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- Super Bowl XLVIII: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Howa… Howa who?… How about them Chiefs? (Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes)
- What do call a 49’s fan holding a bottle of champagne after Super Bowl XLVII… A waiter.
- Super Bowl XLVIII: Where are the archers betting on in Super Bowl XLVIII?… the Kansas City Chiefs. Their home field is Arrowhead Stadium. (Super Bowl Jokes)
- Super Bowl LIX: What company owns the rights to Super Bowl 59?… NetfLIX
- Super Bowl XLV: Tom Brady is a very polarizing sports figure. On one hand, he has FIVE super bowl rings…. But on the other hand, he has two.
- Super Bowl LI: The last time a group of New Englanders destroyed Atlanta this badly… Sherman marched to the sea! (Civil War Jokes / New England Jokes / Georgia Jokes)
- Tom Brady originally offered that MVP Chevy Colorado to Pete Carroll… …however, Carroll said “I’ll pass.” (Colorado Jokes)
- Super Bowl XLVIII: What’s the difference between Super Bowl quarterback Patrick Mahomes and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap. (Napping Jokes & Baby Jokes)
- Super Bowl XLVIII: What did Mahomes say when he heard who was performing the Super Bowl halftime show?… YEAH! YEAH! I used to listen to his music in the club with Mahomies! (365 Music Jokes)
- Super Bowl XLVIII: Can someone Usher me to the stage for the Super Bowl Halftime Show? (365 Music Jokes)
- Super Bowl XLVIII: What’s the difference between Super Bowl quarterback Brock Purdy and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap. (Napping Jokes & Baby Jokes)
- Super Bowl XLVIII: What is the most popular offensive football position for the Vegas Super Bowl?… the slot receiver. (Nevada Jokes)
- Where’s the best place to watch the Raiders in the Super bowl?… The History Channel. (NFL Jokes & Super Bowl Jokes)
- Super Bowl XLVII: What does Rihanna say when she doesn’t approve of Super Bowl commercials?… “Oh nah nah!”
- Super Bowl XLVIII: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Howa… Howa who?… How about Taylor Swift dating Travis Kelce? (Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes)
- Super Bowl XLVII: Which artist could have had a bigger performance than Rihanna at the Super Bowl?… A Rihanna Grande. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
- Super Bowl XLVIII: Which 49ers player always gets the most dates?… Brock, he’s real Purdy!
- Super Bowl XLVIII: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Howa… Howa who?… How about Travis Kelce dating Taylor Swift? (Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes)
- What’s the difference between a Super Bowl quarterback and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap. (Napping Jokes & Baby Jokes)
- Super Bowl XLVIII: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Howa… Howa who?… How about all the Taylor Swift fans watching the Super Bowl this year? (Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes)
- Super Bowl XLVIII: Which 49ers player does Travis Kelce need to worry about stealing Taylor Swift’s affections?… Definitely number 13, Brock. He is Purdy! (365 Music Jokes)
- Super Bowl XLVIII: What does Samuel shout to Purdy during every play of the game?… Pass me Dee-ball!
- I just don’t understand why everyone is making such a big deal about Eminem kneeling at the Super Bowl… He literally said his knees were weak like 2 minutes earlier… (365 Music Jokes)
- Tom Brady retired, but he does so as the GOAT, with 7 Super Bowls, but more importantly, he’s 5x better than Nickelback. …he’s a quarterback. (365 Music Jokes)
- Where is an archers favorite NFL stadium?… Arrowhead Stadium. Home of the Kansas City Chiefs. (Super Bowl Jokes)
- Who is an archers favorite NFL team?… The Kansas City Chiefs. They play at Arrowhead Stadium.
- What is Super Bowl Quarterback Joe Burrow’s favorite holiday?… Ground Hog Day! (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
- Super Bowl XLV:“I told him, we are not discussing changing our city’s name until he brings home that Lombardi Trophy. So Tom and I will have that discussion in due time. Yes, we will talk about that, changing ‘Tampa,’ since we are becoming a title town, to ‘Tompa Bay.’ We’ll have those discussions.” Tampa Mayor Jane Castor (Florida Jokes & Election Jokes)
- Super Bowl XLV: Should Tampa Bay be called Champ a Bay? (Florida Jokes)
- Super Bowl LIII One of the LOWEST POINTS of my life. (Psychology Jokes)
- How do they hire Super Bowl referees?… With stilts. (Labor Day Jokes)
- What do you call a Super Bowl lineman’s kids?… Chips off the old blocker. (Father’s Day Jokes & Dad Jokes)
- A man is attending the Super Bowl, when he notices an empty seat. Thinking this to be strange, the man asks the person sitting next to the empty seat if he knows who sits there. The guy replies: Well, I bought two tickets for my wife and I a long time ago, but she passed away. So the man asks: Couldn’t you have brought someone else? “They’re all at the funeral.” (Cemetery Jokes)
- What do call a 49’s fan holding a bottle of champagne after Super Bowl XLVII… A waiter.
- What’s the difference between the losing Super Bowl team’s fan and a baby?… A baby will stop whining eventually.
