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- July 1st: Canada Day Jokes: If you’re Canadian when you go into the bathroom, and you’re Canadian when you come out of the bathroom, then what are you when you are in the bathroom?… European! (World Geography Jokes)
- July 1st: National Postal Workers Day: National Postal Workers Day Jokes: What do the winning Super Bowl team, Karl Malone, and the mailman have in common?… They always deliver. (Basketball Jokes & Super Bowl Jokes)
- July 4th 4th of July Knock Knock Jokes: How come there’s no Knock Knock jokes about America?… Because freedom rings. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
- July 4th 4th of July Jokes for Kids: What dance was very popular in 1776?… Indepen-dance! (American Revolution Jokes & Music Jokes)
- July 7th – July 13th Shark Week Jokes: Summer PSA: A friendly reminder: Sharks live in the ocean… Year-round. (Ocean Jokes)
- July 9th Cow Appreciation Day Jokes: Where do Russians get their milk?… From Mos-cows. (World Geography Jokes & Cow Jokes)
- July 11th National 7/11 Day: When is the best day to get a slurpee?… July 11th. It is 7/11!
- July 12th Prime Day Jokes: Is it just me or is the 15th a bad day to have Prime day… The 11th, 13th, 17th, or 19th would have worked so much better.
- July 14th: Bastille Day Jokes / Top 10 Bastille Day Jokes: I was telling a great joke about the importance of the guillotine in the French Revolution… But it didn’t really land…. I guess execution really is key!
- July 13th: Buck Moon Jokes: Full Buck Moon Jokes: Neil Armstrong used to tell really bad jokes about walking on the Moon. When nobody laughed he would follow with, “Ah well. I guess you had to be there.” (Walking Jokes
- Watermelon Jokes: When do you go at red and stop at green?… When you’re eating a watermelon. (Summer Jokes for Kids)
- July 16th Prime Day Jokes: What numbers absolutely love “Prime” Day?… 2,3,5,7,11,13,17,19,23,29,31,37,41,43,47,53,59,61,67,71,73,79,83,89, and 97 to name a few! (Math Jokes for Kids)
- Hurricane Jokes: What is the #1 requested song during a hurricane?… Gimme Shelter by the Rolling Stones. (365 Music Jokes)
- Do they have a 4th of July in England?…Yes. That’s how they get from the 3rd to the 5th. (4th of July Quiz)
- My wife and I just had a daughter and named her JuneJulyAugust… We call her Summer for short. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & Baby Jokes)
- July 20th: National Hot Dog Day Hot Dog Jokes for Kids: What did the hot dog say when it won a gold medal?… I’m a wiener! (Summer Olympic Jokes)
- July 21st: National Ice Cream Day Jokes: 2022 National Ice Cream Day Jokes: 22 Funny Ice Cream Jokes: What school do kids like to go to during the summer?… Sundae school – because of all the ice cream! (Jokes for the Last Day of School)
- July 21st: National Junk Food Day: National Junk Food Day Jokes: Candy Jokes: What kind of bear has no teeth?… A gummy bear!
