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  1. Knock knock?… Who is there?… Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We promise to share the best cheeseburger jokes!
  2. Where is the best place to eat on National Cheeseburger Day?… Margaritaville… Get a “Cheeseburger in Paradise.” (Music Jokes)
  3. Who is the unofficial spokesperson for National Cheeseburger Day?… Wimpy from Popeye. “I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.”
  4. What did Mr. and Mrs. Cheeseburger name their daughter?…. Patty. (Baby Jokes & Marriage Jokes)
  5. A husband and wife were driving through the mountains. As they approached their campsite, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They continued to argue back and forth as they stopped for lunch. At the counter, the husband asked the blonde waitress, “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly?” She leaned over the counter and said, “Burrr-gerrr Kiiing.” (Camping Jokes)
  6. What did the cheeseburger say to the pickle?… You’re dill-icious! (Pickle Jokes for Kids)
  7. Did you hear about the cheeseburger patty who told funny jokes?… He was on a roll! (Bread Jokes)
  8. Where were cheeseburgers 1st made?… Greece. (World Geography Jokes & Geography Jokes for Kids)
  9. What do you get when you cross a cheeseburger with a computer?… A big mac! (Computer Jokes for Kids)
  10. What do polar bears eat for lunch?… Ice berg-ers! (World Geography Jokes & Geography Jokes for Kids)
  11. Why was the cheeseburger sad?… It had blue cheese! (Psychology Jokes)
  12. Where can a cheeseburger get a great night’s sleep?… On a bed of lettuce! (Lettuce Jokes & Napping Jokes)
  13. If Burger King married Dairy Queen where would they live?… At White Castle! (Ice Cream Jokes for Kids & Wedding Jokes)
  14. When do cheeseburgers most enjoy watching TV?… During PRIME time!
  15. What are the best days of the week in Fast Food land?… Fry-day and Sundae! (Ice Cream Jokes for Kids & Fast Food Jokes)
  16. Can you name two burgers who are royalty?… Sir Loin and Burger King!
  17. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about cheeseburgers? 
  18. Why did the Hobbit get a job at Burger King?… He wanted to be “Lord of the Onion Rings.” (Lord of the Rings Jokes & Fast Food Jokes)
  19. Can a cheeseburger marry a hot dog?… Only if they have a very frank relationship! (Hot Dog Jokes)
  20. What kind of food truck serves cheeseburgers?… A patty wagon.
  21. Why did Five Guys survive the flood?… It was built on solid ground beef. (Rain Jokes)
  22. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good cheeseburger knock-knock joke?
  23. Where do they hold prizefights in Fastfoodland?… In an onion ring! (Boxing Jokes)
  24. How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger King baseball League?… He throws four meatballs! (Baseball Jokes & Meatball Jokes)How do you stop someone from stealing your grill?… With a burger alarm! (Police Jokes)
  25. Where do cheeseburgers like to dance?… At a meat ball! (Meatball Jokes)
  26. How do you make a cheeseburger laugh?… Pickle it! (Pickle Jokes for Kids)
  27. Why did the man climb to the roof of McDonalds?… The told him the meal was on the house! (Hiking Jokes)
  28. How do you insult a hamburger patty?… Call it a meatball. (Meatball Jokes)
  29. What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?… Well, it’s back to the old grind! (Labor Day Jokes)
  30. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good cheeseburger knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  31. Why do hamburgers go to the gym?… To get better buns. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
  32. How did the hamburger introduce his wife?… Meet patty (meat patty)
  33. Who was the cheeseburger’s favorite all-time movie director?… Sizzle B. DeMille! (Movie Jokes)
  34. Where do they hold MMA fights in Fastfoodland?… In an onion ring! (Boxing Jokes)
  35. Where do all the cheeseburgers take their girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?… To a meatball. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  36. Where does a cheeseburger go on vacation?… The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley! (World Geography Jokes / Hiking JokesTravel Guest Blogs)
  37. Do they really serve cheeseburgers in Transylvania?… Very rare-ly. (Vampire Jokes)
  38. When does a cheeseburger smile?… When somebody says, “Well done!”
  39. What food do you get when you cross Frosty with a polar bear, and cheese?… A “brrr” – “grrr”! (Frosty the Snowman Jokes)
  40. What great song is associated with cheesburgers and baseball?… Steak Me Out to the Ballgame! (Baseball Jokes & Music Jokes)
