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  1. What did Mr. and Mrs. Cheeseburger name their daughter?…. Patty.
  2. Did you hear about the cheeseburger patty who told funny jokes?… He was on a roll!
  3. Where were cheeseburgers 1st made?… Greece. (World Geography Jokes & Geography Jokes for Kids)
  4. What do you get when you cross a cheeseburger with a computer?… A big mac! (Computer Jokes for Kids)
  5. What did the cheeseburger say to the pickle?… You’re dill-icious! (Pickle Jokes for Kids)
  6. What do polar bears eat for lunch?… Ice berg-ers! (World Geography Jokes & Geography Jokes for Kids)
  7. Where do cheeseburgers like to dance?… At a meat ball! (Meatball Jokes)
  8. Why was the cheeseburger sad?… It had blue cheese! (Psychology Jokes)
  9. If Burger King married Dairy Queen where would they live?… At White Castle! (Ice Cream Jokes for Kids)
  10. Why did the Hobbit get a job at Burger King?… He wanted to be “Lord of the Onion Rings.” (Fast Food Jokes)
  11. Why did Five Guys survive the flood?… It was built on solid ground beef.
  12. How do you stop someone from stealing your grill?… With a burger alarm! (Police Jokes)
  13. How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger King baseball League?… He throws four meatballs! (Baseball Jokes & Meatball Jokes)
  14. How do you make a cheeseburger laugh?… Pickle it! (Pickle Jokes for Kids)
  15. Why did the man climb to the roof of McDonalds?… The told him the meal was on the house! (Hiking Jokes)
  16. How do you insult a hamburger patty?… Call it a meatball. (Meatball Jokes)
  17. What are the best days of the week in Fast Food land?… Fry-day and Sundae! (Ice Cream Jokes for Kids & Fast Food Jokes)
  18. Where do they hold prizefights in Fastfoodland?… In an onion ring! (Boxing Jokes)
  19. What do race horses eat?… Fast Food. (Fast Food Jokes & Horse Racing Jokes)
  20. Did you read the book J.D. Salinger wrote about “phony” fast food?… It’s titled “Catcher in the Fries. (Fast Food Jokes)

PG-13

  1. Why do hamburgers go to the gym?… To get better buns. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
  2. How did the hamburger introduce his wife?… Meet patty (meat patty)

Hamburger Jokes

What do you call a pig thief?… A hamburglar! (Bacon Jokes for Kids)