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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Canada Day jokes.
  2. If you’re Canadian when you go into the bathroom, and you’re Canadian when you come out of the bathroom, then what are you when you are in the bathroom?… European! (World Geography Jokes)
  3. Canadian Seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, Road Construction. (Winter Jokes)
  4. What’s a Canadian ghost’s favorite food?… Boo-tine!
  5. Why are Canadian students so smart?… They get a lot of ehs.
  6. Why do Canadian hockey players like baking cakes?… Because they’re great at icing.
  7. How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan?… Take away its broom.
  8. Why do Canadians always beat Germans at hockey?… Canadians bring their ‘eh’ game; Germans bring their wurst. (World Geography Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
  9. Where are there a lot of Bigfoot sightings?… In Sasquatchewan!
  10. Why did the pirate move to Manitoba?… He heard he could Winnipeg!
  11. Why did the fugitives run to Canada?… Because they had nowhere else Toronto.
  12. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Snow… Snow who?… Snow big deal. We’re celebrating Canada Day!
  13. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Ice… Ice who?… Ice to meet you, eh?
  14. Why shouldn’t Canadian hockey players tell jokes on the ice?… Because it might crack up!
  15. Why did the boy climb up the tree with a hockey stick… Cause he wanted to join the maple leafs. (Tree Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
  16. I saw a hockey game in Canada…It was a-moose-ing. (Moose Jokes)
  17. What was the skeleton doing at the Canadian hockey game?… Driving the zam – bony. (Hockey jokes)
  18. What did the snow say to the Rocky Mountains?… I’ve got you covered. (Hiking Jokes)
  19. Why is Canadian maple syrup so sad?… It is sappy. (Tree Jokes)
  20. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Yukon… Yukon who?… Yukon see the Northern Lights from here!
  21. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Ottawa… Ottawa who?… Ottawa-ter the lawn tomorrow.
  22. What do you call a Canadian fight ring?… A hockey game.