2023 Pi Day Jokes: 23 Funny Pi Day Jokes

by | Mar 8, 2023 | careers, Dads, Education, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. Statistics show that 3.14 percent of sailors are pi-rates. (Pirate Jokes)
  2. The mathematician says, “Pi r squared.” The baker replies, “No, pies are round. Cakes are square.”
  3. What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?… Pi! (Pie Jokes)
  4. Why should you never talk to pi?… Because he’ll just go on forever.
  5. Simple as 3.141592…
  6. How many pastry chefs does it take to make a pie?… 3.14. (Dessert Jokes)
  7. Pi had its driver’s license revoked because it didn’t know when to stop. (Car Jokes)
  8. Don’t let advanced math intimidate you!… It’s as easy as pi!
  9. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s table was Sir Cumference. He ate too much pi. (Knight Jokes & Pie Jokes)
  10. Just saw American Pi. I gave it a rating of 3.14. (Movie Jokes)
  11. What is the official animal of Pi Day?… The pi-thon. (Snake Jokes)
  12. The worst thing about getting hit in the face with pi is that it never ends. (Pie Jokes)
  13. What did pi say to its partner?… Stop being so irrational. (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  14. What’s the best way to visualize infinity?… With a pi chart! Geometry Jokes
  15. Why isn’t pi on Twitter?… Even 280 characters isn’t enough to express itself.
  16. What do you get when you cut a jack-o’-lantern by its diameter?… Pumpkin pi. (Pumpkin Jokes)
  17. Having an argument with pi just goes around in circles. (Geometry Jokes)
  18. What is 1.57?… Half a pie.
  19. What’s the ideal way to serve pi?… A la mode! Anything less is mean. (Pie Jokes & Ice Cream Jokes)
  20. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?… He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
  21. Come to the nerd side. We have pi.
  22. How many calories are there in that slice of chocolate pi?… Approximately 3.14. (Pie Jokes)
  23. Remember not to eat too much pi—it will give you a large circumference. (Pie Jokes & Geometry Jokes)