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- If Burger King & Dairy Queen married, would their child make ice-cream sandwiches? (Wedding Jokes)
- What kind of snack do you have during a scary movie?…. I scream (ice cream) sandwich. (Field Trip Jokes for Kids / Movie Jokes / Friday the 13th Jokes)
- If people like ice cream sandwiches, what do lions like?… Man-wiches. (Lion Jokes)
- An ice cream sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.” (Beer Jokes)
- Where do you get ice cream sandwiches in India?… At the New Delhi. (World Geography Jokes)
- What would you find on a frozen haunted beach?… An ice cream sand-witch! (Witch Jokes)
- What is a golfer’s favorite dessert?… A ice cream sand-wedge. (Golf Jokes)
- What school do kids like to go to during the summer?… Sundae school – because of all the ice cream! (Jokes for the Last Day of School)
- How did Reese eat her ice cream?… Witherspoon.
- What do you call a horse that can’t lose the Equestrian competition?… Sherbet. (Equestrian Jokes)
- What dessert do they serve at the Super Bowl?… Sundays. (Super Bowl Jokes)
- Where did the deer family go for ice cream on a hot summer’s night?… Deery Queen. (Reindeer Jokes & Father’s Day Jokes)
- What did the newspaper say to the ice cream?… What’s the scoop?
- What’s the ideal way to serve pi?… A la mode! Anything less is mean. (Pi Day Jokes & Pi Math Jokes)
- Bert and Ernie are sitting outside one day on Sesame Street. Bert turns to Ernie and asks, “Hey Ernie, wanna go get some ice cream?… “Sure Bert” (Sesame Street Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Ice cream soda….Ice cream soda, who?… Ice cream soda people can hear me!
- What did the tennis player say before playing with vanilla ice cream?… “I’d like a soft serve, please!” (Tennis Jokes)
- Why did the ice cream truck break down?… Because of the Rocky Road. (Car Jokes)
- If you ask a scientist what pi is, he’ll tell you it equals 3.14159. If you ask a mathematician, he’ll tell you pi equals the circumference of a circle divided by its diameter. If you ask an engineer, he’ll say “Pi? Well, it’s about 3, but we’ll call it 4 just to be safe.” But if you ask a kid, he’ll ask if he can have ice cream with it. (Pi Day Jokes & Pi Math Jokes)
- What kind of snack do you have during a scary movie?…. I scream (ice cream). (Field Trip Jokes for Kids & Friday the 13th Jokes)
- What do you get from an Alaskan cow?… Ice Cream (Top Geography Jokes / Alaska Jokes for Kids / Cow Jokes for Kids)