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More Texas Jokes

  1. Why was the delegation from the Dallas Dyslexic Republican Association turned away from the Republican National Convention?… Their placard read: ‘We love Taxes.’ (Election Jokes)
  2. What is the Texas state slogan?… Oils well that ends well.
  3. Why shouldn’t people from Texas be allowed to drive?… Because they’re always Texan and driving. (Car jokes)
  4. My friend asked me what I thought about the state North of Texas… I told him it’s OK! (Oklahoma Jokes)
  5. I just bought an art piece featuring several Pikachus playing Texas Hold’em… It’s called Pokermon.
  6. What does a fish from Texas say when he sees his friend? “Chowdy!” (Fishing Jokes)
  7. We’re in Houston, so don’t call us… Just Texas.
  8. The waitress brought me the wrong order at Texas Road House, and I told her it was a Miss Steak. She shook her head, sighed, and told me, “Steak jokes are a rare medium well done.”
  9. Why is Texas called the Lone Star State?… Because that’s the highest rating it could get.
  10. What did Lake Texoma say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 Best Lakes in Texas)