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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best pretzel jokes.
- What’s a pretzel’s favorite dance?… The twist. (Dance Jokes)
- What do you call a store that only sells pretzels, bagels and donuts?… Hole Foods. (Donut Jokes & Bagel Jokes)
- Two pretzels were walking down the street, and one was a salted. (Police Jokes)
- Do you know why they call it a pretzel?… Because it’s knot bread. (Bread Jokes)
- Two pretzels walked through a sketchy alleyway… One was a salted The other was knot. (Police Jokes)
- Why did the police suspect the Pretzel?… Because he was twisted. (Police Jokes)
- Where do pretzels go on vacation?… Pretzilvania. (Pennsylvania Jokes)
- If you eat too many salted pretzels on Halloween, what happens the next day?… November thirst. (Funny Halloween Jokes & November Jokes)
- Did you hear it’s ‘National Pretzel Day’ in America today?… Just making sure everyone knows it’s knot bread. (Bread Jokes)
- What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?… Well, that was an unexpected twist! (Police Jokes)
- What’s a wrestlers least favorite snack?… A pretzel. (Wrestling Jokes)
- What did the chocolate covered pretzel say to the regular pretzel?… Don’t be salty. (Chocolate Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about pretzels?
- Some pretzels are totally weird… They are knot for eating.
- Did you know that Pretzels are knot bread? (Bread Jokes)
- What happens when you get into a fight with a pretzel?… You get tangled up.
- You don’t like my Pretzel jokes?… I am in-salted.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good pretzel knock-knock joke?
- What happens when two pretzels get married?… They tie the knot.
- I call my boss a Pretzel because he’s always bent out of shape.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good pretzel knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- What did the pretzel say when it was pulled out of the oven?… Gluten-tag!
- What secret society loves to eat pretzels?… The Illumi-Knotty.