- July 21st: July Full Moon Jokes
- July 21st: Buck Moon Jokes: Full Buck Moon Jokes
- July 21st: Full Moon Jokes
- Heat Wave Jokes: What is a surfer’s favorite kind of weather?… A heat wave. (Surfing Jokes)
- Heat Wave Jokes: What did the tide give on the hot day?… A heat wave. (Surfing Jokes)
- July 24th – July 31st Shark Jokes: Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a Chatham Great White Shark for biting all his limbs off?… He didn’t have a leg to stand on! (Cape Cod Jokes & Lawyer Jokes)
- What did the shark say to the marlin at prom?… Lookin’ Sharp. (Prom Jokes)
- If you thought swimming with dolphins was expensive, you should try swimming with sharks …. It cost me an arm and a leg! (Swimming Jokes & Dolphin Jokes)
- Where are sharks from?… Finland. (Geography Jokes)
- Heat Wave Jokes: What is a great CD for a heat waver?… Mercury Rising by Sting. (365 Music Jokes)
- August 2nd: National Ice Cream Sandwich Day: What kind of snack do you have during a scary movie?…. I scream (ice cream). (Field Trip Jokes for Kids & Ice Cream Jokes)
- August 3rd National Watermelon Day: Top 10 Watermelon Jokes: Why do watermelons have fancy weddings?… Because they cantaloupe. (Wedding Jokes)
- August 4th Top 10 Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes: My grandmother bakes chocolate chip cookies the fastest… It literally takes her nana-seconds. (Grandparent Jokes)
- Is today really August? …Or are Julying to me? (July Jokes)
- Top 10 August Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of a hurricane! (Hurricane Jokes)
- Top 10 Summer Olympics Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for in at the Summer Olympics in Paris? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
- Top 10 Back to School Jokes: On the first day of school, what did the teacher say her three favorite words were?… June, July & August. (Back to School Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
- Top 10 Hurricane Jokes: What did the Hurricane say to coast?… I have my eye on you. (Biology Jokes)
- Our sailing trip in Maine was going great… until we were capsized by Augusta wind. (Maine Jokes & Sailing Jokes)
- August 11th: Full Sturgeon Moon Jokes My favorite phase of the moon is croissant moon! (Croissant Jokes & Full Moon Jokes)
- August 12th World Elephant Day: Top 10 Elephant Jokes: Why were the swimming elephants thrown out of the Olympics?… Because they couldn’t keep their trunks up! (Summer Olympic Jokes)
- Don’t June know it’s August? (June Jokes)
- Looking for a hot date?… Pick any day in August, they don’t get much hotter than that! (Heat Wave Jokes)
- 101 Little League World Series Jokes: Teacher: Johnny, what are the last words of “The Star-Spangled Banner”?… Student: “Play ball”? (Flag Day Jokes for Kids)
- Everyone keeps posting about Mayweather, but I’m 99% sure it’s August. (Boxing Jokes)
- What do you call a snowman in August?… A puddle. (Christmas Jokes for Kids)
- Wow, it’s August 2020? This year flu by………………………. (Covid Jokes)
- The doctor has given me two months to live. I’ve chosen August and December, because I like summer but don’t want to miss Christmas. (Summer Jokes & Christmas Jokes)
- Me and my childhood crush are marrying next year… Hers is in January and mine in August! (Wedding Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
- 101 Little League World Series Jokes: What did the baseball glove say to the ball?…”Catch ya later!”
- My wife and I just had a daughter and named her JuneJulyAugust… We call her Summer for short. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & Baby Jokes)
- Don’t June know it’s August?… I can’t December. (December Jokes)
- Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind blew my homework away! (180 School Jokes)
- What did October say to August?… Wake me up when September ends! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & Music Jokes)
- Full Moon Jokes: Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy cow jump over the moon? (Cow Jokes & Candy Jokes)
- National Cinema Day:
- 101 Little League World Series Jokes: Why did the police officer go to the baseball game?… Someone stole second base! (Police Jokes for Kids)
- Knock! Knock!… Who is there?… Teddy!… Teddy who?… Teddy (today) is the first day of school! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
- Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go watch the Super Bowl! (Super Bowl Jokes)
- August Full Moon Jokes: Astronomers got tired after watching the Sturgeon Moon go around the earth for 24 hours… So they called it a day.
- January 1st: New Year’s Day Jokes 2024 New Year’s Day Jokes: 24 Funny New Year’s Day Jokes: What New Year’s Resolution should a basketball player never make?… To travel more… (365 Basketball Jokes)
- January 4th: National Spaghetti Day Jokes 2024 National Spaghetti Day Jokes: 24 Funny Spaghetti Jokes What do you call something that tastes like pasta, looks like pasta but isn’t pasta?… An impasta! (Pasta Jokes)
- January 5th: National Bird Day Jokes Top 10 Bird Jokes: What’s a good winter tip?… Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter. (Winter Jokes for Kids & Bird Jokes)
- What do a Christmas tree an out-going president have in common?… Both will be out in January.
- January 6th: When it gets to January, I’m going to overthrow the Government!… It’ll be my new year’s Revolution. (Social Studies Jokes & New Year’s Day Jokes)
- January 6th: Does anyone recall the guy in the superhero outfit at the Capitol on January 6th?… He was on the far right.
