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- April 1st: April Fool’s Day Jokes:
- Clean Prom Jokes 2024 Prom Jokes: 24 Funny Prom Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Alaska… Alaska who?… Alaska her to the prom if you think she will say yes. (Alaska Jokes)
- April 6th: National Walking Day: Yesterday I was walking, and I was wondering why everyone always told me to look both ways before crossing a street… And then it hit me. (Walking Jokes)
- April 6th National Burrito Day: Burrito Jokes: I really like burritos… I could taco about them all day. (Taco Jokes)
- April 6th National Twinkie Day: What is “Twinkie the Kids” middle name?… THE!
- April 11th: National Pet Day Jokes: How did the little Scottish puppy feel when he saw a monster?… Terrier-fied! (Halloween Jokes)
- April 12th National Grilled Cheese Day Jokes: There’s that man in Utah that makes the grilled cheese sandwich all by himself… They call him the Provo Lone guy. (Utah Jokes)
- April 11th – 14th Masters Jokes: Hole #2 What do you get if you combine a fashion designer, dog lover, and lumberjack?… Pink Dogwood.
- April 18th: Patriots’ Day Jokes: What was the Patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War? … Chicken Catch-a-Tory!
- April 18th Boston Marathon Jokes: What is the #1 marathon for cardiologists?… The Boston Marathon. They love Heartbreak Hill.
- April 22nd: Earth Day Jokes: How do trees get on the internet?… They log in. (Arbor Day Jokes)
- Top 10 Opening Day Baseball Jokes: Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches! (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
- April 25th World Penguin Day: They are doing a new sequel to the movie “March of the Penguins.”… They are calling it “April of the Penguins!” (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & Movie Jokes))
- April 26th National Pretzel Day Jokes: What’s a pretzel’s favorite dance?… The twist. (Pretzel Day Jokes)
- NFL Draft Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the #1 pick in the most recent draft? (Canoe Jokes)
- April 29th: Arbor Day Jokes: What is a pirate’s favorite holiday?… AHRRRRR-bor Day! (Pirate Jokes for Kids)
- May 1st May Day Jokes:
- May 1st National Principal’s Day: Son: Dad there’s a small get together at school tomorrow, Father: Small get together? How small? Son: Only me…you…and the principal. (Dad Jokes)
- May the 4th Be With You Jokes: 2024 May the 4th Be With You Jokes: Why did Anikin Walker cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side. (Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth Jokes)
- Cinco De Mayo Jokes: 2024 Cinco De Mayo Jokes: 24 Funny Cinco De Mayo Jokes:
- January 1st: New Year’s Day Jokes 2024 New Year’s Day Jokes: 24 Funny New Year’s Day Jokes: What New Year’s Resolution should a basketball player never make?… To travel more… (365 Basketball Jokes)
- January 4th: National Spaghetti Day Jokes 2024 National Spaghetti Day Jokes: 24 Funny Spaghetti Jokes What do you call something that tastes like pasta, looks like pasta but isn’t pasta?… An impasta! (Pasta Jokes)
- January 5th: National Bird Day Jokes Top 10 Bird Jokes: What’s a good winter tip?… Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter. (Winter Jokes for Kids & Bird Jokes)
- What do a Christmas tree an out-going president have in common?… Both will be out in January.
- January 6th: When it gets to January, I’m going to overthrow the Government!… It’ll be my new year’s Revolution. (Social Studies Jokes & New Year’s Day Jokes)
- January 6th: Does anyone recall the guy in the superhero outfit at the Capitol on January 6th?… He was on the far right.
- Blizzard Jokes: 2024 Blizzard Jokes: 24 Funny Blizzard Jokes: Where is the best location for a Blizzard?…. Dairy Queen. (Ice Cream Jokes)
- January 8th Christmas was unlike any other during Covid. My gifts were delivered on January 8 instead of December 25. Santa was asked to quarantine for 14 days. (Covid Jokes)
- January 11th National Milk Day: Top 10 Milk Jokes: What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?… A MILK DUD! (Candy Jokes & Cow Jokes)
- Friday January 13th: Friday the 13th Jokes: What do get when you cross Jason Voorhees and a box of cherrios?… A cereal killer. (Cereal Jokes)
- January 15th National Bagel Day: Top 10 Bagel Jokes: What kind of bagel can fly?… A plain bagel. (Pilot Jokes)
- January 15th National Hat Day: Top 10 Hat Jokes: Why are hat jokes the hardest to understand?… Because they always go right over your head!
