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More California Jokes…

  1. Why did Cali phone ya (California)?… She called to say Hawhi ya (Hawaii) (Hawaii Jokes)
  2. What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?… UCLA.
  3. Where do Christmas plants go when they want to become movie stars?… Holly-wood! (Christmas Jokes & Movie Jokes)
  4. What do you call a map guide to Alcatraz?… A con-tour map. (Geography Jokes)
  5. California geologists aren’t perfect, they have their San Andreas faults. (Geography Jokes)
  6. Where do waffles go on vacation?… Sandy Eggo. (Travel Blogs)
  7. Where in California does everyone have minty fresh breath?… Sacra-mentos. (Candy Jokes)
  8. Fortunately the California earthquakes were a bit out in the desert so not many people got hurt. But a few snakes were rattled. (Earthquake Jokes & Snake Jokes)
  9. What did California say to Baja California?… Nothing. They just shook! (Earthquake Jokes)
  10. Did you hear about the California owl conspiracy network?… They’re allegedly calling themselves the “ca-hoots.” (Bird Jokes)