  41. Why can any cheeseburger run the mile in under four minutes?… Because it’s a FAST food! (Track Jokes)
  42. Why aren’t cheeseburgers too good at basketball?… Too many turnovers! (Basketball Jokes)
  43. Why do cheeseburgers make good baseball players?… They;re great at the plate! 
  44. Why are cheeseburgers essential to football?… Because the game is played on a griddle-iron! (Football Jokes)
  45. Why do cheeseburgers feel sad at barbecues?… They get to meet their old flames! (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  46. How did the jury find the cheeseburger?… Grill-ty as charred. (Police Jokes & Lawyer Jokes)
  47. What do race horses eat?… Fast Food. (Fast Food Jokes & Horse Racing Jokes)
  48. What do penguins eat for lunch?… Ice-burgers! (Penguin Jokes)
  49. What do you get when you cross a cheeseburger with a computer?… A big mac! (Computer Jokes for Kids)
  50. Did you read the book J.D. Salinger wrote about “phony” fast food?… It’s titled “Catcher in the Fries. (Fast Food Jokes)
  51. Where were cheeseburgers 1st made?… Greece. (World Geography Jokes & Geography Jokes for Kids)
  52. What is an angry polar bear’s favorite food?… A cheese “brrr” “grrr”! (Bear Jokes)
  53. What does Frosty like to put on his icebergers?… Chilly sauce! (Frosty the Snowman Jokes)
  54. When can you count on a cheeseburger in an emergency?… When the chips are down!
  55. What do you call it when you help someone make a cheeseburger?… A co-whopperation.
  56. What did the cheeseburger say when it pleaded not guilty?… I’ve been flamed! (Police Jokes & Lawyer Jokes)
  57. What did the cheeseburger say to the pickle?… You’re dill-icious! (Pickle Jokes for Kids)
  58. How do gossipy cheeseburgers spend their time?… They chew the fat. 
  59. What do you call a pig thief?… A hamburglar! (Bacon Jokes for Kids / Police Jokes / Pig Jokes)
  60. Where do cheeseburgers like to dance?… At a meat ball! (Meatball Jokes)
  61. Where do the cheeseburgers go on New Year’s Eve?… To a meat ball! (New Year’s Eve Jokes)
  62. How can you tell if a cheeseburger was grilled in space?… It’s a little meteor. (Astronomy Jokes)
  63. How far do cheeseburgers go in school?… Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!). (College jokes)
  64. How does a cheeseburger acquire good taste?… With a little seasoning!
  65. How do we know that cheeseburgers love classic music?… They re often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall! (Music jokes)
  66. How do you stop someone from stealing your grill?… With a burger alarm! (Police Jokes)
  67. Why do cheeseburgers go to the gym?… To get better buns. (Sports Joke for Kids)
  68. How do you make a cheeseburger laugh?… Pickle it! (Pickle Jokes for Kids)
  69. Which baseball team is currently the favorite with cheeseburger fans?… The Cincinnati Reds -because they’re the Big Bread Machine! 
  70. How do we know cheeseburgers love young people?… They re pro-teen!
  71. Which cheeseburgers love to act?… Ham-burgers!
  72. A man walks into a library and orders a cheeseburger. The librarian says, “This is a library.” The man apologizes and whispers, “I’d like a hamburger, please.” (Library Jokes)
  73. What famous movie did the cheeseburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer?… They Fry Who Came in from the Cold!
  74. Who is the cheeseburger’s favorite actress?… Candice Berger! (Movie Jokes)
  75. When do cheeseburgers quit their jobs?… The day they decide to meat LOAF!
  76. What do you call a Tom Cruise movie with a cheeseburger in it?… Top Bun. (Movie Jokes)
  77. In what school subjects does the teacher say, “Well done, cheeseburgers!”?… A wide range of subjects – meatyeval, history, meatematics and word grill.
  78. How was the cheeseburger murdered?… First it was rolled, then smothered in onions.
  79. What did the cheeseburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?… Hot dog! 
  80. What are some outstanding cheeseburger colleges?… Brandeis, Cowlifornia State, Hoofstra, Pen State, Ranchelaer Polytechnic, Burgereley and Moosouri! 
  81. What system do they teach in Cheeseburger High’s math courses?… The meatric system, silly!
  82. How do we know hamburgers have high IQ s?… They loin fast! 
  83. What is the cheeseburger’s most familiar song?… Home on the Range! 
  84. How do they prevent crime in cheeseburgerr country?… With burger alarms! 
  85. What do you call a frozen cheeseburger?… A ham-brrr-ger.
  86. What kind of company is a 24 hours cheeseburger joint?… Fry-by-night!
  87. What happens when two cheeseburger fall in love?… They live together in holy meatrimony! 
  88. Are cheeseburgers male?… Yes, because they re boygers, not girlgers!
  89. The cheeseburger sits down at the bar and asks the bartender “Hey can I get a beer?” The bartender replies “Sorry we don’t serve food here.” (Beer Jokes)
  90. Why do the cheeseburger beat the hot dogs at every sport they play?… Because hot dogs are the wurst!
  91. Why do cheeseburger make poor pigeons?… They won’t talk no matter how you grill them!
  92. What do cheeseburgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?… They think they are in a pickle.
  93.  Is there a way to make a cheeseburger do the Hula?… Sure, order a cheeseburger and a shake! 
  94. What do you use to determine if a refrigerated cheeseburger is cold enough?… A thermomeater! 
  95. What did the cheeseburger say to the butcher who acted on a TV show?… Welcome back, Cutter! 
  96. What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a cheeseburger to play hockey in the league?… Rink injustice! 
