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  1. What month should you never ask to the Prom?… “NO” vember! (Clean Prom Jokes)
  2. Why didn’t the clock work?… It needed a hand. (Biology Jokes)
  3. November 3rd: Sandwich Day Jokes: What did the ghost eat for lunch?… A “boo” loney sandwich! (Halloween Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
  4. November 4th: National Candy Day Jokes: What did the M&M go to school?… Because he wanted to be a Smarty. (College Jokes)
  5. November 5th: Election Day: Election Day Jokes Why is it bad to tell mole jokes?… It’s mole-itically incorrect! (Mole Day Jokes)
  6. November 6th Daylight Saving Time: Daylight Saving Time Jokes: Daylight Savings Time: Why did the veteran teacher nearing retiring throw the clock out the window?… She wanted to see time fly! (Jokes for Teachers)
  7. How do you get straight A’s?… By using a ruler. (Middle School Jokes)
  8. Why was Harry Potter sent to the office?… Because he was cursing in class! (School Jokes & 180 School Jokes / Harry Potter Jokes)
  9. How do trees get onto the internet?… Easy, they just LOG on. (Arbor Day Jokes / Tree Jokes / Computer Jokes)
  10. Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?… The Crossing Gourd. (Fall Jokes & Pumpkin Jokes)
  11. November 11th: Veterans Day: Where did the General put his armies?… In his sleevies. (get it his sleeves)?
  12. Thanksgiving Jokes: If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship) (Spring Jokes)
  13. Friday the 13th Jokes: What do get when you cross Jason Voorhees and a box of cherrios?… A cereal killer. (Cereal Jokes)What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?…Plymouth Rock! (Music Jokes)
  14. November 14th: National Pickle Day Jokes: What did the hamburger say to the pickle?… You’re dill-icious! (Hamburger Jokes for Kids)
  15. What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?… The turkey trot! (Turkey Jokes)
  16. November 16th: Fast Food Day Jokes What is the hamburgers motto?… If at first you don’t succeed, fry, fry again! (365 Inspiring Quotes & Hamburger Jokes)
  17. Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?… Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
  18. If the pilgrims came on the Mayflower then what does the teacher come on?… The scholar ships. (Teacher Jokes & Pilgrim Jokes)
  19. If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?… Their AGE! (Grandparents Jokes)
  20. Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?… The turkey because he’s already stuffed! (Turkey Jokes)
  21. Sister: Mom wants you to help us fix Thanksgiving dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken
  22. Which November Holiday is Dracula’s favorite?… Fangs-giving (Halloween Jokes)
  23. How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?… It hugged the shore! (Geography Jokes)
  24. Black Friday Jokes: Handed in an assignment late today, looks like my teacher is giving black Friday deals too… 50% off. (180 School Jokes & Teacher Jokes)