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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Groundhog Day jokes. (Groundhog Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  2. Does anybody know any good Groundhog Day jokes?… I feel like I keep hearing the same ones over and over again. (February Jokes)
  3. What is Super Bowl Quarterback Joe Burrow’s favorite holiday?… Ground Hog Day! (Super Bowl Jokes)
  4. A groundhog tried to cross a well by burrowing under it… It didn’t go over well.
  5. Who would be a great spokesperson for Ground Hog Day?… Super Bowl Quarterback Joe Burrow.
  6. What do you call Punxsutawney Phil’s laundry?… Hogwash. (Pig Jokes)
  7. What’s a groundhog’s favorite drink?… Hole milk. (Milk Jokes)
  8. Groundhog day was one of my favorite Bill Murray movies… I can watch it over and over again.
  9. Why is coronavirus like Groundhog Day?… If you stick your head outside and encounter another person, you get 6 more weeks of quarantine. (Doctor Jokes & Covid Jokes)
  10. What did the French groundhog see when he woke up?… His château. (World Geography Jokes)
  11. What is a groundhog’s favorite book?… Holes. (Book Jokes)
  12. Americans tend to think us Aussies are all dumb… But at least we get our weather information from meteorologists and not groundhogs. (Australia Day Jokes)
  13. What animal takes up the most land?… a groundhog.
  14. I can’t believe the film Groundhog Day came out in February 1993 (30 years ago)…. It feels like yesterday.
  15. Which hockey player is best at forecasting the weather?… “Puck” satawny phil. (Rain Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
  16. What does Punxsutawney Phil do at a party?… Go hog wild.
  17. What animal is the best at getting ground balls?… A groundhog! (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
  18. Punxsutawney Phil makes conservatives out of us all. Every time it snows after February 2, I rethink my position on gun control: “I’m gonna kill that stinking groundhog!” (Election Jokes)
  19. How was the Super Bowl football coach’s game plan on Groundhog day?… To use the running game of course. He wanted to “ground” it out. (Super Bowl Jokes)
  20. What do you call a woodchuck laundromat?… A Hogwash.
  21. How do groundhogs smell?… With their noses just like everyone else.
  22. Don’t forget to eat some sausage today… It is Groundhog Day, after all.
  23. What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a puppy?… Ground-dog Day! (Puppy Jokes)
  24. Why did Punxsutawney Phil leave his home on February 2nd?… He needed to go buy some Valentine’s Day cards. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)