- January 16th Appreciate a Dragon Day: Why do dragons often sleep during the day?… So they can fight knights! (Knight Jokes & Dragon Jokes)
- What comes at the start of January?… “J.” (New Year’s Day Jokes & Grammar Jokes)
- January 18th Winnie the Pooh Day: Top 10 Winnie the Pooh Jokes: What’s Winnie’s favorite bird?… Christopher Robin. (Bird Jokes)
- January 19th: National Popcorn Day Jokes: Popcorn Jokes: What do you call a really high ranking snack?… A popcorn colonel. (Memorial Day Jokes & Veterans Day Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
- January 20th National Penguin Day: Why don’t you see any penguins in Britain?… Because they’re afraid of Wales! (World Geography Jokes & Whale Jokes)
- January 20th Inauguration Day: Top 10 Inauguration Jokes What’s Joe doing until January 20th?… BIDEN his time. (Inauguration Jokes)
- What did the triple jumper say to the track & field team on January 1st?… Hoppy New Year (365 Sports Jokes & Track & Field Jokes)
- Why is Jack Frost such a great 3-point shooter?… He freezes his followthrough. (Winter Jokes)
- January 23rd National Pie Day: Top 10 Pie Jokes What snack did the teacher in Maine give her students on the last day of school?… Whoopie Pi! (Jokes for the Last Day of School & Maine Jokes)
- January 24th: National Peanut Butter Day Jokes: Top 10 Peanut Butter Jokes Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?… I’m nut telling you. You might spread it!Why shouldn’t you kiss anyone on January 1st?… Because it’s only the first date. (New Year’s Day Jokes)
- Wolf Moon Jokes: Why did the werewolf go to the dressing room when she saw the full Wolf Moon?… She needed to change. (Halloween Jokes & Werewolf Jokes)
- Full Moon Jokes: Neil Armstrong used to tell really bad jokes about walking on the Moon. When nobody laughed he would follow with, “Ah well. I guess you had to be there.” (Walking Jokes)
- Friday the 13th: What do get when you cross Jason Voorhees and a box of cherrios?… A cereal killer. (Cereal Jokes)
- Who helped Cinderella with her New Year’s Resolutions?… Her Janufairy Godmother. (Cinderella Jokes)
- Student: Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: It’s may. Student: No, it’s January! (Teacher Jokes / January Jokes for Teachers / Grammar Jokes)
- What does a ghost say on Jan. 1?… Happy Boo Year! (Ghost Jokes & New Year’s Day Jokes)
- A historian, a journalist, and a political scientist walk into a bar on January 25, 1993…[Citation Needed]
- January 30th National Croissant Day Jokes Top 10 Croissant Jokes: Why are croissant jokes always funny?…… Because they never get mold!
- February 2nd Groundhog Day Jokes: 2024 Groundhog Day Jokes: 24 Funny Groundhog Day Jokes: Does anybody know any good Groundhog Day jokes?… I feel like I keep hearing the same ones over and over again. (February Jokes)
- February 7th: National Periodic Table Day Jokes: What do trees like to study in school?… Chemistree. (Tree Jokes) (Chemistry Jokes)
- February 9th National Pizza Day Jokes: What’s the difference between a pizza and our pizza jokes?… Our pizza jokes can’t be topped!
- February 11th Super Bowl Jokes: Super Bowl XLVIII: Super Bowl XLVIII: What is the most popular offensive football position for the Vegas Super Bowl?… the slot receiver.
- February 13th Mardi Gras Jokes 2024 Mardi Gras Jokes: What did one Mardi Gras bead say to the other?… “I think we’re going to get strung along all day.”
- Ash Wednesday Jokes: Why do Catholics always run marathons the day after Mardi Gras?… Because that’s when they fast!
- February 19th: Presidents’ Day Jokes 2024 Presidents’ Day Jokes: 24 Funny Presidents’ Day Jokes: Why do Americans choose just 2 people to run for president and 50 for Miss America? (Election Jokes)
- February 29th: Leap Day Jokes
- February 29th: Leap Year Jokes 2024 Leap Year Jokes: Top 24 Leap Year Jokes: I wasn’t going to celebrate Leap Year… but I decided to jump on the band wagon. (365 Music Jokes)
- Clean Prom Jokes 2024 Prom Jokes: 24 Funny Prom Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Alaska… Alaska who?… Alaska her to the prom if you think she will say yes. (Alaska Jokes)
- March 4th National Grammar Day: What do you call pizza, pop, and popcorn?… An alliterated lunch. (Pizza Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
- March 6th: National Oreo Cookie Day Jokes: 23 Funny Oreo Cookie Jokes What’s was the cookies favorite band?… OREO Speedwagon… (I heard it from a friend, who heard it from a friend…) (Music Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
- March 7th National Cereal Day Jokes: Cereal Jokes What is the #1 cereal for basketball players?… Dunkaroos. (365 Funny Basketball Jokes)
- March 9th National Meatball Day: In life, we should all aim to be like Italian meatballs… Well seasoned and well rounded.
- March 12th Daylight Savings Jokes: 2023 Daylight Savings Jokes: 23 Funny Daylight Saving Jokes: Boss: “You’re an hour late!” Guy who is about to invent daylight savings time: “Haven’t you heard?” (Labor Day Jokes)
- March 14th Pi Day Jokes: 2023 Pi Day Jokes: 23 Funny Pi Day Jokes: Statistics show that 3.14 percent of sailors are pi-rates. (Pirate Jokes)
- March 15th World Sleep Day Jokes: What are the two things your grandpa doesn’t like about you as a little boy?… Number 1 you don’t want to sleep in the afternoon. Number 2, you won’t let him take a nap either. (Grandparent Jokes)
- March 15th Ides of March Jokes: How are you celebrating the Ides of March?… Little Caesars! (Pizza Jokes)
- March 17th: St. Patrick’s Day Jokes: Knock Knock …. Who’s there? ….Irish!… Irish Who? …. Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day! (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
- March 20th World Frog Day Jokes: What is a frog’s favorite year?… Leap Year. (Leap Year Jokes)