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  1. My favorite phase of the Sturgeon moon is the croissant moon! (Croissant Jokes)
  2. Why wasn’t the Sturgeon Moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
  3. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy cow jump over the Sturgeon Moon? (Cow Jokes & Candy Jokes)
  4. Did you hear about the hot dog stand on the Sturgeon Moon… The hot dogs were out of this world, but there was absolutely no atmosphere. (Hot Dog Jokes)
  5. Astronomers got tired after watching the Sturgeon Moon go around the earth for 24 hours… So they called it a day.
  6. Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the Sturgeon Moon?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
  7. Neil Armstrong used to tell really bad jokes about walking on the Moon. When nobody laughed he would follow with, “Ah well. I guess you had to be there.”