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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best police jokes.
  2. What do you call a serial killer watermelon?… A slaughter melon. (Watermelon Jokes)
  3. 4, 6, 8 and 9 have all been killed… 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11 are the prime suspects. (Prime Day Jokes)
  4. In the morning… I become a cereal killer. (Cereal Jokes)
  5. What does a police officer do on the volleyball court?… Serve and Protect. (Volleyball Jokes)
  6. Someone broke into our shop and stole all 31 flavors of ice cream… It was a Baskin-Robbery. (Ice Cream Jokes)
  7. Why are cheerleading teams driven around by the police?… Only police have squad cars. (Cheerleading Jokes)
  8. I was in a food fight at school & accidentally hit the principal with a stale cafeteria bun… he had me charged; assault with a breadly weapon. (Bread Jokes & Police Jokes)
  9. Someone stole my coffee cup from work today. I’m just off down the police station now to look at a few mug shots. (Coffee Jokes)
  10. A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.” (Turtle Jokes)