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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best prom jokes.
  2. Students going to prom: Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Dewey….Dewey who?… Dewey have to take a breathalizer? (Police Jokes)
  3. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Alaska… Alaska who?… Alaska her to the prom if you think she will say yes. (Alaska Jokes)
  4. What month should you never ask to the Prom?… “NO” vember! (November Jokes)
  5. Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you leave for the prom, don’t forget the flowers! (Flower Jokes)  
  6. What does an APUSH student talk about during prom?… The good old days! (U.S. History Jokes)
  7. Never bring a girl named Autumn to the prom… because she’ll leave you. (Homecoming Jokes)
  8. Which one of Santa’s reindeer has the best moves at the reindeer prom?… Dancer! (Reindeer Jokes & Dance Jokes)
  9. Why did the girl turn down the invisible man?… Cause she just couldn’t see going to prom with him! (Super Hero Jokes)
  10. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys, who?… Gladys prom night! (Summer Jokes)
  11. What school teaches a student how to greet a date’s parents on prom night?… Hi School. (High School Jokes)
  12. What did the band member use before going to the prom?… A tuba toothpaste! (Music Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
  13. Who do high school basketball centers like to dance to at the prom?… POST Malone. (Basketball Jokes)
  14. Why do archaeologists always get invited to prom?… Because they will “date any old thing.” (Archaeology Jokes)
  15. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the prom?… He had no body to go with. (Skeleton Jokes)
  16. What does a volleyball player do at prom?… Spike the punch. (Volleyball Jokes)
  17. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Justin… Justin who?…. Just in time for the 1st dance at the prom! (Dance Jokes)
  18. A student goes to the tuxedo shop, there’s a long line…. He goes to the limousine shop, there’s a long line… When prom rolls around, he goes to get a drink, but there’s no punch line. (Car Jokes)
  19. Why did the orange take a prune to prom?… Because he couldn’t find a date! (California Jokes & Florida Jokes)
  20. What does this joke and an overcrowded prom have in common?… One really bad punch line. (Dad Jokes)
  21. My son didn’t expect me to pay for his share of the prom night limo rental, but he asked me anyway… It was a bit of a stretch. (Dad Jokes & Car Jokes)
  22. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Orange… Orange who?… Orange you glad it’s prom night?
  23. What is the dress code at a pasta prom?… Bowtie. (Pasta Jokes)
  24. I went to an ocean themed prom party… It was a whale of a time. (Whale Jokes)