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More Arizona Jokes….

  1. What is the #1 drink in Phoenix?… Iced-T, Arizona Iced-T of course. (Iced Tea Jokes)
  2. How hot is it in Arizona?… The cows are giving evaporated milk. (Cow Jokes)
  3. How hot is it in Arizona?… You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  4. How hot is it in Arizona?… Hot water now comes out of both taps.
  5. Can you name the capital in Arizona?… “A.”
  6. What did Theodore Roosevelt Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 Best Lakes in Arizona)
  7. What is the tallest building in ?… The Arizona State Library of course, it has the most stories! (Library Jokes)
  8. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Arizona State Turnpike!
  9. Where do fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Gila River. (Ten Longest Rivers in Arizona)
  10. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Salt River!