Top 2024 Jokes

January 1st: 2024 New Year’s Day Jokes

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about New Year’s Day.
  2. What do cows say on Jan. 1?… “Happy Moo New Year!”
  3. What does the Easter Bunny say on New Year’s Day?…. Hoppy New Year! (Easter Jokes)
  4. Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up for New Year’s. Middle age is when you’re forced to.
  5. January 1st: Top 10 New Year’s Day Jokes: What comes at the start of January?… “J.” (January Jokes)
  6. What was the first thing said on January 1, 2021… Hindsight is 2020. (January Jokes)
  7. My New Year’s resolution was to drop my bad habits… but no one likes a quitter.
  8. When it gets to January, I’m going to overthrow the Government!… It’ll be my New Year’s Revolution. (Social Studies Jokes & New Year’s Day Jokes)
  9. What does a ghost say on January 1st?… “Happy Boo Year!” (Ghost Jokes)
  10. What does a jeweler do on January 1st?… Ring in the New Year.
  11. What do you call someone named Stephen on Dec. 31?… New Year’s Steve!
  12. January 1st: Top 10 New Year’s Day Jokes: What New Year’s Resolution should a basketball player never make?… To travel more… (365 Basketball Jokes)
  13. What is corn’s favorite holiday?… New Ears Eve. Corn Jokes)
  14. Knock knock... Who’s there?… Abbey... Abbey who?… Abbey New Year! (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes & New Year’s Eve Jokes)
  15. What do criminals pay on Jan. 1?… New Year’s restitution.
  16. I’ve done a lot of stupid stuff in my life, but at least I’ve never signed up at the gym in January. (January Jokes)
  17. Where can you practice multiplication tables on New Year’s Day?… Times Square.
  18. An iPhone and a firework were arrested on New Year’s Day. One was charged and the other was let off.
  19. Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Razor… Razor who?… Razor glass and toast to a Happy New Year.
  20. I love when they drop the ball in Times Square… It’s a nice reminder of what I did all year.
  21. Are you ready for the most famous countdown of the whole world? New Years is coming! And 10, 9, 8, …. 3, 2, 1…. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! (Math Jokes for Teachers & New Year’s Eve Jokes)
  22. Why shouldn’t you kiss anyone on January 1st?… Because it’s only the first date. (January Jokes)
  23. What do New Year’s parades have in common with Santa Claus?… No one is ever awake to see them.
  24. What’s the most common New Year’s Resolution?… To do all the things we said we’d do last year. (January Jokes)