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  1. What did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?…. Patty
  2. Did you hear about the hamburger patty who told funny jokes?… He was on a roll!
  3. Where were hamburgers 1st made?… Greece. (World Geography Jokes & Top Geography Jokes)
  4. What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer?… A big mac! (Computer Jokes)
  5. What did the hamburger say to the pickle?… You’re dill-icious!
  6. What do you call a pig thief?… A hamburglar!
  7. What do polar bears eat for lunch?… Ice berg-ers! (World Geography Jokes & Top Geography Jokes)
  8. Where do burgers like to dance?… At a meat ball!
  9. Why was the cheeseburger sad?… It had blue cheese!
  10. If Burger King married Dairy Queen where would they live?… At White Castle
  11. How do you stop someone from stealing your grill?… With a burger alarm!
  12. How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger King baseball League?… He throws four meatballs!
  13. How do you make a hamburger laugh?… Pickle it!
  14. How do you insult a hamburger patty?… Call it a meatball.


  1. Why do hamburgers go to the gym?… To get better buns. (Top 101 Sports Jokes)
  2. How did the hamburger introduce his wife?… Meet patty (meat patty)