Preakness Stakes Jokes

by | May 9, 2023 | Dads, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Preakness Stakes jokes.
  2. In honor of the Preakness Stakes: Horse Racing is very romantic. The horse hugs the rail, the jockey puts his arms around the horse, and you kiss your money goodbye. (Maryland Jokes) 
  3. What sporting event does the British Royal Family always follow?… The Preakness. It is part of the Triple Crown. (Triple Crown Jokes)
  4. What do you call the woman who always gets in a fight at the Preakness Stakes?… Black-Eyed Susan. (Flower Jokes)
  5. My wife and I got married on the same day as the Preakness Stakes. I remember it because I was considering betting my life’s savings on this one Filly. … I also considered putting money on the Preakness! (Wedding Jokes)
  6. What do you call a horse that can’t lose the Preakness?… Sherbet. (Ice Cream Jokes)
  7. What did the teacher say when the Preakness Stakes horse walked into her class?… “Why the long face?” (Jokes for Teachers)
  8. The winner of the Preakness has been invited to the White House. The stallion declined, stating: “If I wanted to look at a horse’s ass, I would’ve come in second.” (Election Jokes)
  9. A horse named “Needle and Thread” is running away with the Preakness Stakes horse race what did the announcer say?… “I think he’s got this race all sewn up.”
  10. Where do Preakness horses get their hair done?… Maine. (Maine Jokes & Barber Jokes)
  11. When do vampires like the Preakness?… When it’s neck and neck. (Vampire Jokes)
  12. How does a Preakness Stakes horse greet another horse?…With Maryland Horspitality! (Maryland Jokes) 
  13. What Maryland horse race do butchers love?… The Preakness “Stakes!” (Maryland Jokes) 
  14. What did one Preakness horse say to the other horse?… The pace is familiar but I can’t remember the mane.
  15. What kind of bread does a Preakness horse eat?… Thoroughbred. (Bread Jokes)
  16. What May horse race do butchers love?… The Preakness “Stakes!”
  17. Did you hear about the horse with the negative attitude?… She always said Neigh.
  18. What Triple Crown horse race do butchers love?… The Preakness “Stakes!” (Triple Crown Jokes)
  19. What do Preakness horses eat?… Fast Food. (Fast Food Jokes)
  20. What did the Preakness Stakes waiter say to the race horse?… I can’t take your order. That’s not my stable.
  21. What do you call a well balanced Preakness Stakes horse?… Stable.
  22. Why are most Preakness horses in shape?… Because they are on a stable diet.
  23. What is a retired race horse’s favorite sport?… Stable Tennis. (Retirement Jokes)
  24. Where do colts go when they’re sick?… The horsepital! (Doctor Jokes)
  25. Where do race horses shop?… Old Neigh-vy! (Black Friday Jokes)
  26. Why are jockeys so skinny?… Because they only eat Seabiscuits and tea. (Tea Jokes)
  27. Why don’t racehorses wear underwear?… Because it rides up on them!
  28. I call my son Seabiscuit because all he does is horse around. (Dad Jokes)
  29. A dog is man’s best friend, especially after you lose money on a horse. (Dog Jokes)
  30. What did the retired Preakness horse say when it fell?… “I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!” (Retirement Jokes)
  31. How do you make a small fortune in the horse industry?… Start with a large fortune.
  32. What do you call a scary horse?… A nightmare! (Napping Jokes)
  33. What type of apple does a horse like to eat?… A Macintosh. (Computer Jokes)
  34. How did the cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay for three days, and ride out on Friday?… His horse’s name was Friday! (Friday Jokes)
  35. Are you a Preakness Stakes race horse?… Yay or neigh?
  36. Are you watching the Preakness Stakes?… Yay or neigh?
  37. What do you call a race horse with the negative altitude?… Neigh!
  38. What did the momma say to the foal?… Its pasture your bedtime. (Mother’s Day Jokes)
  39. What’s the quickest way to get mail a Preakness horse?… Use the Pony Express. (Mailman Jokes)
  40. What do you get if you cross a horse with a bee?… Neigh buzz. (Bee Jokes)
  41. Where do you put two horses that just broke up?… In the pasture.
  42. What kind of horses go out after dusk?… Nightmares! (Napping Jokes)
  43. Why was the horse naked?… Because the jockey fell off.
  44. What kind of horse likes to be ridden at night?… A nightmare! (Napping Jokes)
  45. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Kentucky Derby?
  46. What gets a jockey drunk at the bar?… A furlong island ice tea. (Beer Jokes)
  47. They call the Preakness the fastest two minutes in sports… But they clearly haven’t seen me start, then quit, a 5K. (Track and Field Jokes)
  48. What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?… A tale of WHOA! (Book Jokes)
  49. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Kentucky Derby knock-knock joke?
  50. Why are race horses in shape?… Because they are on a stable diet.
  51. What do you call a race horse with only 2 legs?… Goody two-shoes.
  52. What do race horses eat?… Fast Food. (Fast Food Jokes)
  53. What did the Preakness horse say when it fell?… “I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”
  54. I hate to beat a dead horse, but If I’ve got enough money in the Kentucky Derby… you better believe I’ll do what’s necessary.
  55. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Kentucky Derby knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  56. Person #1: “Your mare – what breed is it?” Person #2: “No clue, but it beat the winner of this year’s Preakness.” “Why wasn’t it entered for the Triple Crown?” “Problem is, it gallops only at night. Snoozes in the daytime.” “Tsk tsk tsk… a nightmare.” (Napping Jokes)
  57. What’s the best kind of car to use in a demolition derby?… Dodge. (Car Jokes)
  58. Why was the driver fired from the demolition derby?… He was accused of wreckless driving. (Car Jokes)
  59. What type of a computer does a horse like to eat?… A Macintosh.
  60. What sporting event does a king always follow?… The Preakness. It is part of the Triple Crown. (Preakness Jokes)
  61. What sporting event does a queen always follow?… The Preakness. It is part of the Triple Crown. (Preakness Jokes)