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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Groundhog Day jokes. (Groundhog Day Knock Knock Jokes)
- Does anybody know any good Groundhog Day jokes?… I feel like I keep hearing the same ones over and over again. (February Jokes)
- What is Super Bowl Quarterback Joe Burrow’s favorite holiday?… Ground Hog Day! (Super Bowl Jokes)
- A groundhog tried to cross a well by burrowing under it… It didn’t go over well.
- Who would be a great spokesperson for Ground Hog Day?… Super Bowl Quarterback Joe Burrow.
- What do you call Punxsutawney Phil’s laundry?… Hogwash. (Pig Jokes)
- What’s a groundhog’s favorite drink?… Hole milk. (Milk Jokes)
- Groundhog day was one of my favorite Bill Murray movies… I can watch it over and over again.
- Why is coronavirus like Groundhog Day?… If you stick your head outside and encounter another person, you get 6 more weeks of quarantine. (Doctor Jokes & Covid Jokes)
- What did the French groundhog see when he woke up?… His château. (World Geography Jokes)
- What is a groundhog’s favorite book?… Holes. (Book Jokes)
- Americans tend to think us Aussies are all dumb… But at least we get our weather information from meteorologists and not groundhogs. (Australia Day Jokes)
- What animal takes up the most land?… a groundhog.
- I can’t believe the film Groundhog Day came out in February 1993 (30 years ago)…. It feels like yesterday.
- Which hockey player is best at forecasting the weather?… “Puck” satawny phil. (Rain Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
- What does Punxsutawney Phil do at a party?… Go hog wild.
- What animal is the best at getting ground balls?… A groundhog! (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
- Punxsutawney Phil makes conservatives out of us all. Every time it snows after February 2, I rethink my position on gun control: “I’m gonna kill that stinking groundhog!” (Election Jokes)
- How was the Super Bowl football coach’s game plan on Groundhog day?… To use the running game of course. He wanted to “ground” it out. (Super Bowl Jokes)
- What do you call a woodchuck laundromat?… A Hogwash.
- How do groundhogs smell?… With their noses just like everyone else.
- Don’t forget to eat some sausage today… It is Groundhog Day, after all.
- What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a puppy?… Ground-dog Day! (Puppy Jokes)
- Why did Punxsutawney Phil leave his home on February 2nd?… He needed to go buy some Valentine’s Day cards. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)