- Blizzard Jokes: 2024 Blizzard Jokes: 24 Funny Blizzard Jokes: Where is the best location for a Blizzard?…. Dairy Queen. (Ice Cream Jokes)
- January 8th Christmas was unlike any other during Covid. My gifts were delivered on January 8 instead of December 25. Santa was asked to quarantine for 14 days. (Covid Jokes)
- January 11th National Milk Day: Top 10 Milk Jokes: What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?… A MILK DUD! (Candy Jokes & Cow Jokes)
- Friday January 13th: Friday the 13th Jokes: What do get when you cross Jason Voorhees and a box of cherrios?… A cereal killer. (Cereal Jokes)
- January 15th National Bagel Day: Top 10 Bagel Jokes: What kind of bagel can fly?… A plain bagel. (Pilot Jokes)
- January 15th National Hat Day: Top 10 Hat Jokes: Why are hat jokes the hardest to understand?… Because they always go right over your head!
- January 16th Appreciate a Dragon Day: Why do dragons often sleep during the day?… So they can fight knights! (Knight Jokes & Dragon Jokes)
- What comes at the start of January?… “J.” (New Year’s Day Jokes & Grammar Jokes)
- January 18th Winnie the Pooh Day: Top 10 Winnie the Pooh Jokes: What’s Winnie’s favorite bird?… Christopher Robin. (Bird Jokes)
- January 19th: National Popcorn Day Jokes: Popcorn Jokes: What do you call a really high ranking snack?… A popcorn colonel. (Memorial Day Jokes & Veterans Day Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
- January 20th National Penguin Day: Why don’t you see any penguins in Britain?… Because they’re afraid of Wales! (World Geography Jokes & Whale Jokes)
- January 20th Inauguration Day: Top 10 Inauguration Jokes What’s Joe doing until January 20th?… BIDEN his time. (Inauguration Jokes)
- What did the triple jumper say to the track & field team on January 1st?… Hoppy New Year (365 Sports Jokes & Track & Field Jokes)
- Why is Jack Frost such a great 3-point shooter?… He freezes his followthrough. (Winter Jokes)
- January 23rd National Pie Day: Top 10 Pie Jokes What snack did the teacher in Maine give her students on the last day of school?… Whoopie Pi! (Jokes for the Last Day of School & Maine Jokes)
- January 24th: National Peanut Butter Day Jokes: Top 10 Peanut Butter Jokes Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?… I’m nut telling you. You might spread it!Why shouldn’t you kiss anyone on January 1st?… Because it’s only the first date. (New Year’s Day Jokes)
- Wolf Moon Jokes: Why did the werewolf go to the dressing room when she saw the full Wolf Moon?… She needed to change. (Halloween Jokes & Werewolf Jokes)
- Full Moon Jokes: Neil Armstrong used to tell really bad jokes about walking on the Moon. When nobody laughed he would follow with, “Ah well. I guess you had to be there.” (Walking Jokes)
- Friday the 13th: What do get when you cross Jason Voorhees and a box of cherrios?… A cereal killer. (Cereal Jokes)
- Who helped Cinderella with her New Year’s Resolutions?… Her Janufairy Godmother. (Cinderella Jokes)
- Student: Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: It’s may. Student: No, it’s January! (Teacher Jokes / January Jokes for Teachers / Grammar Jokes)
- What does a ghost say on Jan. 1?… Happy Boo Year! (Ghost Jokes & New Year’s Day Jokes)
- A historian, a journalist, and a political scientist walk into a bar on January 25, 1993…[Citation Needed]
- January 30th National Croissant Day Jokes Top 10 Croissant Jokes: Why are croissant jokes always funny?…… Because they never get mold!
- February 2nd Groundhog Day Jokes: 2024 Groundhog Day Jokes: 24 Funny Groundhog Day Jokes: Does anybody know any good Groundhog Day jokes?… I feel like I keep hearing the same ones over and over again. (February Jokes)
- February 7th: National Periodic Table Day Jokes: What do trees like to study in school?… Chemistree. (Tree Jokes) (Chemistry Jokes)
- February 9th National Pizza Day Jokes: What’s the difference between a pizza and our pizza jokes?… Our pizza jokes can’t be topped!
