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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best prom jokes.
- Students going to prom: Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Dewey….Dewey who?… Dewey have to take a breathalizer? (Police Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Alaska… Alaska who?… Alaska her to the prom if you think she will say yes. (Alaska Jokes)
- What month should you never ask to the Prom?… “NO” vember! (November Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you leave for the prom, don’t forget the flowers! (Flower Jokes)
- What does an APUSH student talk about during prom?… The good old days! (U.S. History Jokes)
- Never bring a girl named Autumn to the prom… because she’ll leave you. (Homecoming Jokes)
- Which one of Santa’s reindeer has the best moves at the reindeer prom?… Dancer! (Reindeer Jokes & Dance Jokes)
- Why did the girl turn down the invisible man?… Cause she just couldn’t see going to prom with him! (Super Hero Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys, who?… Gladys prom night! (Summer Jokes)
- What school teaches a student how to greet a date’s parents on prom night?… Hi School. (High School Jokes)
- What did the band member use before going to the prom?… A tuba toothpaste! (Music Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
- Who do high school basketball centers like to dance to at the prom?… POST Malone. (Basketball Jokes)
- Why do archaeologists always get invited to prom?… Because they will “date any old thing.” (Archaeology Jokes)
- Why didn’t the skeleton go to the prom?… He had no body to go with. (Skeleton Jokes)
- What does a volleyball player do at prom?… Spike the punch. (Volleyball Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Justin… Justin who?…. Just in time for the 1st dance at the prom! (Dance Jokes)
- A student goes to the tuxedo shop, there’s a long line…. He goes to the limousine shop, there’s a long line… When prom rolls around, he goes to get a drink, but there’s no punch line. (Car Jokes)
- Why did the orange take a prune to prom?… Because he couldn’t find a date! (California Jokes & Florida Jokes)
- What does this joke and an overcrowded prom have in common?… One really bad punch line. (Dad Jokes)
- My son didn’t expect me to pay for his share of the prom night limo rental, but he asked me anyway… It was a bit of a stretch. (Dad Jokes & Car Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Orange… Orange who?… Orange you glad it’s prom night?
- What is the dress code at a pasta prom?… Bowtie. (Pasta Jokes)
- I went to an ocean themed prom party… It was a whale of a time. (Whale Jokes)