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  1. If Burger King & Dairy Queen married, would their child make ice-cream sandwiches? (Wedding Jokes)
  2. What kind of snack do you have during a scary movie?…. I scream (ice cream) sandwich. (Field Trip Jokes for Kids / Movie Jokes / Friday the 13th Jokes)
  3. If people like ice cream sandwiches, what do lions like?… Man-wiches. (Lion Jokes)
  4. An ice cream sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.” (Beer Jokes)
  5. Where do you get ice cream sandwiches in India?… At the New Delhi. (World Geography Jokes)
  6. What would you find on a frozen haunted beach?… An ice cream sand-witch! (Witch Jokes)
  7. What is a golfer’s favorite dessert?… A ice cream sand-wedge. (Golf Jokes)
  8. What school do kids like to go to during the summer?… Sundae school – because of all the ice cream! (Jokes for the Last Day of School)
  9. How did Reese eat her ice cream?… Witherspoon.
  10. What do you call a horse that can’t lose the Equestrian competition?… Sherbet. (Equestrian Jokes)
  11. What dessert do they serve at the Super Bowl?… Sundays. (Super Bowl Jokes)
  12. Where did the deer family go for ice cream on a hot summer’s night?… Deery Queen. (Reindeer Jokes & Father’s Day Jokes)
  13. What did the newspaper say to the ice cream?… What’s the scoop?
  14. What’s the ideal way to serve pi?… A la mode! Anything less is mean. (Pi Day Jokes Pi Math Jokes)
  15. Bert and Ernie are sitting outside one day on Sesame Street. Bert turns to Ernie and asks, “Hey Ernie, wanna go get some ice cream?… “Sure Bert” (Sesame Street Jokes)
  16. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Ice cream soda….Ice cream soda, who?… Ice cream soda people can hear me!
  17. What did the tennis player say before playing with vanilla ice cream?… “I’d like a soft serve, please!” (Tennis Jokes)
  18. Why did the ice cream truck break down?… Because of the Rocky Road. (Car Jokes)
  19. If you ask a scientist what pi is, he’ll tell you it equals 3.14159. If you ask a mathematician, he’ll tell you pi equals the circumference of a circle divided by its diameter. If you ask an engineer, he’ll say “Pi? Well, it’s about 3, but we’ll call it 4 just to be safe.” But if you ask a kid, he’ll ask if he can have ice cream with it. (Pi Day Jokes Pi Math Jokes)
  20. What kind of snack do you have during a scary movie?…. I scream (ice cream). (Field Trip Jokes for Kids & Friday the 13th Jokes)
  21. What do you get from an Alaskan cow?…  Ice Cream (Top Geography Jokes / Alaska Jokes for Kids / Cow Jokes for Kids)