- Super Bowl XLVIII: What did Christian say when he was tackled during the Super Bowl?… McCaff REALLY hurts!
- Super Bowl XLVIII: Why does Travis Kelce listen to music on his phone before every football game?… Because he broke all the records!
- Super Bowl XLVIII: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Howa… Howa who?… How about Taylor Swift attending the Super Bowl?
- Super Bowl XLVIII: Why does Purdy always feel safe in the pocket?… Because he Banks on the fact that Aaron will always get his quarterback!
- Super Bowl XLVIII: Did you hear about how Mahomes almost got tackled during the last play of the Super Bowl?… Thankfully, he was saved by the Bell!
- Super Bowl XLVIII: What did Purdy say to Brandon during the last play of the Super Bowl?… Aiyuk gonna catch this ball? If not, Samuel will!
- Did you hear the jokes about the game winning Super Bowl LV! touchdown?… It crosses the line.
- Super Bowl LIII: I guess the Rams ended the Super Bowl the way they ended the season. 13-3.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?…Hans…Hans who?… Hans to the face is a penalty. (Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes)
- Knock, Knock.. Who’s there?… Iowa… Iowa who?… Iowa little money to my bookie. I lost a Super Bowl bet
- Middle School Student learning Roman numerals: Teacher, when are we going to use any of this in real life? Teacher: Only once a year at Super Bowl time. (Middle School Jokes)
- Why was the Super Bowl receiver nicknamed “Bad News?”… Because bad news travels fast.
- Why can’t Mahomes call his momma after the Super Bowl?… No reception.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Flip… Flip who?… Flip the Super Bowl coin!
- Super Bowl XLIX: “Hey, Seattle, wanna win the Super Bowl?” “No, thanks. We’ll pass.” (Washington Jokes)
- What do the losing Super Bowl team and the mailman have in common?… Neither deliver on Sunday night. (Mailman Jokes)
- What Super Bowl play should you be suspicious of?… The quarterback sneak. (Police Jokes)
- The Patriots aren’t going to the Super Bowl this year… I’m deflated. (New England Jokes & Massachusetts Jokes)
- What do the winning Super Bowl team, Karl Malone, and the mailman have in common?… They always deliver. (Mailman Jokes & Basketball Jokes)
- Super Bowl LIII Halftime Score: At halftime it’s Maroon 5 Patriots 3 Rams 0! (Music Jokes)
- I told my son that the Super Bowl is next week. He said, “Cool! I wanna watch!” I said, “Why? Your cell phone tells time.” (Daylight Savings Jokes)
- What did the Super Bowl receiver say to the football before the big game?… Catch you later.
- Why will all of the referees check their voicemail immediately after the Super Bowl?… So they can hear someone say “no missed calls.”
- Why can’t losing Super Bowl quarterback use the phone anymore?… Because he can’t find the receiver.
- Where’s the best place to watch the Raiders in the Super bowl?… The History Channel. (Social Studies Jokes)
- Why do field goal kickers bring string to the Super Bowl?… Just in case they need to tie the score.
- How is the bad economy affecting the Super Bowl?… Instead of a coin toss they are now going to play rock, paper, scissors!
- Can Super Bowl players can jump higher than the goal posts?… Yes, field goal posts can’t jump!
- What dessert do they serve at the Super Bowl?… Sundays. (Ice Cream Jokes & Dessert Jokes)
- Super Bowl LI: You know, I don’t find the Super Bowl LI win all that historic… After all, this isn’t the first time Atlanta was burned by the North. (Civil War Jokes / New England Jokes / Georgia Jokes)
- Time to huddle…around the chip bowl.
- Fantasy football is you thinking your team has a chance to win the Super Bowl.
- Why don’t football players wear glasses?… Because football is a contact sport!
- We may not get a Super Bowl ring… but we’ve got onion rings.
- When is a Super Bowl football player like a judge?… When he sits on the bench. (Lawyer Jokes)
- Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go watch the Super Bowl! (August Jokes & Super Bowl Knock Knock Jokes)
- A guy wins a free ticket to the Super Bowl and so he’s very excited. However, he’s not so excited when he gets there and realizes his seat’s in the back of the stadium. So he looks around him for a better seat, and to his surprise he finds an empty seat right next to the field. He approaches the older guy who’s sitting in the seat next to the empty one and asks if the seat is taken. The man replies, “No.” The young guy is very surprised to hear this and asks, “How could someone pass up a seat like this?” The older guy replies, “It’s my wife’s seat. We’ve been to every Super Bowl together since the day we were married but she’s passed away.” “Oh, how sad,” the young guy says, taken aback. “I’m sorry to hear that, but couldn’t you find a friend or relative to come with you?” “No,” the man replies, “They’re all at the funeral.” (Cemetery Jokes)
- We will never see Super Bowl LIVE… E is not a Roman Numeral. (Math Jokes for Teachers & Grammar Jokes)
- The only penalty I know is double-dipping.
- Super Bowl Episode 50: Peyton Strikes Back.
- What did the Super Bowl coach say to the broken vending machine?… Give me my quarterback!
- Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Super Bowl?… Because he had no body to go with. (Halloween Jokes & Skeleton Jokes)