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  1. Top 10 Graduation Jokes: A book never written: “The Last Day of School?” by Wendy Belrings (School Jokes for Kids)
  2. Top 10 Jokes for the Last Day of School: Principal: I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself? Student: I’m glad it’s the last day of school! (Principal Jokes for Kids)
  3. June 3rd National Egg Day: Top 10 Egg Jokes: What day do eggs hate most?… Fry-day! (Egg Jokes for Kids)
  4. June 4th National Donut Day: Top 10 Donut Jokes: What is a pilot’s favorite type of donut? A plain (plane) donut! (Donut Jokes for Kids & Pilot Jokes for Kids)
  5. June 4th National Cheese Day: Top 10 Cheese Jokes: What do you call cheese that is sad?… Blue cheese. (Psychology Jokes)
  6. June 5th National Trails Day: Top 10 Hiking Jokes: Did hear the mountain joke?… You won’t get over it! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  7. Top 10 Summer Camp Jokes: Do fish go to summer camp?… No, because they’re always in school! (Fishing Jokes)
  8. June 8th World Oceans Day: Top 10 Ocean Jokes: What kind of candy would a drowning person like to have?… A life saver! (Candy Jokes)
  9. Friday the 13th Jokes: Dear Jedi, Today is Friday the 13th, there’s never been a better time to join the Dark Side. (Star Wars Jokes)
  10. June 14th: Flag Day: Top 10 Flag Day Jokes: Teacher: “How did the Founding Fathers decide on our country’s flag?” Student: “I guess they took a flag poll!” (Flag Day Jokes for Kids)
  11. June 15th: National Lobster Day Top 10 Lobster Jokes: Today I stopped at this roadside stand that said “Lobster Tails: $2”.So I paid my $2 and the guy said, “Once upon a time there was this lobster… (Book Jokes & Maine Jokes)
  12. June 17thBunker Hill Day Top 10 Bunker Hill Day JokesWhat was the craziest battle of the Revolutionary War?… The Battle of Bonkers Hill.
  13. June 20th Top 10 Father’s Day Jokes: What is the official dessert of Father’s Day?… a “pop” sicle. (Summer Jokes for Kids & Popsicle Jokes for Kids) (Father’s Day Jokes for Kids)
  14. June 21st: Top 10 Summer Solstice Jokes: Where do sharks go on summer vacation?… Finland! (Shark Jokes for Kids)
  15. June 27th National Sunglasses Day Top 10 Sunglasses Jokes: Son: “Hey Dad, have you seen my sunglasses?” Dad: “No son, have you seen my dad glasses?” (Dad Jokes)
  16. Why did the little lobster start wearing fancy clothes to the posh pier school?… She did it out of pier pressure. 
  17. Top 10 High School Graduation Jokes:I ordered a high school graduation cake for my son…. The baker asked me what I wanted it to say. Wow, talking cakes, who knew? (Cake Jokes & Graduation Jokes)
  18. I just asked my teacher what his favorite part about being a teacher is…He responded with June, July, and August
  19. June 1st: Someone told me today is June 1st. But they May be wrong.
  20. JUNE (to Yoda): Do you think April will march in the parade? YODA: March April may, June.
  21. April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?… June bugs.
  22. What do you call someone who doesn’t believe it is June yet?… A May-Sayer. 
  23. Top 10 Donut Jokes: What is a pilot’s favorite type of donut? A plain (plane) donut! (Donut Jokes for Kids & Pilot Jokes for Kids)
  24. Bee Jokes for KidsWhat’s more amazing than a talking dog?… A Spelling Bee. (Dog Jokes for Kids & 26 Kindergarten Lessons ABC) #SpellingBee
  25. Saturday June 24th: Great American Backyard CampoutDid you hear about the camping trip?… It was in – tents (intense)! (Camping Jokes)
  26. June 27th National Sunglasses Day Top 10 Sunglasses Jokes
  27. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… “June know any good Spring knock knock jokes?” (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  28. What did August say when June claimed that today is the last day of the month?… Don’t July to me! 
  29. What did May tell June when they were fighting?… Don’t July to me.
  30. June 6th: National Trails Day Jokes: (1st June Saturday) Did hear the mountain joke?… You won’t get over it! #NationalTrailsDay (Hiking Jokes for Kids)
  31. June 7th: National Donut Day (1st June Friday) Why did the baker stop making donuts?… He was fed up with the hole business! (Labor Day Jokes & Donut Jokes for Kids#NationalDonutDay
  32. June 8th: World Oceans Day Jokes for KidsWhat did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?… Nothing, it just waved! #WorldsOceansDay #WorldOceanDay (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
  33. June 14th: Flag DayTeacher: “How did the Founding Fathers decide on our country’s flag?” Student: “I guess they took a flag poll!” (Flag Day Jokes for Kids)
  34. June 18th: Father’s Day JokesWhat did the Buffalo say to his son?… Bye-son. #FathersDay #HappyFathersDay
  35. June 17thBunker Hill Day American Revolutionary War JokesWhat happened as a result of the Stamp Act?… The Americans licked the British.
  36. June 17th: National Lobster Day Jokes Why don’t lobsters share?… They’re shellfish. #NationalLobsterDay
  37. June 21st: Summer Solstice What is a @NCTM math teacher’s favorite sum?… Summer! (Top Math Jokes#SummerSolstice
  38. Fat Albert Insult “You’re like school in June. No class.”