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- What do you call elementary school students who collect aluminum cans, used newspapers and plastic bottles?… “Wee-cyclers!” (Leprechaun Jokes)
- In protest, my students and I are gonna march down to the city square dressed in trash that we picked up around the city… …like litter-rally. (March Jokes)
- California is looking to eradicate a once popular item in schools. Apparently it was the last straw. (California Jokes)
- All joking aside, what should you do if your class is on a field trip and you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? (Camping Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the teacher go outdoors with her purse open?… Because she expected some change in the weather. (Weather Jokes)
- “I have an obsession with teaching about wind farms…” “Really?…” “Yes. I’m a huge fan.”
- In honor of Earth day, I’m sending all of my school-related emails to my “recycle” folder. (Labor Day Jokes)
- Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?… Because they spend years at C! (Pirate Jokes for Kids)
- Why are school recycle bins optimistic?… Because they’re full of cans.
- What did the teacher worm say to the little student worm who was late?… “Where in earth have you been?” (Spring Jokes & Worm Jokes)
- Why did the sun go to school?… To get brighter. (Sun Jokes / 180 School Jokes / Astronomy Jokes)
- Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea?… Because they dropped out of school. (Ocean Jokes for Kids / Fishing Jokes / Fish Jokes)
- Did you hear about the teacher who tried to sue a shark for biting all his limbs off?… He didn’t have a leg to stand on! (Shark Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the worm cross the ruler?… To become an inchworm. (180 School Jokes & Worm Jokes)
- What did the principal worm say to the little student worm who was late?… “Where in earth have you been?” (Spring Jokes & Worm Jokes)
- What did the earthworm scientist discover?… Global Worming. (Worm Jokes)
- What does a mermaid wear to maths lessons?… An algae-bra. (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Algebra Jokes)
- Why don’t oysters play well at recess?… Because they’re shellfish! (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
- What does a teacher put up when the rain comes down?… An umbrella! (Rain Jokes)
- What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & September Jokes)
- Why did the fisherman start doing drugs?… Pier pressure. (Fishing Jokes / Fish Jokes)
- Where does a killer whale go for braces?… The orca-dontist. (Dentist Jokes for Kids & Whale Jokes)
- What is the best way to communicate with a fish?… Drop it a line! (Ocean Jokes for Kids / Fishing Jokes / Fish Jokes)
- Which bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?… Christopher ColumBUS. (Columbus Day Jokes)
- Why did the sun go to college?… To get brighter. (Top College Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the sun go to Middle School?… To get brighter. (Top College Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the sun go to Elementary School?… To get brighter. (Top College Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the sun go to High School?… To get brighter. (Top College Jokes for Kids)