- Three girls were being executed. The first girl was getting ready to be shot. The guard yelled, “Ready aim-” The girl yelled, “Earthquake! Earthquake!!” The guard turned around she escaped. The second girl was being executed the guard yelled,”Ready aim-” She yelled, “Hurricane!! Hurricane!!” The guard turned around she was gone. The 3rd girl was being executed the guard yelled, “Ready aim-” The girl yelled, “Fire!! Fire!
- How did the Hawaiian hipster die?… He walked on lava before it was cool. (Hawaii Jokes)
- What is a volcano always trying to get rid of?… It’s lava handles. (Geology Jokes & Hawaii Jokes)
- How many Hawaiians does it take to change a lightbulb?… None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man!
- Did you hear the rumor about Kilauea and Mauna Loa?… All they do is make lava. (Geology Jokes & Hawaii Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a volcano and a light bulb?…A lava lamp!
- What did the mama volcano say to the baby volcano?.. Do you lava me like I lava you? (Mother’s Day Jokes)
- Does an excellent student of vulcanology graduate magma cum laude?
- Did you hear about the Hawaiian geologist who died?… Apparently, she fell head over heels in lava. (Geology Jokes & Volcano Jokes)
- What did one volcano say to the other?… I lava you.
