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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Mardi Gras jokes.
  2. What did one Mardi Gras bead say to the other?… “I think we’re going to get strung along all day.”
  3. Did you hear about a photographer who only takes pics of girls at Mardi Gras?… Guess you can say that he’s into Flash photography.
  4. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me how to get beads at Mardi Gras?
  5. Have you read the JK Rowling book about Mardi Gras?…  It’s called “Fantastic Beads and Where To Find Them.” (Harry Potter Jokes & Book Jokes)
  6. If Emma Watson made a movie about Mardi Gras, I bet you it would be called “Beauty and the Beads.” (Disney Jokes)
  7. I love Mardi Gras with every bead of my heart.
  8. What did Caesar eat at the Mardi Gras?… Etouffee. (Ides of March Jokes)
  9. What do you call a hamburger covered in beads?…  A French Quarter pounder. (Hamburger Jokes)
  10. When is the best time to buy clothing?… Mardi Gras… All shirts are half off. (Black Friday Jokes)
  11. Fat Tuesday? Guys are such jerks. Tuesday just has a thyroid problem. (Doctor Jokes)
  12. What can you expect from the FEMA float at Mardi Gras this year?… No one knows, it’s not expected ’til labor day! (Labor Day Jokes)
  13. What’s the problem with jogging during Mardi Gras?…  The ice falls out of your drinks! (Track and Field Jokes)
  14. What do you call a Mardi Gras dance for ghosts?… A booooo-gie! (Ghost Jokes)
  15. Fat Tuesday is just a Tuesday that hasn’t learned about portion control.
  16. What do you call a Presidents’ Day parade with a Mardi Gras theme?… A krewe-sade of presidential masks! (Presidents Day Jokes)
  17. I used to go out drinking on Mardi Gras… Now I watch YouTube videos on how to correctly cut open a mango.
  18. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Orange… Orange who?… Orange you glad it’s Mardi Gras?
  19. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Lettuce… Lettuce who?… Lettuce celebrate Mardi Gras with some beads and king cake! (Cake Jokes)
  20. What is the playing surface of the New Orleans Superdome called?… Mardi grass. (NFL Jokes)
  21. How did the French man feel on Tuesday?… Mardi. (World Geography Jokes)
  22. I always remember when Fat Tuesday is… It’s the day before “Diet Wednesday.”
  23. What do you call a Mardi Gras parade that’s running out of beads?… A tragedy!
  24. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Mardi Gras?