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  1. What do you call elementary school students who collect aluminum cans, used newspapers and plastic bottles?… “Wee-cyclers!” (Leprechaun Jokes)
  2. In protest, my students and I are gonna march down to the city square dressed in trash that we picked up around the city… …like litter-rally. (March Jokes)
  3. California is looking to eradicate a once popular item in schools. Apparently it was the last straw. (California Jokes)
  4. All joking aside, what should you do if your class is on a field trip and you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? (Camping Jokes for Kids)
  5. Why did the teacher go outdoors with her purse open?… Because she expected some change in the weather. (Weather Jokes)
  6. “I have an obsession with teaching about wind farms…” “Really?…” “Yes. I’m a huge fan.”
  7. In honor of Earth day, I’m sending all of my school-related emails to my “recycle” folder. (Labor Day Jokes)
  8. Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?… Because they spend years at C! (Pirate Jokes for Kids)
  9. Why are school recycle bins optimistic?… Because they’re full of cans.
  10. What did the teacher worm say to the little student worm who was late?… “Where in earth have you been?” (Spring Jokes Worm Jokes)
  11. Why did the sun go to school?… To get brighter. (Sun Jokes / 180 School Jokes / Astronomy Jokes)
  12. Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea?… Because they dropped out of school. (Ocean Jokes for Kids / Fishing Jokes / Fish Jokes)
  13. Did you hear about the teacher who tried to sue a shark for biting all his limbs off?… He didn’t have a leg to stand on! (Shark Jokes for Kids)
  14. Why did the worm cross the ruler?… To become an inchworm. (180 School Jokes & Worm Jokes)
  15. What did the principal worm say to the little student worm who was late?… “Where in earth have you been?” (Spring Jokes Worm Jokes)
  16. What did the earthworm scientist discover?… Global Worming. (Worm Jokes
  17. What does a mermaid wear to maths lessons?… An algae-bra. (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Algebra Jokes)
  18. Why don’t oysters play well at recess?… Because they’re shellfish! (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
  19. What does a teacher put up when the rain comes down?… An umbrella! (Rain Jokes)
  20. What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month September Jokes)
  21. Why did the fisherman start doing drugs?… Pier pressure. (Fishing Jokes / Fish Jokes)
  22. Where does a killer whale go for braces?… The orca-dontist. (Dentist Jokes for Kids Whale Jokes)
  23. What is the best way to communicate with a fish?… Drop it a line! (Ocean Jokes for Kids Fishing Jokes / Fish Jokes)
  24. Which bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?… Christopher ColumBUS. (Columbus Day Jokes)
  25. Why did the sun go to college?… To get brighter. (Top College Jokes for Kids)
  26. Why did the sun go to Middle School?… To get brighter. (Top College Jokes for Kids)
  27. Why did the sun go to Elementary School?… To get brighter. (Top College Jokes for Kids)
  28. Why did the sun go to High School?… To get brighter. (Top College Jokes for Kids)