- February 11th Super Bowl Jokes: Super Bowl XLVIII: Super Bowl XLVIII: What is the most popular offensive football position for the Vegas Super Bowl?… the slot receiver.
- February 13th Mardi Gras Jokes 2024 Mardi Gras Jokes: What did one Mardi Gras bead say to the other?… “I think we’re going to get strung along all day.”
- Ash Wednesday Jokes: Why do Catholics always run marathons the day after Mardi Gras?… Because that’s when they fast!
- February 19th: Presidents’ Day Jokes 2024 Presidents’ Day Jokes: 24 Funny Presidents’ Day Jokes: Why do Americans choose just 2 people to run for president and 50 for Miss America? (Election Jokes)
- February 29th: Leap Day Jokes
- February 29th: Leap Year Jokes 2024 Leap Year Jokes: Top 24 Leap Year Jokes: I wasn’t going to celebrate Leap Year… but I decided to jump on the band wagon. (365 Music Jokes)
- Clean Prom Jokes 2024 Prom Jokes: 24 Funny Prom Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Alaska… Alaska who?… Alaska her to the prom if you think she will say yes. (Alaska Jokes)
- March 4th National Grammar Day: What do you call pizza, pop, and popcorn?… An alliterated lunch. (Pizza Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
- March 6th: National Oreo Cookie Day Jokes: 23 Funny Oreo Cookie Jokes What’s was the cookies favorite band?… OREO Speedwagon… (I heard it from a friend, who heard it from a friend…) (Music Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
- March 7th National Cereal Day Jokes: Cereal Jokes What is the #1 cereal for basketball players?… Dunkaroos. (365 Funny Basketball Jokes)
- March 9th National Meatball Day: In life, we should all aim to be like Italian meatballs… Well seasoned and well rounded.
- March 12th Daylight Savings Jokes: 2023 Daylight Savings Jokes: 23 Funny Daylight Saving Jokes: Boss: “You’re an hour late!” Guy who is about to invent daylight savings time: “Haven’t you heard?” (Labor Day Jokes)
- March 14th Pi Day Jokes: 2023 Pi Day Jokes: 23 Funny Pi Day Jokes: Statistics show that 3.14 percent of sailors are pi-rates. (Pirate Jokes)
- March 15th World Sleep Day Jokes: What are the two things your grandpa doesn’t like about you as a little boy?… Number 1 you don’t want to sleep in the afternoon. Number 2, you won’t let him take a nap either. (Grandparent Jokes)
- March 15th Ides of March Jokes: How are you celebrating the Ides of March?… Little Caesars! (Pizza Jokes)
- March 17th: St. Patrick’s Day Jokes: Knock Knock …. Who’s there? ….Irish!… Irish Who? …. Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day! (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
- March 20th World Frog Day Jokes: What is a frog’s favorite year?… Leap Year. (Leap Year Jokes)
- April 1st: April Fool’s Day Jokes:
- Clean Prom Jokes 2024 Prom Jokes: 24 Funny Prom Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Alaska… Alaska who?… Alaska her to the prom if you think she will say yes. (Alaska Jokes)
- April 6th: National Walking Day: Yesterday I was walking, and I was wondering why everyone always told me to look both ways before crossing a street… And then it hit me. (Walking Jokes)
- April 6th National Burrito Day: Burrito Jokes: I really like burritos… I could taco about them all day. (Taco Jokes)
- April 6th National Twinkie Day: What is “Twinkie the Kids” middle name?… THE!
- April 11th: National Pet Day Jokes: How did the little Scottish puppy feel when he saw a monster?… Terrier-fied! (Halloween Jokes)
- April 12th National Grilled Cheese Day Jokes: There’s that man in Utah that makes the grilled cheese sandwich all by himself… They call him the Provo Lone guy. (Utah Jokes)
- April 11th – 14th Masters Jokes: Hole #2 What do you get if you combine a fashion designer, dog lover, and lumberjack?… Pink Dogwood.
- April 18th: Patriots’ Day Jokes: What was the Patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War? … Chicken Catch-a-Tory!