  97. What did they do to the cheeseburgerwho thought he was a rooster?… Cook-a-doodle-do!
  98. What did they say about the cheeseburger who went skiing for the first time?… How the meaty have fallen! 
  99. What did they tell the cheeseburger who enlisted in the Army?… You’ve got no beef, soldier! (Memorial Day Jokes)
  100. What do some cheeseburger eaters have?… A Hardee appetite! 
  101. What do some people have against cheeseburgers? …They say, Burgers can’t be cheesy! 
  102. What do they call a meeting among the most brilliant people in Cheeseburger Land?… A MEATing of the minds!
  103. What do they say about the noise at the Cheeseburger Land Super Bowl?… It’s PAN-demonium!
  104. What old-time song is the cheeseburger favorite?… Hammy – as sung by Al Jolson! Burger
  105. What song do cheeseburger sing on the job?… Gristle While You Work!
  106. When the crooked cheeseburger took it on the lamb , where did it go?… Oh, ewe know!
  107. Where does a cheeseburger feel at home?… On the range! 
  108. Which cheeseburger is famous for a long nose?… Cyrano de Burgerac! 
  109.  Which cheeseburger can tell your fortune?… Medium burgers! 
  110.  Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball?… A double! 
  111. Which is the cheeseburger patties least favorite day of the week?… Fry-day!  
  112.  Which people do the cheeseburger hate?… The ones who are always putting the bite on them! 
  113. Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest cheeseburger Land citizens?… The SALT talks! 
  114. Which type of comedy leaves a cheeseburger cold?… BITING humor! 
  115. Who are the cheeseburger favorite people?… Vegetarians! 
  116. Who can beat any cheeseburger at golf?… Any LINKS sausage! 
  117. Who do cheeseburger love on TV?… Archie Bunker’s son-in-law, the meathead! 
  118. Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of cheeseburger into his soup?… He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl! 
  119. Why do cheeseburger laugh when you surround them with pickles?… Who knows – maybe they’re picklish! 
  120. Why do cheeseburger run the gauntlet?… To test their meattle! 
  121. Why do cheeseburger act brilliantly on stage?… They give meaty performances – especially if they are in their prime! 
  122. Why is President Carter important to Cheeseburger Land in April?… One the opening day of the baseball season, he throws out the first meatball!
  123. Why was the cheeseburger thrown out of the Army?… He couldn’t pass mustard! (muster) 
  124. Why were the burgers in the cheeseburger embarrassed?… They saw the salad dressing!
  125. How did the cheeseburger introduce his girlfriend to his parents?… Meet Patty.
  126. What did the cow say to the cheeseburgerr?… Chuck, not you too! (Cow Jokes)
  127. What do you call a male cow that eats cheeseburger?… A cannibull. (Cow Jokes)
  128. How many vegans does it take to eat a cheeseburger?… Depends if anyone is looking. 
  129. Give a man a cheeseburger . . .you will feed him for a day. Lend a man a cheeseburger and he will gladly pay you Tuesday.  
  130. What did the Mongols put on their cheeseburger?… Khan-diments. (World Geography Jokes)  
  131. A lady with a dog comes and sits next to him. The dog starts whining seeing the cheeseburger. So the man asks the lady, “Do you mind if I throw him a bit?””Not at all” the lady replies, pleased. So the man got up and threw the dog over the park fence.
  132. Why does a 6 oz cheeseburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?… Because the cheeseburger is in the ground state.
  133. I was about to eat my cheeseburger when an old lady approached me and beg me for food…I felt pity on her and gave her half of my burger. Turns out she was a Fairy Poof Fairy: because of your kindness i will grant you one wish. Me: Really? I want a brand new Ferrari! And there it was, 1/2 of a Ferrari.
  134. What’s the difference between new and old cheeseburger meat?… One is ground beef and the other is browned grief.
  135. Name two tennis stars who are famous in the cheeseburger world?… Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-o’s Burger King!
  136. How do the Rolling Stones like their cheeseburgers?… Plain – Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard! (Music Jokes)!
  137. Do cheeseburger make good vampires?… No, because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations! (Vampire Jokes)
  138. How are UFO’s related to cheeseburger?… Both are Unidentified Frying Objects! (Fast)
  139. What kind of girl does a cheeseburger like?… Any girl named Patty!
  140. What kind of baseball do cheeseburger play?… Ketchup baseball! 
  141. It’s crazy to think that we have scientists that can make cheeseburger out of plants. These possibilities are just…Beyond meat.
  142. How did the cheeseburger introduce his wife?… Meet patty! (Wedding Jokes)
  143. How do you make a cheeseburger sad?… Make it with blue cheese! 
  144. How do you make a hamburger green?… Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one! 
  145. What’s the difference between water falling from the sky and cheeseburger falling from the sky?… One of them is a meatier shower. (Astronomy Jokes)
  146. How do you make a cheeseburger laugh?… Pickle it gently.
  147. As I ate my cheeseburger I was told it’s mean to kill cows… What am I supposed to do, eat them alive?
  148. Is it proper to eat a cheeseburger with your fingers?… No, you should eat your fingers separately!
  149. How do you insult a cheeseburger patty?… Call it a meatball!
  150. A hotdog and a cheeseburger walk into a bar.. The bartender immediately tells them “I’m sorry but we don’t serve food here.”

Hamburger Jokes

What do you call a pig thief?… A hamburglar! (Bacon Jokes for Kids)