes)
  13. Yesterday was Star Wars Day (May The Fourth be with you). Today is Cinco de Mayo. Combine the two and tomorrow is…Revenge of the Sixth (May The Fourth Be With You Jokes & Revenge of the Fifth)
  14. What does a depressed tortilla say?… I don’t wanna taco ’bout it. (Taco Jokes & Psychology Jokes)
  15. Have you heard the joke about the tortilla?… It was corny. (Corn Jokes)
  16. Why was the Grinch invited to the Cinco de Mayo party?… They thought he was a giant avocado. (Grinch Jokes)
  17. What do you call an ocean full of tacos?… Flotilla. Ocean Jokes)
  18. What is Thor’s favorite food?… Thor-tillas. (Super Hero Jokes & Thor Jokes)
  19. Did you see this week’s forecast?… Yep, cold today, hot tamale. (Weather Jokes)
  20. How do tacos say grace?… Lettuce pray. (Taco Jokes & Lettuce Jokes)
  21. Where are the best burritos served?… In the gulp of Mexico. (World Geography Jokes)