- April 18th Boston Marathon Jokes: What is the #1 marathon for cardiologists?… The Boston Marathon. They love Heartbreak Hill.
- April 22nd: Earth Day Jokes: How do trees get on the internet?… They log in. (Arbor Day Jokes)
- Top 10 Opening Day Baseball Jokes: Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches! (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
- April 25th World Penguin Day: They are doing a new sequel to the movie “March of the Penguins.”… They are calling it “April of the Penguins!” (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & Movie Jokes))
- April 26th National Pretzel Day Jokes: What’s a pretzel’s favorite dance?… The twist. (Pretzel Day Jokes)
- NFL Draft Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the #1 pick in the most recent draft? (Canoe Jokes)
- April 29th: Arbor Day Jokes: What is a pirate’s favorite holiday?… AHRRRRR-bor Day! (Pirate Jokes for Kids)
- May 1st May Day Jokes:
- May 1st National Principal’s Day: Son: Dad there’s a small get together at school tomorrow, Father: Small get together? How small? Son: Only me…you…and the principal. (Dad Jokes)
- May 4th Kentucky Derby Jokes: In honor of the Kentucky Derby: Horse Racing is very romantic. The horse hugs the rail, the jockey puts his arms around the horse, and you kiss your money goodbye.
- May the 4th Be With You Jokes: 2024 May the 4th Be With You Jokes: Why did Anikin Walker cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side. (Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth Jokes)
- May 5th Cinco De Mayo Jokes: 2024 Cinco De Mayo Jokes: 24 Funny Cinco De Mayo Jokes:
- May 5th: Revenge of the Fifth Jokes: Why did Anikin Walker cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side. (Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth Jokes)
- May 6th – 10th Nurses Week: Top 10 Nurse Jokes: The nurse walked into the busy doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, the invisible man is here.” The doctor replied, “Sorry, I can’t see him.” (Biology Jokes for Kids & Nurse Jokes)
- May 12th Mother’s Day Jokes Top 10 Mother’s Day Jokes: What did the mother rope say to her child?…“Don’t be knotty.”
- May 13th: Apple Pie Day Jokes Top 10 Apple Pie Jokes: Why did the waitress say when Rick Astley asked to hurry up his order of apple pie and vanilla ice cream?… I”m never gonna run around and dessert you.” (Music Jokes & Dessert Jokes)
- May 15th: Chocolate Chip Cookie Day: When should you take a chocolate chip cookie to the doctor?… When it feels crummy.
- May 17th Bike to Work Day Jokes:
- May 18th International Astronomy Day: How do you memorialize the death of a planet?… You write an orbituary. (Memorial Day Jokes & Cemetery Jokes)
- May 20th World Bee Day Jokes: What is the smartest insect?… A spelling bee. (Bee Jokes)
- May 20th Preakness Stakes Jokes: What do you call a horse that can’t lose the Preakness?… Sherbet. (Ice Cream Jokes)
- May 20th Armed Forces Day: What is the ideal day to celebrate Armed Forces Day?… March forth! (March Jokes)
- May 23rd World Turtle Day Jokes: Top 10 Turtle Jokes: What do you get if cross a Turtle with a Giraffe?… A Turtle-Neck (Giraffe Jokes for Kids & Fall Jokes)
- May 28th: National Hamburger Day Jokes: What did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?…. Patty.
- May 29th Indy 500 Jokes: What don’t drivers eat before a big race?… In case they get indy-gestion.
- May 30th: Memorial Day Jokes for Kids: My great-grandfather fought with Napoleon, my grandfather fought with the French and my father fought with the Americans…. Your relatives couldn’t get along with anyone, could they? (Grandparent Jokes & Army Jokes)
- June 1st National Trails Day Jokes:
- June 3rd National Egg Day: I was going to tell you a joke about an egg but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be. (Egg Jokes
- June 4th National Cheese Day: What do you call cheese that is sad?… Blue cheese. (Psychology Jokes & Cheese Jokes)
- June 7th National Donut Day Jokes: National Donut Day Theme Song: “Donut stop believing!” (Music Jokes)
- June 8th World Oceans Day: What is the only question on the entrance exam to the U.S. Navy?… “Oh say, can you sea?” (Navy Jokes)